Amy Schumer

thumb|Amy Schumer performing in 2006 thumb|Amy Schumer in 2011 Amy Beth Schumer (born June 1, 1981) is an American stand-up comedian, writer, actress, and producer. She is the creator, co-producer, co-writer and star of the sketch comedy series Inside Amy Schumer, which debuted on Comedy Central in 2013 and has received a Peabody Award. Quotes I'm the last person he called that night. I wonder, how many girls didn't answer before he got to fat freshman me? Am I in his phone as Schumer? Probably. But I was here, and I wanted to be held and touched and felt desired, despite everything. I wanted to be with him. I imagined us on campus together, holding hands, proving, "Look! I am lovable! And this cool older guy likes me!" I can't be the troll doll I'm afraid I've become. Ms. Foundation for Women’s Gloria Awards and Gala Vulture http://www.vulture.com/2014/05/read-amy-schumers-ms-gala-speech.html May 2014 Read Amy Schumer’s Powerful Speech About Confidence Jennifer Vineyard I'm probably like 160 pounds right now, and I can catch a dick whenever I want. Like, that's the truth. It's not a problem. It's not a problem. 2015 Glamour Women of the Year Awards acceptance speech External links Amy Schumer Category:Actresses from Manhattan Category:Stand-up comedians from the United States Category:Television producers Category:Producers from the United States Category:Women authors from the United States Category:Feminists from the United States Category:1981 births Category:Living people Category:Jewish American actresses Category:Comedians from New York City Category:Women born in the 1980s Category:Activists from New York (state) Category:Primetime Emmy Award winners Category:Screenwriters from New York City