Queen of Wands

Queen of Wands is a webcomic written and drawn by Aeire, that ended in 2005. Quotes 2002 Kestrel: Nothing says love like a monkey. It's a fuzzy screeching bundle of tenderness. 08/19/2002, Kinky Anniversary Pt. 1 Kestrel: I need you to remove my uterus, and thus guarantee that I do not produce any hellspawn. 12/19/2002, Emergency Contraception 2003 Felix: Honey! Honey! We've got cable in the bathroom now! 01/03/2003, Boys and their Toys Seamus: Do you go out of your way to make people feel inadequate, or am I just special that way? 03/20/2003, Not A D-word Pt. 2 Kestrel: Hang on a second, I need to make my eyes revert to normal. Also to do the happy squirmy puppy dance. 04/02/2003, It's Sorta Like the Booty Dance Shannon: It's like I'm in a Greenpeace sponsored bukkake tree porn flick, and I'm the chick tied helplessly to the chair in the center of the room being hosed down with tree semen. 05/28/2003, Tissue Sample? Kestrel: I firmly believe all animals should be named after sound effects. 10/06/2003, Zot 2004 Davan: I'm just wondering how I got pegged as the insane one. 05/12/2004 Davan: ...do you have any moods other than 'whiny' or 'bitch'? Kestrel: Sometimes I get crazy and combine them. 07/07/2004 Shannon: Near-death experiences leave one with little patience for the petty day-to-day bullshit that people feed each other. 09/01/2004 Kestrel: ...soooo the contents of my uterus are inversely proportional to my sanity. Good to know. 10/22/2004 2005 Kestrel: I'm glad the lessons at Lady Weatherby's Charm School of Shut the Fuck Up are paying off. 01/26/2005 Apple Store Employee: Everyone comes to the Apple side eventually. 02/18/2005 Kestrel: Try not to take the world too seriously, because sooner or later you're going to end up its punchline. 02/23/2005 External links Queen of Wands Category:Webcomics