Vampires Suck

Vampires Suck is a 2010 American vampire spoof film based on the Twilight film series and directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. It stars Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, Christopher N. Riggi, Ken Jeong, and Anneliese van der Pol. From the guys who couldn't sit through another vampire movie! taglines Dialogue Becca Crane: [from trailer] Jacob, run! [Jacob jumps above Becca and lands in his chihuahua form] Becca Crane: [disbelievingly] A chihuahua? Becca Crane: [from trailer] Edward! Team Edward: Edward? Where? [sees Edward glittering in the sun] Team Edward: Edward, we love you. You're the best. Team Jacob: No, Jacob's the best! [smacks Team Edward's face with a shovel] Becca Crane: So are we going to be uh, at the same school? Jacob: I go to school at the reservation. Becca Crane: Oh, it must be fun to gamble and drink all day. [Becca accidentally maces Buffy the Vampire Slayer] Buffy the Vampire Slayer: I was trying to help you, bitch! Edward Sullen: Hearing you breathe is the greatest gift I've ever received. [Becca farts in Edward's face] Alice: Where did you go, silly rabbit? Edward Sullen: [aiming gun] I'm a killer. [Shoots Alice] Chinese Food Delivery Guy: Someone order Chinese food? Edward Sullen: [Throws him at his family as they proceed to eat him; to Becca] Let's go! They'll be hungry again in a half-an-hour! (After knocking Jack's head off which smashes into the back of Frank's back window.) Frank: Kardashians. (Seeing that the sun is not out anymore) Becca: Edward it's not sunny anymore it's twilight. (Moon shifts into a New Moon) Darren: Hey, New Moon. (Shifts to Eclipse) Daro: Augh! Eclipse. Taglines From the guys who couldn't sit through another vampire movie! Some sagas just won't die. Cast Jenn Proske - Becca Crane Matt Lanter - Edward Sullen Christopher N. Riggi - Jacob White Ken Jeong - Daro Anneliese van der Pol - Jennifer Arielle Kebbel - Rachel Diedrich Bader - Frank Crane Charlie Weber - Jack Crista Flanagan - Eden Jun Hee Lee - Derric David DeLuise as Fisherman Scully Ike Barinholtz - Bobby White Dave Foley - Principal Smith Randal Reeder - Biker Dude Nick Eversman - Jeremiah Zane Holtz - Alex Krystal Mayo - Buffy the Vampire Slayer External links 1666186 Category:2010 films Category:2010s American films Category:Comedy horror films Category:Parody films Category:Films about vampires