She-Hulk: Attorney at Law

She-Hulk: Attorney at Law is an American television miniseries created by Jessica Gao for the streaming service Disney+, based on the Marvel Comics featuring the character Jennifer Walters / She-Hulk, cousin of Dr. Bruce Banner / The Hulk. A Normal Amount of Rage [1.01] Jennifer Walters: My theory. Steve Rogers did not have a girlfriend before he went into the service. Bruce Banner: Says who? Jennifer Walters: The History Channel. So he becomes Captain America. And from that moment on, a symbol of America. He is rushed to the front lines. He becomes a war hero. Then he is frozen in ice. So based on everything you've told me, after he gets unfrozen, he goes from world-threatening disaster to world-threatening disaster. That's when he's not a fugitive from the law, right? So it seems like he was pretty, pretty busy. Bruce Banner: All you're doing is repeating everything that I've already told you about my friend and colleague. Jennifer Walters: Obviously, Captain America was a virgin. Jennifer Walters: I thought the point was to prevent me from turning into a Hulk. Smart Hulk: These transformations are triggered by distressed, emotional sates. So we need to know the exact threshold that causes it for you. The triggers are anger and fear. Jennifer Walters: Those are like the baseline of any woman just existing. Smart Hulk: Alright, then let's try this. [He presses a button which unleashes a wall of saws inside the chamber with Jennifer.] Jennifer Walters: Bruce! It kinda feels like if I don't transform, I'm gonna die! Do you have a plan B for that? Smart Hulk: Ha, nope. Jennifer Walters: "No"? Ah! Not funny, Bruce! [She tears off the helmet on her head] What? You're just gonna kill me? Come on! Smart Hulk: Put on the helmet, we need the data! [The wall of saws come even closer] Jennifer Walters: [eyes bulging in fear] WHAT DO YOU NORMALLY USE THIS CHAMBER FOR, YOU PSYCHOPATH?! [She covers her eyes; suddenly two very large green arms smash the wall and pushes it back where it started. Jennifer has successfully Hulked out.] Smart Hulk: [thumbs up] Yes! Yes. Yes. [She-Hulk growls and turns towards the door, tearing it loose] Smart Hulk: No! No! [He backs away as She-Hulk breaks free from the chamber and approaches him, roaring angrily] Smart Hulk: Easy, girl! Easy! Easy. [Suddenly, the rage and anger disappear from She-Hulk's face] She-Hulk: Why are you talking to me like I'm a stray horse?[Smart Hulk wakes Jennifer up with an air horn. She turns into her Hulk form, wrecking the bed.]Jennifer Walters: [upset] Jeez! What the hell, man! Smart Hulk: You're still in control? No overwhelming feelings of rage? Jennifer Walters: No, a normal amount of rage!!Smart Hulk: You do revert back to Jen form when you sleep. Jennifer Walters: Was the air horn really necessary? Smart Hulk: [amused] For comedy, absolutely.[mid-credit scene; Jennifer is commiserating about her theory with Smart Hulk]Jennifer Walters: [tearfully] It's just so sad. Steve Rogers did so much for his country and he never got to experience sex. [continues sobbing] Did you see that ass? Like, that ass did not [sobs] deserve to die a virgin. It's, like, so sad.[Jennifer gulps down a large drink]Smart Hulk: [sighs] Steve Rogers is not a virgin. He lost his virginity to a girl in 1943 on the USO tour.[Jennifer puts down her drink]Jennifer Walters: [brightening, smiles] Yes! I KNEW IT! Smart Hulk: You're not drunk? Jennifer Walters: CAPTAIN AMERICA FU-- Superhuman Law [1.02] Courtroom witness: This chick -- pretty decent -- turned into a Hulk, like, like a Chick-Hulk. TV reporter: [facing the camera] A She-Hulk? Courtroom witness: [faces the camera and points]'' Exactly. Morris Walters: That Hawkeye guy. What happens to those arrows of his? I mean, does he go around and collect them when he's done? The People vs. Emil Blonsky [1.03] Is This Not Real Magic? [1.04] Mean, Green, and Straight Poured into These Jeans [1.05] Just Jen [1.06] The Retreat [1.07] Ribbit and Rip it [1.08] Whose Show is This? [1.09] Cast Tatiana Maslany as Jennifer Walters / She-Hulk Jameela Jamil as Titania Ginger Gonzaga as Nikki Ramos Renée Elise Goldsberry as Mallory Book Tim Roth as Emil Blonsky / Abomination Mark Ruffalo as Bruce Banner / Smart Hulk Benedict Wong as Wong Charlie Cox as Matt Murdock / Daredevil External links Category:Marvel Cinematic Universe TV series Category:Disney+ shows Category:Superheroine TV shows Category:Television programs based on comics