Rocko's Modern Life/Season 4

Rocko's Modern Life is an American animated series premiered on September 18, 1993 to November 24, 1996. The series follows a Wallaby named Rocko and his friends, Heffer and Filburt. Episode 1 With Friends Like These [4.1a] Rocko: HERE'S A TICKET FOR YOU... AND A TICKET FOR YOU... AND TICKETS FOR EVERYBODY! Now we can all GO! Sailing The Seven Zzz's [4.1b] Heffer: [as a pirate, using a pseudo-Swedish accent] I'll be taking that map from yew. Ed Bighead: [sleepwalking, as a pirate] Good gads. What sort of accent is that? Ed Bighead: [sleepwalking; as a pirate] Poop the deck and waffle me winky. Rocko: MR. BIGHEAD, WOULD YOU PLEASE BE QUIET?! Filburt: Hey, fellas? Heffer and Rocko: You're nauseous. Filburt: Right. [vomits offscreen] Episode 2 The High Five of Doom [4.2a] Fly Burgers [4.2b] Episode 3 Pranksters [4.3a] Heffer: [repeated line] Yes, Granny Rocko. From Here to Maternity [4.3b] Filburt: [imitating Rocko] "Hey, look, fellas! I'm in jail! Heh heh..." Rocko: Oh, come on, Filburt. Filburt: Back off, Peter Cottontail! You're the reason we're in this mess! Dr. Hutchinson: Hi honey, how are you? Oh, my babies! Gilbert, Shellbert and Missy: [first words] Mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy... [The egg breaks, revealing there are four babies including a steer cow with glasses, turtle twins with glasses and a yellow cat] Heffer: Oh, Rocko. Aren't they cute? Dr. Hutchinson: Come to mommy. Oh, my little ones. Heffer: Oh, I'm so happy for you, Filburt! Filburt: Not now, I fainted. Dr. Hutchinson: No, you haven't. You're still conscious. Filburt: Oh, but I have. [Norbert then walks over to the two] Dr. Hutchinson: But your eyes are open, Silly. Filburt: Oh, what do you know? Rocko: Go away. Dr. Hutchinson: Oh, Daddy's just playing. He didn't faint at all. Filburt: Oh, yes I did. [Hutchinson then kisses Filburt as the camera irises out on them; during the end, in the black screen is Norbert following Rocko] Rocko: No, no. Go away. [he leaves as Norbert follows him] Go home. Episode 4 Heff in a Handbasket [4.4a] Wallaby On Wheels [4.4b] DJ: Okay, all skate. Heffer: Try not to flail so much. DJ: Now backwards. Heffer: Be the skates, Rock. DJ: Skate on your hands. Heffer: Try to get all five of your stomachs evenly distributed over the skates. DJ: Skate on your nose. Heffer: Put your nose... [muffled] DJ: Skate all willy-nilly like an idiot. Heffer: [imitating Rocko's skating] Now you're getting it, Rocko! Episode 5 Ed Good, Rocko Bad [4.5a] Teed Off [4.5b] Episode 6 Wimp On the Barby [4.6a] Yarn Benders [4.6b] Episode 7 Mama's Boy [4.7a] Feisty Geist [4.7b] Episode 8 S.W.A.K. [4.8a] Magic Meatball [4.8b] Episode 9 Closet Clown [4.9a] Seat to Stardom [4.9b] Rocko: Can you see anything, Heffer? Heffer: Just the back of a bunch of heads. How about you, Rocko? Rocko: Naw, looks like a forest of ankles down here. Filburt? Filburt: [looking at someone's butt crack] I've got a bird's eye view of the Grand Canyon. [During the end of the episode, Heffer is a wedgie boy and the scene cuts to the "The End" screen] Heffer: "The End!" Get it?! "The End"?! [laughs] No "butts" about it! Episode 10 Turkey Time [4.10a] Floundering Fathers [4.10b] Episode 11 Dumbells [4.11a] Rug Birds [4.11b] Rocko: Filburt, it's only a bird wig! Filburt: [offended] Only a bird wig?! Episode 12 Hypno Puppy Luv [4.12a] Driving Mrs. Wolfe [4.12b] Episode 13 Put to Pasture [4.13a] Filburt: [seeing Heffer eyeing his chips] Oh no no no no no no no no no no! I ain't giving him nothing! I got plans for these chips! You ate yours fat boy! These babies are mine! Okay, let's see. 1 2 3 4 5, 1 2 3 4 5, 1 2 3 4 5. I'll put this one and this one and then I'll put this one here. Oh this, this one first. No, no, no, no, no. You, you first, I'm eating you... [Heffer goes berserk and attacks him for the chips] Hey get off! Stop it! Get your fat hooves off of me! You full yet? You've eaten almost everything in the room! Oh wait a second! Here's the potato chip bag. There might be a crumb in there! [force feeds him the bag] Yeah! You like that huh? You like eating that? Wait wait! You didn't eat this yet! You want to eat this, too? [force feeds him the air conditioner] How's that taste? Come on, what else can we stuff in your fat mouth? Oh here you go! Since you ate the potato, you can eat the light bulb! [force feeds him the light bulb] Future Schlock [4.13b] [In the future of O-Town, Filburt's sons, Gilbert and Norbert, are searching around inside Rocko's abandoned house] Norbert: [from upstairs as sound of glass shatters] Ouch! Gilbert: What was that?! Norbert: I think I broke an antique! Gilbert: [annoyed] Ah, for Pete's sake. [heads upstairs and finds Norbert in a room, sitting on the floor and holding a photo frame] What'd you break? Norbert: It's a picture. Gilbert: I believe the correct term was "phonograph." [last lines of the series] Rocko: So, Filb, what have you been up to these past 17 years? [beat] Filburt: Are you kiddin'? Heffer: [singing] Nine hundred bazillion bottles of root beer on the wall... / Nine hundred bazillion bottles of root beer... Category:Television show seasons