Piranha 3D

Piranha 3D is a 2010 American 3D comedy horror film in which after a sudden underwater tremor sets free scores of the prehistoric man-eating fish, an unlikely group of strangers must band together to stop themselves from becoming fish food for the area's new razor-toothed residents. It was inspired by and is a loose remake of the 1978 film Piranha. Directed by Alexandre Aja. Written by Pete Goldfinger and Josh Stolberg. Don't Scream...Just Swim!taglines Julie Forester Get the fuck out of the water! [brings out a taser gun] You boys take one more step, you'll be pissing lightning bolts into next week. Novak Radzinsky There are thousands of them and they are pissed! [to Mr. Goodman] Excuse me, but is that a fucking piranha? Other Andrew Cunningham: Kelly, trust us. It's never cheating if it's with another chick. Mr. Goodman: Piranha hunt in packs - not for protection, but for overwhelming force. They're organized, methodical. The first bite draws blood. The blood draws the pack. Deputy Fallon: Chew on this, motherfuckers! [kills piranhas with a motorboat propeller] Derrick Jones: Jake, they took my penis! They took my penis! Dialogue Novak: Excuse me... but is that a fucking piranha?! Julie Forester: Carl, it's not the only one. Novak: [shows the torn diving suit] Here, here. Yeah, look at this. There are thousands of them. Thousands. And they're pissed! Mrs. Goodman: You know, I've heard of this happening. It's like those baby alligators in New Jersey, somebody leaves them and they breed... Novak: What? Mr. Goodman: Nobody released this fish into the lake. Julie Forester: What're you talking about? Mr. Goodman: This particular piranha vanished off the face of the Earth over 2 million years ago! [hurries to his office] Novak: Um, where's he going? [Mr. Goodman grabs a large fossil off his shelf and brings it back] Mr. Goodman: Allow me...to introduce you...[shows the fossil] Pygocentrus nattereri, the original piranha. [Novak and Julie see the live piranha almost exactly matches the fossil] They used to swim the Colorado River, right up until the Pleistocene epoch! I still don't understand how you found one...alive! Novak: We discovered a subterranean lake through a rift caused by the earthquake. Mrs. Goodman: But, how could it have survived for so long, cut off from the surface? Mr. Goodman: CANNIBALISM. They must have fought each other to survive. [looks at the piranha] Look...oh, the scars on the scales. Notice the eyes. Julie Forester: Jesus, it's like he's staring back at you. Mr. Goodman: No, no, no. Look, staring... sensing...[slowly lowers two tips of his fingers into the tank. The piranha rushes to bite them, Goodman pulls them away in the nick of time] Novak: God, don't do that! Mr. Goodman: Piranha hunt in packs. Not for protection, but the overwhelming force. They're organized, methodical. The first bite draws blood, the blood draws the pack. Jake Forester: I am so sorry. We're on the lake. Julie Forester: What? Where are Laura and Zane? Jake Forester: They're with me on the boat. Julie Forester: Oh, my God, Jake! Whatever you do, do not go into the water. Jake Forester: You don't understand, Mom. Our boat is sinking. Julie Forester: [shocked] What? Where are you? Danni: Nice horn. Laura Forester: Thanks. Nice boobs. Danni: Thanks. Laura Forester: I have a training bra but I don't like to wear it 'cause it itches. Danni: Tell me about it! Who are you waiting for? Laura Forester: My brother Jake, he's seventeen. He'll like your boobs too. Danni: They all do. Julie Forester: Are you sure you can do this? Danni: You better believe it. [climbing on the rope] I don't pole dance for nothing! Julie Forester: [to Jake before handing him a radio] You've got a lot of explaining to do, young man! Andrew: [watching Danni and Crystal swim naked] Check it out, they're fish with boobies. Derrick Jones: Oh, if fish looked like that, I would fuck fish. I would only fuck fish! Laura Forester: You talk funny. Derrick Jones: Yeah, well, you're short. Sam: Something bit me. Paula: Oh, yeah, right. I thought you always liked that kind of stuff. [last lines] Mr. Goodman: [to Julie] The piranhas that killed those divers, the ones you're hunting for, they're not fully developed. They're the babies. Novak: The babies? Huh. So where are the parents? [an adult piranha jumps out of the water and kills Novak] Taglines Don't Scream...Just Swim! There's Something in the Water This Summer 3D Shows Its Teeth Two million years of evolution. One perfect killer. This summer, how fast can you swim? Cast Elisabeth Shue - Sheriff Julie Forester Steven R. McQueen - Jake Forester Adam Scott - Novak Jerry O'Connell - Derrick Jones Jessica Szohr - Kelly Kelly Brook - Danni Riley Steele - Crystal Ving Rhames - Deputy Fallon Dina Meyer - Paula Christopher Lloyd - Carl Goodman Richard Dreyfuss - Matt Boyd Ricardo Chavira - Sam Paul Scheer - Andrew Cunningham Cody Longo - Todd Dupree Sage Ryan - Zane Forester Brooklynn Proulx - Laura Forester Devra Korwin - Mrs. Goodman External links Piranha 3D 0464154 Piranha 3D 392043 piranha_3d Category:2010 films Category:2010s American films Category:Comedy horror films Category:Films about genetic engineering Category:Reboot films Category:Films about piranhas Category:Films set in Arizona