Diogenes Small

Diogenes Small is a fictional author often "quoted" in the Inspector Morse novels by Colin Dexter. Quotations Thursday is a bad day. Wednesday is quite a good day. Friday is an even better one. But Thursday, whatever the reason, is a day on which my spirit and my resolution, are at their lowest ebb. Yet even worse is any day of the week upon which, after a period of blessed idleness, I come face to face with the prospect of a premature return to my labours. Autobiography, cited in Dexter Colin w:Colin Dexter Colin Dexter The Daughters of Cain Macmillan London Ltd 1994 London 3, 72, 171 (?) 0 333 63004 1 For coping with even one quarter of that running course known as 'Marathon'—for coping without frequent halts for refreshment or periodic bouts of vomiting—a man has to dedicate one half of his youthful years to quite intolerable training and endurance. Such dedication is not for me. The Joys of Occasional Idleness, cited in Dexter Colin w:Colin Dexter Colin Dexter The Remorseful Day BCA [Book Club Associates] 1999 (Second Reprint) London 374 Be it ever so humble there's no place like home for sending one slowly crackers. Obiter Dicta, cited in Dexter Colin w:Colin Dexter Colin Dexter The Way through the Woods Pan Books 2007 London 152, 325 (?) 978-0-330-45080-5 Almost all modern architecture is farce. Reflections, cited in Dexter Colin w:Colin Dexter Colin Dexter The Jewel that was Ours Pan Books 2007 London 36 978-0-330-45125-3 Yet always it is those fictional addenda which will effect the true alchemy. Reflections on Inspiration and Creativity, cited in "The Inside Story" (short story from the collection Morse's Greatest Mystery) Pension: generally understood to mean monies grudgingly bestowed on aging hirelings after a lifetime of occasional devotion to duty Small's Enlarged English Dictionary, 12th Edition, cited in Dexter Colin w:Colin Dexter Colin Dexter The Daughters of Cain Macmillan London Ltd 1994 London 3, 72, 171 (?) 0 333 63004 1 Thanatophobia (n): a morbid dread of death, or (sometimes) of the sight of death: a poignant sense of human mortality, almost universal except amongst those living on Olympus. Small's English Dictionary, cited in Dexter Colin w:Colin Dexter Colin Dexter The Way through the Woods Pan Books 2007 London 152, 325 (?) 978-0-330-45080-5 Examination: trial; test of knowledge and, as also may be hoped, capacity; close inspection (especially med.) Small's Enlarged English Dictionary, 1812 Edition, cited in Dexter Colin w:Colin Dexter Colin Dexter The Daughters of Cain Macmillan London Ltd 1994 London 3, 72, 171 (?) 0 333 63004 1 Prosnōpagnoia (n.): the failure of any person to recognize the face of any other person, howsoever recently the aforementioned persons may have mingled in each other's company. Small's Enlarged Dictionary, 13th Edition (1806), cited in Dexter Colin w:Colin Dexter Colin Dexter Death is now my Neighbour BCA [Book Club Associates] 1996 London 86, 224, 325 (?) Hypoglycaemia (n): abnormal reduction of sugar content of the blood — for Diabetes sufferers a condition more difficult to spell than to spot Small's Enlarged English Dictionary, 17th Edition, cited in Dexter Colin w:Colin Dexter Colin Dexter Death is now my Neighbour BCA [Book Club Associates] 1996 London 86, 224, 325 (?) Character (n.) handwriting, style of writing: Shakes. Meas. for M. Here is the hand and seal of the Duke. You know the character, I doubt not Small's Enlarged English Dictionary, 18th Edition, cited in Dexter Colin w:Colin Dexter Colin Dexter The Remorseful Day BCA [Book Club Associates] 1999 (Second Reprint) London 374 Alibi (adv.): in another place, elsewhere Small's Latin-English Dictionary, cited in Dexter Colin w:Colin Dexter Colin Dexter Death is now my Neighbour BCA [Book Club Associates] 1996 London 86, 224, 325 (?) External links Small, Diogenes