Road to Bali

thumb| thumb| Road to Bali is a 1952 film about two men who dive for treasure while competing for a beautiful princess. Directed by Hal Walker. Written by Frank Butler. Harold Gridley He's gonna sing, folks. Now's the time to go out and get the popcorn. Say, I haven't looked for work since I was night watchmen at Vassar. [to George] Why, you collapsible Como, you... Dialogue Ken Arok: You will love Vaatu. It is an island paradise. Harold Gridley: Girls, huh? Ken Arok: Could it be paradise without girls? Harold Gridley: Is that the way all the natives dress on your island? Male Native: Nods Harold Gridley: Really? George, do you suppose... George Cochran: Not a chance. Harold Gridley: Stick around folks, he could be wrong you know. George Cochran: I wonder what the locals are like? Princess Lala: I hope they're not cannibals or headhunters! Harold Gridley: I hope they're orange pickers, I want to get out of this tree! George Cochran: Oh, stop squawking, you'll fall off when you're ripe! George Cochran: What's that? Harold Gridley: Oh, that's Errol Flynn. He can't stand it. Harold Gridley: Say, Haggis! George Cochran: What is it, MacBaggis? Harold Gridley: Have you heard the latest about MacTavish? George Cochran: What's he done now? Harold Gridley: I heard he's living on the roof! George Cochran: Why would he be living on the roof? Harold Gridley: Because he heard someone say, "Drinks are on the house!" Princess Lala: Do you always fight over girls? Harold Gridley: Well, what else can we fight over? We've never had any money. [Looking straight into the camera] That's for Washington! Princess Lala: [showing a portrait of a woman in regal dress] She was my mother, Queen Tama of Vaatu. George Cochran: Hm, beautiful. Princess Lala: [indicating the portrait next to it of a man in a kilt] And he was my father. George Cochran: Didn't anybody in the family wear the pants? Harold Gridley: Hey! What are you gonna do with TWO girls? George Cochran: That's...um...MY problem.... Cast Bing Crosby — George Cochran Bob Hope — Harold Gridley Dorothy Lamour — Princess Lala McTavish Murvyn Vye — Prince Ken Arok Peter Coe as Gung Ralph Moody — Bhoma Da Leon Askin — King Ramayana Carolyn Jones — Eunice Michael Ansara — Guard Harry Cording — Verna's father External links Road to Bali (film) 0045094 Road to Bali 41571 Road to Bali Category:1952 American films Category:American adventure films Category:Films set on islands Category:Road comedy films Category:American romantic comedy films Category:Films set in Indonesia Category:Films directed by Hal Walker Category:Buddy comedy films Category:1952 English-language films Category:American adventure comedy films Category:American musical comedy films Category:American self-reflexive films