Hot Shots!

2020-12-03 Hot Shots! is a 1991 comedy spoof starring Charlie Sheen, Cary Elwes, Valeria Golino, Lloyd Bridges, Kevin Dunn and Jon Cryer. The mother of all movies!taglines Dialogue Benson: "You know, I've personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down every one of them. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life." (Briefing men before takeoff) Benson: "Gentlemen, we've waited a long time to hear this. In exactly 5 hours and 17 minutes we hit the enemy toast" Block: "Err... I think that's enemy coast sir" Benson: "Huh? Coast? That'll take a bit more planning. But it doesn't matter..." Benson: "Call down to the galley and order some soup." Block: "Yes, sir." Benson: "Ah, I love soup. At least I think I do. Blasted shell, it's either soup or duck. Which one do you shoot?" Block: "Duck, sir" (Admiral Benson ducks and bangs head on desk) Block: "Are you alright, sir?" Benson: "Of course I'm alright! Why, what have you heard?" Benson: "Help me read this, my eyes are ceramic. Took a bazooka round at the battle of Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians." Topper: "It was an accident." Gregory: "Accident, my deep-blue eyes." Block: "How are ya, Sir?" Benson: "Hawaii?! God-damnit, man, I'm supposed to be in California!" Benson: "Some of you may be wondering what's wrong with my pants. Well, they ran out of material when they got to the knee, so don't give me any shit." Block: "Admiral Benson!" Benson: "Really? That's my name too" (After falling down some stairs) Benson: I slipped on a crab, who put that crab there?" Sailor: "I didn't see any crab Sir" Benson: "Don't give me that, there were 2 crabs, they work in pairs" Benson: "You risked the lives of some damn fine pilots ... But that's my job !" Block: "Topper Harley ?" Topper: "Once perhaps... Now I'm called Tchukachinchina." Block: "What does it meen ?" Topper: "Fluffy bunny feet." (The camera reveals Topper's bunny-looking pair of slippers) Taglines The mother of all movies! There's something funny in the air. Unprecendented! Uncut! Under 10 dollars! Cast Charlie Sheen - LT Sean "Topper" Harley Cary Elwes - LT Kent Gregory Valeria Golino - Ramada Thompson Lloyd Bridges - RADM Thomas "Tug" Benson Kevin Dunn - LCDR James Block Jon Cryer - LT Jim "Wash Out" Pfaffenbach William O'Leary - LT Pete "Dead Meat" Thompson Kristy Swanson - Kowalski Efrem Zimbalist, Jr. - Wilson Bill Irwin - Leland "Buzz" Harley Ryan Stiles - Dominic "Mailman" Farnum Heidi Swedberg - Mary Thompson Rino Thunder - Owatonna 'The Old One' Charles Barkley - himself Bill Laimbeer - himself Jerry Haleva - Saddam Hussein Gene Greytak - Pope John Paul II External links 0102059 Hot Shots! Category:1991 American films Category:American comedy films Category:Military comedy films Category:Films about the United States Navy Category:Films about the United States Army Category:Films directed by Jim Abrahams Category:Screenplays by Jim Abrahams