Cabin Boy

Cabin Boy is a 1994 fantasy film about a foul-mouthed finishing school graduate who mistakenly winds up on an ill-fated fishing boat, and faces the wrath of a crew that considers him bad luck. Directed by Adam Resnick. Written by Chris Elliott and Adam Resnick. Produced by Tim Burton. He's sailing high on the high seas, without a rudder, a compass, or a clue. taglines Nathanial Mayweather These pipes are clean! I just don't get it! She seems totally uninterested in me, despite my smothering obsessiveness! Paps, you've been like the drunken, abusive grandfather I never had. We should call this place Wackyville... because it's wacky! Old salt in fishing village When you're on the Queen Catherine, don't let 'em give you any of that flank steak bullshit. You know what I mean? Try the London Broil. Gosh you're cute. Wanna buy a monkey? Man, oh man, do I hate them fancy lads! Others Trina: Thats wonderful. I'm always flattered when a psychotic becomes smitten with me. Cupcake: Now I know what you're thinking. "What could be stranger than a big fatass floatin' cupcake?" Heh. How about one that spits tobacco? Kenny: Mmmm. Gum. Paps: Okay, you icy bastard, how about a hot cup-a joe! Dialogue Nathanial: Paps, you've been like the drunken, abusive grandfather I never had. Paps: Ah, stop that. You'll have my glass eye foggin' over. Nathanial: Oh, cappy, tell me about all of this. Tell me about the sea. What does it mean to you? Captain Greybar: Basically, money. I come from six generations of seamen all with the same goal in life: catch fish, sell 'em, get drunk, and get laid. Nathanial: I love sitting up here, looking at those bright, twinkly things in the sky, I forget their technical name. Trina: Stars. Nathanial: Whatever. Nathanial: I overheard the captain saying it would be jolly-jack splendid to spend a fortnight or two in Hawaii Kenny: Yea... that sounds like the captain... you do good impressions. Skunk: We're just here to catch fish and stink. Paps: Mostly the latter. Trina: And secondly, don't ever call me missy again or you'll end up losing the rest of your teeth. Paps: Sassy little thang ain't she? Want me to give her a SPANKING? Skunk: Why doesn't she give ME a spanking? Taglines He's sailing high on the high seas, without a rudder, a compass, or a clue. Cast Chris Elliott — Nathanial Mayweather Ritch Brinkley — Captain Greybar James Gammon — Paps Ricki Lake — Figurehead Brian Doyle-Murray — Skunk David Letterman — Old salt in fishing village Brion James — Big Teddy Melora Walters — Trina I.M. Hobson — Headmaster Timmons Alex Nevil — Thomas David H. Sterry — Lance Bob Elliott — William Mayweather Edward Flotard — Limo Driver Jim Cummings — Cupcake (voice) Ann Magnuson — Calli Russ Tamblyn — Chocki External links 0109361 Cabin Boy cabin_boy Cabin Boy Category:1994 films Category:Comedy films Category:Cult films Category:Fantasy films