Cursed (2005 film)

Cursed is a 2005 American horror-comedy film directed by Wes Craven and written by screenwriter Kevin Williamson, who both collaborated on Scream. The film stars Christina Ricci and Jesse Eisenberg as sister-and-brother protagonists. The plot focuses on these two estranged siblings who are attacked by a werewolf lose in Los Angeles. Directed by Wes Craven. Written by Kevin Williamson. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.Taglines Ellie Why can't you just download porn like most other teenage boys? Jimmy You know the best thing about being a fairy? You get to fly. Joanie Putting on weight, Kyle? All I got was a couple dates, some hot sex and an "I'm not ready for a relationship, it's not you it's me". Why do men always go for the tortured ones? Poor, damaged Ellie. Fair fight? This is Hollywood! I guess there's no such thing as safe sex with a werewolf. Jake, honey, muffin. I'm not going to kill her, I promise. I'm just gonna rip her to shreds and let her choke on her own blood... and then maybe I'll eat her. Fair fight? This is Hollywood! And you! You get one taste of blood and you freak out. Zela I've got the gift. I blame my mother. I see blood. Dialogue Jimmy: Can you be still for a second? Becky: You try flipping your car down a mountain and then staying FUCKING STILL! Kyle: Hey, '70s retro week is booking up. Do we want Keith Partridge or Marcia Brady? Ellie: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! Bo: You trying out for the wrestling team Jimmy? Jimmy: Oh no, I don't, I don't wrestle. Bo: I'd think all that male to male contact would be right up your alley! Jimmy: Is that the appeal for you? Haven't you been team captain for two years now? Kyle: Okay, all psychics back in their seats please. Zela: The beast is human, too. Don't forget that. And it's closer to you than you think. Kyle: Maybe you can just follow me... Shouldn't you psychically know when you're annoying someone? [Bo comes out to Jimmy and tries to kiss him thinking he's gay too] Jimmy: No, I'm not gay, I'm cursed! Bo: I know it must feel like that sometimes... Jimmy: No, I'm cursed by the Mark of the Beast! Jimmy: It's part of the curse, I'm appealing, I have this unnatural sexual allure. Bo: Yeah, yeah, you do, I know. Bo:What the fuck was that? Jimmy: My dog. Bo: What kinda dog do you have? Ellie: She may have changed back into her human form. Her name's Joanie, she's this hyper, skinny publicist. Police Officer: Any other descriptions? Jimmy: Yeah, she's.. what 5'7? Ellie: She's got a bony ass...and fat thighs...and bad skin... Joanie: Liar!!! [flips her off] Ellie: So it's over right? Joanie's dead, so we're okay now. Jimmy: That's subjective, we still have to back to our pathetic pre-cursed lives. Ellie: I'm personally okay with that. Jimmy: You're not in high school. Jake: Take it easy with the silver, Ellie! Ellie: You're a monster. Jake: Join the club. Taglines What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Have you ever felt like you're not human anymore? The Evolution of the Specie. Cast Christina Ricci - Ellie Myers Joshua Jackson - Jake Taylor Jesse Eisenberg - Jimmy Myers Judy Greer - Joanie Scott Baio - Himself Milo Ventimiglia - Bo Kristina Anapau - Brooke Portia de Rossi - Zela Shannon Elizabeth - Becky Morton Mýa - Jenny Tate Eric Ladin - Louie Nick Offerman - Police Officer Derek Mears - Werewolf Craig Kilborn - Himself Michelle Krusiec - Nosebleed Co-Worker Lance Bass - Himself Bowling for Soup - Themselves Solar - Zipper, the dog External links Cursed (2005 film) 0257516 Cursed Category:2005 films Category:Comedy horror films Category:Films about werewolves Category:Teen comedy films Category:Screenplays by Kevin Williamson Category:Films directed by Wes Craven Category:Body horror films Category:Gay-related films