A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas

A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas is a 2011 comedy film and the third installment of the Harold & Kumar series. Directed by Todd Strauss-Schulson. Written by Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg. Christmas comes prematurely Harold Lee Koreans have killed his mother and now his tree. Christmas is ruined. Kumar Patel [Upon being asked to go to a Christmas Eve party] No can do man. I have to stay here and smoke this weed, otherwise I won't get high. Uh, miss, I'm sorry, but I'm not going to let you rape my friend on Christmas Eve. [Adrian: Also, I told her you work for the White House.] Yeah, like anyone's gonna believe that. Dialogue [From trailer] Jesus: Neil Patrick Harris! Welcome to Heaven! I'm Jesus. Neil Patrick Harris: Jesus? Jesus: [Holds up crucifix around his neck] Christ. I practically run this place. Neil Patrick Harris: Oh, for reals? Jesus: Well, my dad owns it, but I sort of– Neil Patrick Harris: Ha-ha, you're one of those. Harold: You still haven't explained the gay thing. Kumar: You're not gay, motherfucker! Harold: At all. Neil Patrick Harris: Yeah that's something us magicians like to call misdirection. Just a little something I picked up from my man, Clay Aiken. Kumar: What? Clay Aiken's not gay? Neil Patrick Harris: Are you kidding me? Clay's the biggest coos hound I know. That guy gets mad gash. Kenneth Park: This is a Sharp 52" Aquos Quattron TV with state-of-the-art 3D technology that makes Avatar look Avatar-ded. Harold: I don't know. Hasn't the whole 3D thing jumped shark by now? Kenneth Park: Mr. Lee, you don't understand. This is the best 3D you've ever seen. It's gonna be amazing! [Kenneth gives two thumbs up to the audience]. Harold: Who are you looking at? Cast John Cho as Harold Lee Kal Penn as Kumar Patel Neil Patrick Harris as a fictionalized version of himself Danny Trejo as Mr. Perez Danneel Harris as Vanessa Fanning Elias Koteas as Sergei Katsov Paula Garcés as Maria Perez-Lee Thomas Lennon as Todd Patton Oswalt as Larry Juston/Mall Santa Eddie Kaye Thomas as Andy Rosenberg David Krumholtz as Seth Goldstein Amir Blumenfeld as Adrian External links 1268799 A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas Category:2011 films Category:2010s American films Category:Christmas comedy films Category:Sequel films Category:Stoner films Category:Films set in New Jersey