Githu Muigai

Githu Muigai (born 31 January 1960) is a Kenyan lawyer who was the Attorney General of the Republic of Kenya from 2011 until 13 February 2018, when he resigned. Quotes The man in front of you today is a mortician, The patient died on the operating table. If you think the patient should have lived, ask the surgeons. I am here to jumpstart your mind from lethargy. I believe you are familiar with carnal knowledge? The concept that is, not the practical part. Someone with experience? Legal experience you dirty minded fools! The only difference between you and a cow is what I teach you. Most women would prefer the sperm of a law professor to that of a law student. We are not authorities in law. By ‘we’ I mean ‘you’. Some of you might be tempted to think that we are in the same category! You call me Sir and I call you Sir. The only difference is that YOU will mean it while I don't! Not even the devil knows what a man is thinking, leave alone a woman. I agree with the Honourable Justice Kwach, that the legal profession is in danger of being infiltrated by peasants. If your female client is going to be convicted of murder, make sure she’s pregnant. Why are you laughing? Of course, I don’t mean that you should be the one making sure! I radiate knowledge because I am in intellectual puberty and not intellectual menopause We created a Supreme Court with very limited jurisprudence, however the Supreme Court is beginning to use its constitutional mandate to grow. As a government officer, days are filled with a constant stream of decisions. Many are mundane, but some are so important that they can haunt you for the rest of your life. I wasn’t a gentleman because I acted in what I thought was the best interests of the Republic of Kenya and probably the best interest of my career. So, I couldn’t have been a gentleman but I tried to be a good man and a professional man. I didn’t know that there would be grave, life and death decisions and that they were my call. I can tell you it is very hard when that happens for you to have a good night’s sleep forever. I’m harvesting. By which I mean I have invested in education and time, now I feel like I have reached where I am able to rely on that experience to enjoy professional work at its highest. I feel that I am now able to give an opinion and be listened to. External links Category:Lawyers from Kenya Category:1960 births Category:Living people