Road to Rio

Road to Rio is a 1947 film about two vaudevillians who stow away on a Brazilian-bound ocean liner and foil a plot by a hypnotist to marry off her niece. Directed by Norman Z. McLeod. Written by Jack Rose. Take a New Year Cruise to Rio with the Screen's Top Laughter Trio!  (taglines) Hot Lips Barton [Hanging off the high wire] Help! Help! [Aside to camera] You know, this picture could end right here. [appearing in gaudy circus tights] Do you think Superman will sue? [Staring at Lucia's very tight gown] How'd you put that on - with a spraygun? Look at this contract we signed for five months - two weeks guarantee! [Knocking the bad guys unconscious with the pattycake routine] That's what they get for not seeing our pictures! [looking at Tor Johnson] How did Mount Baldy get into this? Dialogue Scat Sweeney: Swine! Hot Lips Barton: Pig! Scat Sweeney: That's the same as swine. Hot Lips Barton: All right. Ham! Lucia Maria de Andrade: I don't know what came over me! I found myself saying things, and I didn't know why I was saying them. Hot Lips Barton: Look, why don't you just run for Congress and leave us alone? Scat Sweeney: Are you admitting you're a dirty coward? Hot Lips Barton: No, a clean one! Cardoso: You phoneys! You'll never work in Rio again! Hot Lips Barton: Who wants to work? We're musicians! [Lucia slaps Scat's face] Scat Sweeney: Baby?! Hot Lips Barton: Baby? Seems more like Bogie! Taglines Something Great For You...Their New and Nuttiest Road Show Take a New Year Cruise to Rio with the Screen's Top Laughter Trio! Cast Bing Crosby — Scat Sweeney Bob Hope — Hot Lips Barton Dorothy Lamour — Lucia Maria de Andrade Gale Sondergaard — Catherine Vail Frank Faylen — Trigger Joseph Vitale — Tony George Meeker — Sherman Mallory Frank Puglia — Rodrigues Nestor Paiva — Cardoso Robert Barrat — Johnson Stanley Andrews — Capt. Harmon Harry Woods — Ship's Purser The Wiere Brothers — Three Musicians The Andrews Sisters — Themselves Jerry Colonna — Himself Marquita Rivera — Nightclub Performer External links 0039776 Road to Rio 41580 Road to Rio Category:Films set in Brazil Category:Road comedy films Category:American romantic comedy films Category:Films about hypnosis Category:1947 American films Category:American adventure comedy films Category:American musical comedy films Category:American self-reflexive films Category:Films set in Rio de Janeiro (city) Category:1947 English-language films