The Bikini Carwash Company

The Bikini Carwash Company is a 1992 sex comedy film about a struggling Los Angeles car wash that turns its fortunes around by hiring women in bikinis to wash cars. Directed by Ed Hansen. Written by Ed Hansen and George Buck Flower. The slipperiest, sexiest car wash in town! Jack McGowan [first lines] Excuse me, Mr. Surfrider, sir. Yeah, could you tell me where the Sunshine Carwash is? Sir? Other Tammy Joe: Don't get on Rita's case. You're the one that left the edible bikinis in the beach shack where they all melted. Dialogue Rita: I need something to cover my boobs. Big Bruce: Well, I'll cover your boobs. Awesome Beach Girl: Jack, get lost. Jack: Well, I am lost and my name is Jack, but, if you could just... Awesome Beach Girl: Jack! Get away from me and my tits! You creep! Donovan: Where are your fire extinguishers? Do you realize those vacuum cleaners are sucking much too loud? Sergeant Shag Sutton: City Ordinance 10-69. Donovan: Look at the improperness of your attire, young lady. Bobbie Canova: What's your name, kid? Jack: Jack. Jack McGowan. Bobbie Canova: Good Irish name. Jack: It's actually Scottish. Cast Joe Dusic as Jack McGowan Kristi Ducati as Melissa Reese Rikki Brando as Amy Windslow Sara Suzanne Brown as Sunny (credited as Suzanne Browne) Neriah Davis as Rita (credited as Neriah Napaul) Brook Lynn Page as Tammy Joe Eric Ryan as Stanley Scott James as Big Bruce (credited as Scott Strohmyer) Patrick M. Wright as Uncle Elmer (credited as Michael Wright) Kimberly Bee as Bobbie Canova Jim Wynorski as Ralph Darrell Mapson as Snuff (credited as Duane Matson) Matthew Cory Dunn as Donovan Drake Jack Klarr as Judge Hawthorne Landon Hall as Miss Hawthorne John F. Goff as A. B. Quinn (credited as Jake Barnes) Patrick McKelly as Sergeant Shag Sutton Suzanne Ager as Foxy (credited as Amy Page) Yvette Young as 2nd Stripper Tiffany Adell as 3rd Stripper Missy Warner as Awesome Beach Girl (credited as Jennifer Irwin) Maxi Neva as 2nd Beach Girl Ashley Jones as 3rd Beach Girl Gary A. Rubin as Passerby at Carwash (credited as Gary Rubin) External links 0103812 Category:1992 English-language films Category:1992 American films Category:American comedy films Category:Erotic films Category:American independent films Category:Sex comedy films Category:Films directed by Ed Hansen