Family Guy/Season 21

Family Guy is an animated television series created by Seth MacFarlane for FOX in 1999. The show was canceled in 2002, but after a positive response to DVDs and reruns on Adult Swim, productions of new episodes for FOX resumed in 2005. Please read Family Guy/Format for notes on how to use and edit this article. Oscars Guy Chris: [discussing wanting to enter America's Funniest Home Videos] I want to spend $2,000 flying to Los Angeles to win $1,000. Peter: You know when I agreed to this, I 100% thought it was American Pie. Always read the second word of the title before you sign something. Bend or Blockbuster Meg: [texting] Hey, guys. Home with groceries. It could use hand unloading. And send. [sends text] Now, I wait for them to come out and help their dear old mom. A Wife-Changing Experience [Joe finds Lois naked and screams] Joe: Oh, no. The Munchurian Candidate [Peter and Lois are dining at His and Her's Restaurant] Lois: Ah, look at this, Peter. A new restaurant in town. What a lightning bolt to the balls for a couple of schmos like us, huh? [Lois looks at the pictures of Susie Swanson on Bonnie's Facebook page] Lois: Ugh, look at that thing's eyes! You know, maybe one glass a night wasn't fine. Unzipped Code [Jerome has broken his leg and is in a wheelchair] Cleveland: Whoa, Jerome. What's with the wheelchair? Jerome: Well, it was date night with my ladyfriend. Put on some Teddy Pendergrass. One thing led to another. We started making love halfway up the stairs. Then, I lost my footing and tumbles down half a flight! Quagmire: [appalled] Well! This is hardly a dinner conversation! Joe: I bet you're gonna discover some cool new things you couldn't do while walking. Jerome: Like what? Joe: Well, have you yelled at someone for using the handicapped stall yet? Happy Holo-ween Peter: Thanks to the vaccines, we can all get back to doing the things we hate. [Peter sees Roberta dressed as Harley Quinn] Peter: Whoa! Cleveland: Careful. The Stewaway [Peter and Lois are packing the car while Chris is eating some chocolate. He throws the wrapper upon finishing.] Lois: Chris? What - oh, who cares? We're in Vermont till Sunday. Call if you have to but, like, let's not call. Chris: Can we only brush our teeth for 60 seconds instead of the full 90? Peter: You brush your teeth? Nerd. Get Stewie Stewie:The Maryonettes are still attacking me. All my accounts are being flooded, they doxxed my favorite Froyo place, and someone even made a deep fake of me at the Capitol riots. [shows image of Richard Barnett with Stewie's head in the Capitol] Stewie: I was there, but I never went inside the building, man! Carny Knowledge Tom Tucker: Okay, final question. Team 3. Who is your child's favorite singer? Peter: [puts his board up to show the crowd] The Price is Right Yodeler. Chris: What? No. I said Adele. [puts his board up] Peter: Judges? [the crowd laughs after the buzzer goes off] Lois: Oh, this is more humiliating than my first day working at that Rice Pilaf Company. [cut to a Cutaway Gag of Lois' first day at the Rice Pilaf Company] Lois: I think we could start putting pilaf in other things. Boss: Lois, can I see you in my office for a second? [we cut to the kitchen where Lois is sobbing at the table while the rest of the family are eating] Peter: I told you not to rock the boat over there. The Candidate Cleveland: Peter, where are we going? Peter: [offscreen] Relax, it's our nation's capital. I'm just a fan of history! Cleveland: Uh, Peter, what are you up to? [The camera zooms out to reveal Peter dressed as the QAnon Shaman] Peter: What? I just love our government! Or at least I used to! Stewie: Vinny, say hello to the new snack captain! Vinny: You actually won? Wow! Congrats, Stewie! I thought you being a mistake ruined your chances. How'd you pull it off? Stewie: It turns out 70% of the kids' parents aren't married and 30% are mistakes. Nobody gets married anymore. One kid doesn't even have parents. He just kind of appeared. Sleeps in one of the cubbies. I mean, that's the story I would've told this week, but whatever. Oh, and Doug died in a commuter plane crash this morning. Love Story Guy Old West Allen: And I think margs are gonna be on you after this adventure, huh? Old West: I don't drink that shit. Allen: Okay, we'll figure something out. Single White Dad[Meg is in the middle of an elaborate domino arrangement in the living room with Gene, but is set off early when Peter bumps into the table setting up]Meg: Crap! Gene, they're coming! They're coming fast, Gene! Starting recording, Gene! GENE!![Peter introduces Chris to Donkey Kong] Chris: This game SUCKS!! Peter: What are you talkin' about? Chris: Uh, what universe does this even take place in? EVERYTHING needs to take place in a universe! Peter: It's a warehouse with ladders where a monkey took a girl. Chris: What about the microtransactions that slowly bankrupt our family? Or the children slinging racist taunts into your earpiece? Peter: It has two buttons and I have to look down when I press 'em. Chris: Donkey Kong sucks! I could build the same game on our house. [This gives Peter an idea] Peter: Donkey Kong house? [scene transitions to Peter setting up a real Donkey Kong stage in front of the house] Peter: Sorry I put you in a dress, Stewie. We needed a damsel. Stewie: Hey, do I look upset? White Meg Can't Jump Ugly Girl: May I join the losers club? Chris: [sigh] I don't care what yearbook captions you saw. We are not yet an organized club. Pizza Bread: The deed to the house is in the drawer, under the phone! Adoptation Chris : Keep my name out your fucking mouth! Peter: Wow, dude. It was a zoo joke. Chris: KEEP MY NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!! Bob Belcher: Homer, you've got company. Homer: D’oh. Bob Belcher: Yes, I won’t. Peter: [to Bob Belcher] Oh, Thanks. Homer: [to Peter] Well, I don’t know. Carter: [off-screen] Listen up! Everyone in the van! We're taking Tatum to the zoo! Lois: [angry] The zoo? Peter: [enters] The zoo? Why are we returning Chris? Hey, Mike, you hear? The Bird Reich Preston: Peter, what are you doing up there? Peter: Preston, I'm glad you're here. I'm about to test the prototype for "desk-poline". [Peter jumps off a stack of cabinets and crashes on top of his desk. Peter grabs out a pad and pen and starts writing] Peter: Desk will need to be bouncy. A Bottle Episode [Lois enters the kitchen with an iPad] Lois: We got the house, guys! Stewie: Your iPad flashlight is on. God, she's old. Announcer: [the Airbnb logo appears; as Lois enters the car and leaves Dottie's house] Airbnb. What are you doing? This is your house! Vat Man and Rob 'Em From Russia with Love (Part 1) Brian: I-I may have sent some weird DMs to Zendaya that I'd rather not see the light of day. Stewie: Euphoria Zendaya or Disney Zendaya? Brian: Yeah, a little from column A, a little from column B. Adult Education (Part 2) External links Family Guy Category:Family Guy seasons