Rocko's Modern Life/Season 2

Rocko's Modern Life is an American animated series premiered on September 18, 1993 to November 24, 1996. The series follows a Wallaby named Rocko and his friends, Heffer and Filburt. Episode 1 I Have No Son! [2.1] Sock puppet: PINEAPPLES! Rollo: Oh, boy! When're we gonna have pineapples, mate? Rollo and the Fatheads: [laugh] Goodnight, hosers. [Chameleon Brothers throw drawings in the air and videotape it while shouting crazily] Rocko: Oh is that how they do it? Tour Guide: No, those guys are idiots. Episode 2 Pipe Dreams [2.2a] Rocko: [stiltedly] Hey, Heffer, how can we possibly fix this mess quickly and inexpensively? Heffer: [also stiltedly] Good question, Rocko! Why don't we try new Tropical Plumber? [Hef squeezes a tube and the bathroom becomes an island paradise with some singing fruits.] Fruits: Tropical plumber, eh! Unclog your pipes today! Tropical Plumber, eh! There ain't no better way! [repeat until Spunky eats the fruit] Tickled Pinky [2.2b] Dr. Hutchison: Rocko? Rocko: Dr. Hutchison? I thought you were a dentist. Dr. Hutchison: I was, but I got tired of always looking "down in the mouth"! [giggles] Dental humor! Episode 3 The Lounge Singer [2.3a] She's The Toad [2.3b] Episode 4 Down The Hatch [2.4a] Road Rash [2.4b] Episode 5 Boob Tubed [2.5a] Rocko: I can't believe you got me into this mess. I wanted Mr. Sensible, you know. Commuted Sentence [2.5b] [When Rocko is later for work too many times.] Mr. Smitty: I've tolerated your laziness for the last time, Rocko. If you are late again, consider yourself TERMINATED! Clear? Rocko: Crystal. [Impound Lot, everyone else is in line to get their cars back. In front of the line is a disgruntled Mr. Smitty who had parked in a no parking zone.] Mr. Smitty: I want my car back and I want it, NOW! Impound Lot Director: Let's take a look at this chart, shall we? [He sternly pulls down the chart and Mr. Smitty frowns.] Episode 6 Rocko's Modern Christmas!: Can't Squeeze Cheer From a Cheese Log [2.6] Filburt: Welcome to Pine Palace! Rocko: Filburt, you're selling trees? Filburt: Shush! Don't interrupt my sales pitch Episode 7 Hut Sut Raw [2.7a] Heffer: I got all the essentials: Marshmallows, potato chips, Pasture Puffies, cheese... Rocko: Where's your sleeping bag? Heffer: What?! There's no beds?! Rocko: Ah, the great outdoors. Smell that mountain air, boys. Filburt: Actually, that's my pine-scented air freshener for the tent. Rocko: This is where the lightweights camp! Sissies, fat tourists, and couch potatoes! Heffer: Great! So we can drop our stuff here? Filburt: We can't drink that water! Rocko: Why not? Filburt: Fish are dating in it! Kiss Me, I'm Foreign [2.7b] Episode 8 ====Cruisin [2.8]==== Episode 9 Born to Spawn [2.9a]Newscaster: We interrupt our regularly scheduled program to give you this O-Town special report. A crazed turtle has just hijacked the Jolly Roberts seafood restaurant in the marina.Rocko and Heffer: What the?Newscaster: Witnesses say the alleged turtle kept screaming... [looking at his script] "Fish... sticks... fish sticks," as he forced patrons out the backdoor to safety.Eyewitness: It was awful. Awful. He was CRAZY! Tartar sauce everywhere! Craziest turtle I ever seen! FISH STICKS! FISH STICKS! AHH!Rocko and Heffer: Filburt! Uniform Behavior [2.9b]George: [rebuking Heffer after he accidentally wrecked the car] Well, boy, good thing you got the body of a tank. But the car didn't fair too well when you went through it. [shouting] WHY WEREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR SEAT BELT?!''Virginia: Now, dear, let's not lose our temper.George: [holds up his hand in front of her, halting her] You're not gonna cuddle him this time, Virginia. He has to pay for the repairs on the car!Heffer: Me? On my allowance?George: No, I guess you couldn't on your allowance. SO GET A JOB!Heffer: [begging] No, Dad, not that. [grabs him by the ankle] Please!George: [looking away] Don't make me chew your hands off. Episode 10 Hair Licked [2.10a]Rocko: Well, Heff, how's it look?Heffer: Paper or plastic? Gutter Balls [2.10b]Virginia: I'm taking my ball and going home. You won't have Virginia Wolfe to kick around anymore!Heffer: Bye, Mom!Ed Bighead: Fine! We'll be able to win without you! Right, girls? Girls?Tammy and Bev Bighead: Get a life, Ed!Tammy: You've taken all the joy out of the game.Ed Bighead: This is mutiny!Tammy: If you want that trophy so bad, Bozo, finish the game yourself!Ed Bighead: I don't need any of you. Episode 11 Junk Junkies [2.10a] Day of the Flecko [2.10b]Flecko: Wait... Wait a minute, big guy. You don't wanna do that. I got kids. Millions of 'em. They'll be orphans. Never getting to play catch with old Dad. No one to tuck 'em in at night. Please, Mister!Rocko: [sobbing, in a puddle of tears] Please, please, stop. I can't take anymore. You're free to go, Mr. Fly. Run along and take care of your family. [Flecko pokes Rocko in the eye.]Flecko: You were gonna kill me, ya big jerk! Episode 12 Snowballs [2.12a] Frog's Best Friend [2.12b] Episode 13 Short Story [2.13a]Rocko: If this is Big Land, how come you're so small?Tyrone: Sometimes, big things come in small packages, kid. Being big ain't all it's cracked up to be.Rocko: Being short's no picnic, either. I wish I was really big.Tyrone: [taps his wand on Rocko's head, granting his wish] Done. [poofs away]Rocko: [starts growing and becomes as big as a skyscraper] Wow! This is great. [looks down at Spunky, quivering in fear of his humongous size] Don't be afraid, Spunky. It's only me. [picks up him and puts him in his shirt pocket] There you go, my little pal. Smell that fresh air. Eyes Capades [2.13b]Filburt: Hey, guys. [gestures to Rocko's glasses] New glasses?Heffer: Rocko's feeling a little down about his new eyewear. Maybe you can give him a pep talk.Filburt''': Don't worry, Rocko. Glasses aren't so bad. Aside from the fact that people call you names like, "four-eyes." Girls won't go out with ya. You're ostracized by every social group. You can't swim with 'em. If ya lose 'em, ya can't find 'em! Oh, fishsticks. I've depressed myself. I have to go lie down. Category:Television show seasons