Miss March

Miss March is a 2009 sex comedy film about a man who wakes up from a four-year coma and discovers his high-school sweetheart is now a Playboy centerfold. Written and Directed by Trevor Moore and Zach Cregger. Tucker Cleigh Well, the country is, like, 10 states wide. Each state is roughly a hundred miles across, so that’s like a thousand miles. We’re moving at 60 miles an hour. We should be there in, like, 600 minutes. [to the busy girls on the backseat] Look, lesbians! Palm trees. Horsedick When you give something to a bitch, they don’t do nothing but take. That’s why I don’t give ‘em nothing but the dick. ‘Cause they can’t take that away. You’ll see tomorrow at the mansion. We’ll run a train on, like, seven, eight, nine, 11 of them honeys! Ain’t a Playmate there I ain’t tagged yet. Dialogue Eugene: Look, I’m not even sure I’m ready to be doing this. Do you have any helpful advice? Do you have any tips on how I can make this a wonderful, romantic night for Cindi and everything she wants it to be? Tucker: Shave your cock. Eugene: You wanna hear something crazy? Tucker: You don’t have a dick? Cast Zach Cregger as Eugene Pratt Trevor Moore as Tucker Cleigh Craig Robinson as Phil aka "Horsedick Dot Raquel Alessi as Cindi Whitehall Molly Stanton as Candace Cedric Yarbrough as Doctor Geoff Meed as Rick, Candace's brother Hugh Hefner as Himself Sara Jean Underwood as Herself Betsy Rue as Strawberrius Carla Jimenez as Nurse Juanita Alexis Raben as Katja Eve Mauro as Vonka Tanjareen Martin as Crystal Alex Donnelley as Mrs. Whitehall Jen Taylor as Customs Official Anthony Jeselnik as Director External links Category:2009 American films Category:Buddy comedy films Category:Road comedy films Category:Screwball comedy films Category:Sex comedy films Category:Teen comedy films Category:Films about pornography Category:Films about proms Category:Films about virginity Category:Films set in South Carolina Category:Films set in Los Angeles Category:Films directed by Zach Cregger