A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy

A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy is a 1982 comedy film written and directed by Woody Allen, who also stars in it. The film also stars Mia Farrow, Tony Roberts, Jose Ferrer, Mary Steenburgen and Julie Hagerty. Andrew I didn't lie. I wasn't lying, Adrian. I was not lying. Do you want to know why I lied? [about Maxwell] He's a wonderful guy and a terrific doctor. Never lost a patient! Got a couple of them pregnant, but never lost one. Sex alleviates tension and love causes it. We can't have intercourse in the kitchen! There's a man in the next room singing The Lord's Prayer! Dialogue Maxwell: Andrew, are you all right? Andrew: Maxwell, I think I fractured my last remaining nose. Maxwell: You shouldn't fly. You're a mammal. Andrew: Thank you, Maxwell. A doctor with a license is no smarter. Maxwell: He never tires of insulting me, but when he's sick... Andrew: Yeah? Who overcharges me? Maxwell: But you always get well, don't you, Andrew? Andrew: I would get well anyhow, Maxwell, even without the leeches. Leopold: I had the privilege of escorting Ariel through the Sistine Chapel for the first time in her life and explaining to her exactly why Michelangelo's ceiling was indeed great. Ariel: When Raphael first laid eyes on it, he fainted. Andrew: Had he eaten? Ariel: [about Leopold] He taught me a lot... Andrew: Like what? Ariel: Like how to listen to Mozart. Andrew: With your ears, right? Ariel: How's your marriage? Andrew: My marriage is fine. Ariel: Yeah? Andrew: It's not working, but it's fine. Maxwell: I'm a doctor and I believe in the spirit world. Andrew: Oh, you have to, Maxwell, that's where all your patients end up. [Andrew asks Ariel to join him in his flying machine] Ariel: Andrew, we'll get killed! Andrew: No, no. Don't be silly. Trust me, it's me, Andrew... Trust me anyhow. Leopold: So, you're an inventor, eh? Andrew: Crackpot inventor. Adrian: Andrew's invented a wedding present for you and Ariel. Tell 'em about that. Andrew: It's a silly apparatus that takes the bones out of fish, and if you prefer, although there's no point to it, it puts bones in fish. External links 0084329 A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy Category:Sex comedy films Category:1982 American films Category:Films directed by Woody Allen Category:Screenplays by Woody Allen Category:Films set in country houses