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Totally Spies!/Season 5
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Evil Graduation [5.1]
Evil Roommate [5.2]
Evil Professor [5.3]
The Granny [5.4]
Another Evil Boyfriend [5.5]
Return of Geraldine [5.6]
Evil Sorority [5.7]
Evil Gymnasts [5.8]
Evil Pizza Guys [5.9]
Evil Shoe Designer [5.10]
Virtual Stranger [5.11]
WOOHPersize Me! [5.12]
Evil Hotel [5.13]
Totally Mystery Much? [5.14]
Evil Sushi Chef [5.15]
Clover: [as the girls are tangled in seaweed while making a getaway] Now I know what sushi feels like.
[the girls get trapped in a net]
Clover: And this must be what cooked sushi feels like.
Alex: I think they just call that seafood.
Clover: Whatever.
Miss Spirit Fingers [5.16]
Mime World [5.17]
Evil Mascot [5.18]
[The girls are driving down a street in their jeep, following the signal of The Silent Siren Tracking Device. Suddenly, they hear meowing from the side of a house. They gasp]
Sam: [as they park the jeep outside the house] There's another attack in progress. Come on. [she and the girls run over to the side of the house. Suddenly, they're surprised] [in unison with Clover and Alex] Hmm?
[The camera trucks-out to reveal an orange tabby kitten crying, meowing in pain]
Alex: [giggles] Yeah. Attack of the lonely kitty.
Clover: Guess it was just a false alarm.
[The kitten is still meowing in pain]
Sam: Actually, I think we are in the right place. [she walks over to the kitten]
Clover: How do you know?
[She picks up the kitten as it still meows in pain]
Sam: Even though we may not be able to hear The Silent Siren, this cat sure can. [turning to the viewer] He's got great hearing.
Alex: [to the kitten, gasping, as the kitten meows in pain] You poor baby. We didn't mean to hurt your fuzzy, little ears with our evil siren. [She turns The Silent Siren Tracking Device off. The kitten stops meowing in pain. Alex laughs, taking the kitten from Sam and cuddling it]
Clover: Now that crisis is over, it's time for a little b&e. Let's see what The Glass Gas can do for us. [she sprays The Glass Gas on the bars of the basement window. Suddenly, the bars dissolve]
Alex: [in unison with Sam, holding the kitten] Coolio!
Clover:So, when he said we had bigger things to worry about here, do you think that was more blathering?
[Suddenly, the purple ribbons start to constrict Alex and the kitten]
Alex: No such luck. It looks like we're about to be pressed into a spy patty.
[Suddenly, the purple ribbons start to constrict Alex and the kitten and Sam and Clover tightly]
Sam: [turning to the viewer] Great. What do we do now?
[Suddenly, Clover sees The Silent Siren Tracking Device. She gets an idea]
Clover: Turn The Tracking Device back on.
Alex: What good will that do? It isn't attached to the baddie anymore.
Clover: It will give our little friend here just enough motivation to claw us to freedom.
Alex: [worried about the kitten] Oh, I don't know, Clover. [looking down at the kitten] That sounds kind of mean.
Sam: Don't worry, Alex. It won't hurt the cat. Just annoy him a little.
Clover: And, besides, it will only last a few seconds.
Alex: Okay, but hurry up before I change my mind.
[Sam struggles to turn on The Silent Siren Tracking Device. She turns on The Silent Siren Tracking Device. Suddenly, the kitten hears The Silent Siren Tracking Device. He meows in pain, yowling, upset, bouncing all over the place, carrying Alex along. He rips out of the purple ribbons, freeing both himself and Alex, who falls to the floor, dizzy]
Clover: Yeah!
Sam: It worked!
[The kitten yowls angrily at the Silent Siren Tracking Device, and bites it in half]
Alex: [to the kitten, gasping, crawling up to him] You poor baby. [She picks up the kitten] Thanks, kitty. We totally owe you. [She kisses the kitten, making it happy]
[Mali-U Beach- 7:46 P.M. Sigmund Smith is arrested]
Jerry: Congratulations on yet another successful mission, ladies.
Clover: No probs. You know, except for the part where I got sand under my fingernails and egg in my hair.
Sam:So, uh, what are we gonna do about our fellow coeds, Jer? They kind of saw us in spy-tastic action.
Jerry: As always, W.O.O.H.P. will remedy the situation.
Alex: [gasps, remembering the kitten] Speaking of situations that need remedying, there's a little cat that needs a new home now that its owner is being relocated to the W.O.O.H.P. Containment Facility.
Jerry: Don't fret. [as a W.O.O.H.P. agent holds the kitten in his arms while the girls go "Ahh"] W.O.O.H.P. will take the cat to W.O.O.A.P.— The World Organization Of Animal Protection. [The kitten meows happily while the girls go "Ahh"] Cheerio. [The kitten meows happily as Jerry drives off to W.O.O.A.P.]
The Show Must Go On... or Else [5.19]
Zero to Hero [5.20]
WOOHP-tastic [5.21]
So Totally Not Groove-y [5.22]
Ho-ho-ho-no! [5.23]
Totally Icky [5.24]
Totally Dunzo [5.25-26]