Mad Dash Racing

Mad Dash Racing is a 2001 racing video game exclusively for Xbox. Chops You better select me soon! I can’t hold this in much longer! Ah, nature’s broom. Sid Leave the driving to me. None of these chumps can touch me. Zero-G Don’t leave me here, kid! Just like Holly left me in that target cage for 7 years. I love you, man. I stayed up for 2 weeks to run this course! Big Blu You better not blow this turkey or I’ll come find you and eat your children. Faze Look, I need this job, alright? I had to quit my last one because of problems with my friggin boss! Alright already. What are you waiting for? A freaking sign from the Heavens? Clawdius Just pick me and be done with it! It smells like teen spirit! I can assure I am not to be trifled with! All this waiting is ruining my overall screen presence! Hex That’s it. Go ahead and push the button NOW. Well, I should be a dramatic improvement over this average bumper crop of rural no nothings and drunken fly fishermen. An excellent choice, my little primitive friend. Though your kind neither has the cranial capacity nor the opposable digits to master my complex controls. I am clearly the best character in this pathetic little game! Spanx Oh! Pick me, pick me! Hurry up and pick me! Oh, I could just lick you! Can I? Oh, I like to touch myself! Please! Ride me like a hog! Gex Hello. May I help you? Wanna watch me lick my eyebrows? Voice Cast Billy West as Chops, Zero-G, Hex, Faze Charles Martinet as Spanx, Ash, Gex Willow Wray as Sid External links Category:2001 video games Category:Xbox video games Category:Racing video games Category:Xbox-only video games