Yin Yang Yo!

Yin Yang Yo is an American-Canadian flash animated series. Dialogue Narrator: When Yo meets the two bunnies, everybody is bugging. (Yin and Yang laugh) Narrator: Don't miss Yin Yang Yo. Coming Soon. Dojo, Oh No! / Finding Hershel 600 Channels of Doom / An Oldie But a Goodie Wonder Tweens Go! / Touchy Feelings (screaming) Aah! Hippity hop me hard. Look at me. I'm super-huge and threatening. (Yin) So? You're still a punk. (sputters) Cease your excessive stinging, you insolent rabbit! You can't hit what you can't see, can ya? I can hit what I hear, you know. Ah, pellets. Say goodbye, fools. It's time for... (both) Aah! It's on! Super Titanic Mega Tweenaged Team Teen Tween! What the...? Hey! We were in the middle of a fight, you dismissive little twits. Get back here! Malodea, have you refilled ze outhouse?! Quiet, Father! The show that is more important than anything else in the world is on! No, I will not talk to your hand. Oh, yes, you will, because this show is more important than anything else in the world. Hey, um, who's running the tractor? Paddleball's more important than anything else in the world. Ha-ha-ha-ha. - Good boy, Dave. (TV announcer) Get ready for... (both) Super Titanic Mega Tweenage Team Teen Tween! Um, I'm pretty sure we were fighting, yo. And I'm pretty sure we're watching something - Get out of the way! Hey! And I'm pretty sure somebody here needs... a lesson! Ignoring your chores, sassing back to your parents, whatever that kid is doing. It's paddleball. It's a sport. (both laugh) This television show... ...which is more important than anything else we're doing... ...is causing bad behavior... But I don't even watch the show. ...and worst of all, shirking your heroic duties for some sort of cartoon version of what a hero really should be. Dude, it's just Zarnot. Excuse me. Feelings. (both) And our show is on! If you kids think this show is more important than what you're supposed to be doing... (both) We do. ...then let's see how you like it when this TV show is your life. We might like that. That sounds pretty cool. And how would you like to help me teach a lesson and be an actual threat? Hmm. I don't know. How would you like it if I kicked you in your eye? And I'm guessing you wouldn't like it. ? In a world of chaos and disarray ? Brother and sister save the day ? Yin Yang Yo ? Yin Yang Yo, Yin Yang Yo ? Yin Yang Yo ? Yin Yang Yo (clang) He did it! - She did it! ? Yin is skilled in the mystic ways ? Knockin' out spells and energy rays ? Yang kicks butt with the "Chi-hoo-waa!" I chop, I smash, I - Blah, blah, blah. ? Taught by a dude named Master Yo ? A grumpy old panda from head to toe ? In a world of chaos and disarray ? It's brother and sister who will save the day ? Yin Yang Yo ? Yin Yang Yo, Yin Yang Yo ? Yin Yang Yo (belches) ? Yin Yang Yo ? When might and magic work as one ? A villain's plan can be undone Carl! Coming, Mother. ? Yin Yang Yo ? Yin Yang Yo! ? (Yo) All bone. Jiggly, jiggly bone. (TV announcer) And now, The Lesson presents a new version of "Super Titanic Mega Team Teen Tween." Yangst - brooding creature of the night. Yinsecure - insecure creature of the mid-afternoon. Stenchfire - smelly princess from another country. Sass-quatch - sassy quatchesque creature. Fifth Wheel, because we ran out of cool names. Fighting for, um... What do they fight for exactly, anyway? Ha. What do we fight for exactly, anyway? (all but Dave) We fight because we're heroes! But, because we're tweens, we'd really rather just hang out. "Super Titanic Mega Team Teen Tween!" Meanwhile, at the Tween headquarters... (whiny) I'm serious. Why isn't anybody listening to me? Because, Fifth Wheel, you're all whiny and stuff. But we're wearing costumes and have dumb code names. Like Yinsecure. Am I late? Am I late? Am I - Do I look big in this costume? Or Sass-quatch. Oh, no, you didn't just call my code name dumb. But I did. I totally just did. Aah! - (hisses) (whines) Yangst. Aw, will you quit whining? Cool costumes, sweet headquarters. Riddled with an inner fury that drives my dark purpose. I must lash out at the world! (grunts) Why?! (ribbits) Blecch. Ooh, poor tortured boy. Why not partake of ze sitting next to Stenchfire? Uh, maybe later. I prefer to keep my smoldering angst unscented. Why?! (alarm blaring) Could somebody please turn that thing off? It sounds like Fifth Wheel when he's all whinin' and complainin'. (with alarm) - That. Is. So. Not. True. It's. Not. (generator powers down) (all) Aah, the TV! Something else taken from me far too soon. Super Friendly Tween Defender, um, Kids, move! (all yell) (? Muzak) (bell dings) (all yell) (Yangst) So how does this work? Do we have a boat or something? Meanwhile, at the Doomsday Parts Factory... Look at me. I'm a more powerful, if not more generic, robot than I ever was. (crash) I kinda like this. We are under attack by another giant robot. Please run screaming through the emergency exits and leave this mess for anybody between the ages of 11 - You. - Uh, wh-who, me? Yes, him, my archenemy robot who got my uncle bitten by a radioactive spider monkey. I must - (clang) Ha! Better get ready. Any minute now, they'll attack as a team. Um, OK, so before we go all can opener on him, I think we need catchphrases. Or not. Right? Right? Or we could sit here and discuss which boy bands have the dreamier voice. You realize I'm a boy, don't you? Really? - Get outta town. Ahem. You know, to be honest, I, uh, really wasn't sure if you were a boy, either, hmm? Oh, and by the way... We have got to pull it together. There's five of us and only one of him. Although, technically, Fifth Wheel only counts as a half. I am hobbled by my anguished and tormented past, yes, a past that troubles me even now while I talk to myself about my past. I think he is having a particularly long inner discussion with himself. Oh, my gosh, I'm probably late for cheerleading tryouts and running for student body president and getting a dress for the prom! Anything I can do to make myself more popular! Ah, there it is, the thing I need for my doomsday device. I'll be back to destroy you later. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Wait a minute. That's not a very generic villain-y way to exit. Hmm. Um, em... OK. Try this. (explosion) Blaaah! Yeah! Yeah, much better. Will somebody help me find my wheel? (? action theme) We let the bad guy go. We did not let him go. He got away. Um, actually, um, uh, I'm right here. Knock-knock. Who's there? Hi. I am Generitron! You know, I think most dumb cartoon bad guys scream their names a lot, and I like that. Now go on. Tell them about the threat. Oh, right, right, right. I need a "power source" for my "doomsday device." So I "thought" I'd take yours since your "team" "sucks" "a" "lot." Nobody says my team sucks. - I do! But I'm pretty insecure. Ooh, getting your act together, huh? Well, face the wrath of... my Short Attention Span... daid. Give up, fiend. You'll never - Wow, look. Grass. I hear there's a sale at the mall. Yay! Shopping. So, just you, huh? Yeah. Get it over with. (thunk) Aah-hah-hah! (crash) Meanwhile, at a generic factory... This is ridiculous. Fighting evil isn't even important enough for them to overcome the most basic of distractions? Well, you did make them worse than they were to start with, but you made me a lot better. Hmm. Uh, wh- Uh, what are you doing? Oh, uh, well, the part where a generic villain turns on his partner in crime so he can destroy the hated Yang. (The Lesson) No-o-o-o-o! And then he said, and then I said, and then she said, and then I said... - (growls) (whining) (both) Oh, it's the alarm! Oh, it's just you. Don't you get it? Someone's trying to teach you a lesson. A stupid lesson. Somehow the whiny tree knew. Oh, shut up, externally and internally. If you're not going to do something, I will! Sheesh, what a drama queen. Um, you think maybe he's got a point, though? I mean, we have sort of sucked since The Lesson pounded us into this universe. Right. We sucked far less back in our old lives. Super Friendly Tween Defender, um, Kids, move! (sniffs) Jeez, ya think you can hold it till we're outta the elevator? - Zat is my power. Yeah, OK, whatever you need to believe. (? Muzak) Let's see, ticking doomsday device, guy who can't undo his lessons if his hands can't slam together, which means all this clich? needs is... a final battle! Yeah, well, I guess you'll just have to find another clich?. It's just me. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ah-ha-ha-ha! Laughing uproariously. Ha-ha. Ah-ha-ha! Ah-ha... Now, while he's distracted by his uproarious laughter. Oh... a skunk-like smell. Sis, you know what to do. No, she doesn't. Hello? Insecure? Wrong, you ridiculous bucket of bolts. We're done fooling around. I-I think. And it's Yin! And Yang! Oh, no, you don't. Actually, I believe it is, "Oh, no, you didn't." Got that right. Aah! Stop! You're at the actual "not generic robot" part. Aah! Don't! We might be attention-addled kids when we're not being heroes... ...but when our world really needs heroes... (both) We can focus. I think. He said to himself. Ow! You totally kicked me in the eye. So, what you're saying is... Uhh. You've learned the less- (cricket chirps) (squeaks) I think my work here is done. And so, having taught Yin and Yang to honor their priorities... um... Wouldn't you rather be watching your show? Ah, it can wait. - It's a rerun. (both) Yin, Yang, Yo, let's go! Did somebody call me? Oh, wait. I'm not even in this one. O'Brother There Art Thou/Roger...Over and Out Yin, Yang, Carl/Smorks Cast Elissa Knight - Yin Scott McCord - Yang External links Category:2000s American animated comedy TV shows Category:Canadian animated TV shows Category:Flash animated TV shows Category:American children's animated comedy TV shows Category:Animated TV shows about twins Category:Cancelled shows