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Saturday Night Live/Season 50
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Paul Mescal/Shaboozey [50.8]
Church Lady (Dana Carvey): So, I hear they're gonna pay $700 million to smack some balls around with your big stick. We like to hit a baseball, don't we? Make more money than Jesus. You know, money is the root of all evil.
Juan Soto (Marcello Hernandez): Well, if that's true, then I'm gonna become the most evil baseball player in the world.
Church Lady: Oh, so funny. So then you might as well tell us, what team do you think you're going to pick?
Juan: Well, you know, I don't know. Right now, I'm hope the Yankees make me the best offer.
Church Lady: Well, as a Christian, I have to ask you, why not spend your time and money helping the needy and the less fortunate?
Juan: You're right. Maybe I sign with the Mets.
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