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Saturday Night Live/Season 50

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Paul Mescal/Shaboozey [50.8] Church Lady (Dana Carvey): So, I hear they're gonna pay $700 million to smack some balls around with your big stick. We like to hit a baseball, don't we? Make more money than Jesus. You know, money is the root of all evil. Juan Soto (Marcello Hernandez): Well, if that's true, then I'm gonna become the most evil baseball player in the world. Church Lady: Oh, so funny. So then you might as well tell us, what team do you think you're going to pick? Juan: Well, you know, I don't know. Right now, I'm hope the Yankees make me the best offer. Church Lady: Well, as a Christian, I have to ask you, why not spend your time and money helping the needy and the less fortunate? Juan: You're right. Maybe I sign with the Mets. Category:Saturday Night Live seasons