Reno 911!: Miami

Reno 911!: Miami is a 2007 American comedy film based on Comedy Central's Reno 911! directed by cast-member Robert Ben Garant, who plays "Junior." It was released on February 23, 2007. The film opened at #4 with an estimated gross of $10.4 million. Quotes Jeff: Johnson! Last words? Johnson: [sigh] Legalize it? Jeff: No immunity to bullets. [fires gun] Junior: Reno is a lot like Mayberry on the TV except that everyone's on crystal meth and prostitution's legal. Junior: FUCK YOU! Junior: I just had the weirdest dream. Dangle: You know you're driving, right? [hits a porto-potty] Dangle: [looking back] Nobody in it. Wiegel: Your watch is stuck in my pubes. Jim: What the fuck? Jones: Be gentle with it! Wiegel: Shut up, nigger. Drug Lord's First Hostage: [after being tortured by weed wacker] Who brings a weed wacker on a boat? Trudy: I became a cop because my doctors thought it would be a good idea for me to get out of the house. Jeff: [attempting to jump a raised bridge in a mini-cart] HAMMER OF THE GODS! Trudy: Jim Can you just give me a pity fuck? Kelvar Guy: [Officer Weigel takes her turn shooting at guy in Kelvar vest & accidentally shoots him in the arm] What the fuck? [repeated line] Jim: What the fuck, man? Motel Owner: You guys here for the suck-fest? Wiegel: I'm pooping. Terry: Your mom's a Ukalele, Terry. External links Category:2007 films Category:2000s American films Category:Comedy films Category:Mockumentary films Category:Films based on television series