The Class (TV series)

The Class (2006–2007) is a sitcom that followed the lives of eight very different alumni of the fictional Woodman Elementary School. Pilot [1.01] Ethan Haas: After our call, I assumed you weren't coming. Kat Warbler: The deal is - we can leave in 20 minutes if it sucks. Ethan Haas: You're just a big bag of sunshine, aren't ya? The Class Visits a Hospital [1.02] Kat Warbler: [after Richie admits he ran over Lina] You ran over my sister? Ethan Haas: Look, look... it was obviously an accident. OK? Kat Warbler: You're right, you're right, you're right. It's not his fault at all. No, I mean, if only they could put a reflective surface inside the car so you could see what's behind you! Perry Pearl: Say it one more time! Aaron: [annoyed] Welcome to Fantasy Island. Ethan Haas: It's cheesy... it's gay Kyle Lendo: That's how we roll The Class Learns About Hurricanes [1.03] Kat Warbler: I think you're making a big mistake giving back this jacket. Ethan Haas: Why's that? Kat Warbler: Because I love it and I'm your new best friend. Ethan Haas: What's my last name? Kat Warbler: [throws him back his ex's jacket] No idea. Kat Warbler: [about Joanne's stuff] Oh my God. You folded everything? Dude, she publicly humiliated you. Throw her stuff out of the window, burn it - -don't fold it like you work at The Gap. Joanne: I'm sorry. Ethan Haas: You know what? I'm not.[slams the door in her face]Kat Warbler: I don't think you're getting back together. Ethan Haas: I don't think so. Oh wait.[opens the door and grabs the jacket for Kat]Ethan Haas: This is for my lover.[slams it again, throws it back to Kat]Ethan Haas: Hi. Joanne: Hey. Kat Warbler: Hiya! Ethan Haas: Um Joanne this is Kat, Kat this is Joanne. Kat Warbler: I'm his lover. Ethan Haas: She's not my lover! Kat Warbler: Was I not naked in your apartment yesterday? Ethan Haas: Briefly...[to Joanne] but it wasn't... [to Kat] Why am I even talking... Kat Warbler: Isn't it so cute when he gets flustered? I love that about my lover. Ethan Haas: Not her lover! Not her lover! The Class Blows the Whistle [1.04] Lina Warbler: It's been so long, I was afraid you were never gonna ask. Richie Velch: Hey, I ran you over. Some women are turned off by that. The Class Gets Frozen Yoghurt [1.05] Richie Velch: [after Richie's wife Fern really insults him and leaves] You complete me. The Class Goes Trick-or-Treating [1.06] Kat Warbler: I ate so many Skittles, I peed the rainbow! Lina Warbler: [In a wheelchair, dressed as Franklin Delano Roosevelt for Halloween] Guess who I am! Kat Warbler: Old-time lesbian? The Class Goes to a Bar [1.07] Ethan Haas: [on the phone] How amazing was last night? Kat Warbler: For me, not so amazing. He's boring. His stories were boring. I couldn't stand him. The sex wasn't bad though. Ethan Haas: You slept with him? Kat Warbler: Yeah, and I gotta say, for a mountain climber, he spends a lot of time at base camp! Kat Warbler: Look, all I'm saying is he sounds like a guy who doesn't like you as much as you like him. Lina Warbler: Ugh, yes he does! Kat Warbler: Ok, you always say that... and then when they dump you you're like, "Oh my God! I can't believe he stole my Jetta! Lina Warbler: [hesitating] Uh... that one did come as a shock. The Class Celebrates a Birthday [1.08] The Class Gives Thanks [1.09] Yonk Allen: [after finding out Duncan and his wife dated in high school] Hey, you know how she cries for no reason? Duncan Carmello: Yeah. Yonk Allen: What are you supposed to do when that happens? Duncan Carmello: Just hold her and let her cry. Yonk Allen: This is great! It's like finding an owner's manual. Oh, hey, did she make you say 'I love you' before you got off the phone? Duncan Carmello: Yeah, she did that. Yonk Allen: It's every time! What's that about? Duncan Carmello: She's just afraid that something might happen, and she wants 'I love you' to be the last thing you say to each other. Yonk Allen: Whoa, creepy. Duncan Carmello: Uh... Yonk Allen: Oh, and what is up with her dad? Is he insane or something? Duncan Carmello: Heh, yeah, he's crazy, but don't tell her that or you'll have to hold her and let her cry. The Class Runs Into a Convenience Store [1.10] [Tina's watching a news story on TV where Holly, Richie, Nicole and Duncan are panicking inside a car]Tina Carmello: What kind of show is this? The Class Celebrates an Anniversary [1.11] Kat Warbler: Penguins are cute and all, but if you cooked one, I'd eat it. The Class Visits a Bad Neighbourhood [1.12] Nicole Allen: Oh, a gun... you must be Fern! Duncan Carmello: [walking in a few minutes later]'' Oh, a gun... you must be Fern! The Class Hits It [1.13] Lina Warbler: You can't scare me with your 'bad sex.' The Class Has to Go to a Stupid Museum [1.14] The Class Eats Moroccan Chicken [1.15] Kat Warbler: You're up early. Ethan Haas: Just going for a run. Kat Warbler: You know, you die either way. The Class Has a Snow Day [1.16] Nicole Allen: As yonk says sometimes people in a prius will flip you off but you can just roll right over them The Class Springs a Leak [1.17] The Class Rides a Bull [1.18] The Class Goes Back to the Hospital [1.19] External links Category:CBS sitcoms Category:Cancelled shows Category:2000s American multi-camera sitcoms