Big Wolf on Campus

Big Wolf on Campus is a comedy television series that aired on the Fox Family Channel from 1999 to 2001. Season 1 Pilot [1.1] Tommy: What's up man, you new here? Merton: No, Tommy. I'm Merton Dingle. We've had lockers next to each other since kindergarden. Tommy: Listen, you've gotta help me man. I'm not evil, I'm just... hairy. Becky: Tommy Dawkins, you are supposed to be cool? What are you doing here? Tommy: I am a... friend of your brother's. Merton & Becky: Really?! The Bookmobile [1.02] Merton: The librarian is a palm scanning human book absorbtionist. OK, that's not the latin name for it, but she's turning people into books. Butch Comes to Shove [1.03] Security guard: Detention is the cornerstone on which the cathedral of discipline is built. Tommy: The twist? A malted? I've got to send this guy back to where he belongs. Tommy: I guess I'm just going to have to handle this myself. As Tommy Dawkins. Merton kicks Tommy in the groin and Tommy turns into a werewolf. Merton: You know, just in case. Butch: Ah, this movie's lousy with rules. Don't Smoke. Don't go to second base. Well, I'm going out there. I can find a baby soon who ain't no prude. Cat Woman [1.04] Witch College [1.05] The Pleasantville Strangler [1.06] Merton: The strangler always sang ring around the rozy before he tried to strangle somebody. Tommy: Yeah, well, you know. I hope Stacey doesn't think these are hickies. Stage Fright [1.07] Becky: That was the lamest thing I've seen since Meet Joe Black. That Swamp Thing You Do! [1.08] Muffy the Werewolf Slayer [1.09] Stalk Like an Egyptian [1.10] Flugelhoff! [1.11] Invisible Merton [1.12] Tommy': You cheated on Dungeons & Dragons? Merton: Alastair Black put a spell on me, that's how! That goth-poser-warlock-wannabe! Tommy: He is obviously not a goth-poser-warlock-wannabe when he made you hand disappear. Merton: Oh, you are just saying that because you're his Vicepresident! Merton: When I'm totally invisible, I'm totally invisible FOREVER! Tommy: Don't worry man. I mean you think of something. You got a good head on your shoulders. Merton: Unfortunately... that's all I have! The Wolf Is Out There [1.13] Interview with a Werewolf [1.14] Fangs for the Memories [1.15] Time and Again [1.16] Big Bad Wolf [1.17] Scary Terri [1.18] Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow [1.19] The Exor-Sis [1.20] Merton bumps into Tommy wearing a straight-jacket Tommy: Let me guess, T'n'T. Merton: Third time this week. I'm a senior getting stuffed into lockers. I'd have to check with the folks of Guinness, but I think that makes me the world's biggest LOSER! Merton: You know what really gets me, ever since your first transformation I been there for you. I helped keeping your secret, I looked for cures. The flea bath?! Tommy: Wait a second Merton, I think guilt makes me wolf-out! Merton: Yeah, but I've never complained, because I ever thought that someday you would be there for me. But no. Merton: Becky what is wrong with you? Did the Backstreet Boys break up? Don't Fear the Reaper [1.21] Game Over [1.22] Season 2 Hello Nasty [2.01] Frank Stein [2.02] Commie Dawkins [2.03] The Girl Who Spied Wolf [2.04] Apocalypse Soon [2.05] The Sandman Cometh [2.06] The Geek Shall Inherit the Earth [2.07] Imaginary Fiend [2.08] Merton: Clue! I used to love this game. Vince and I played this all the time. And to keep things interesting we award extra points for the really creative murderer. Tommy: Who is Vince? Merton: He was my imaginary friend. Vince: It's Vince, in the lair, with the lead pipe. And it's playtime! Vince: You locked Vince up in that chest too, little buddy. But no hurt feelings, Vince is back and it's p-p-p-playtime! Merton: I don't wanna p-p-p-play with my imaginary friend! Merton: It's Merton, in the lair, freaking out! 101 Damnations [2.09] Mind Over Merton [2.10] Blame It on the Haim [2.11] Pleased to Eat You [2.12] The Manchurian Werewolf [2.13] Merton: Don't know what I did to make you go wolfy, but I do apologies, You can de-wolf now! Merton: Tommy you just wolfed out and tried to kill me! Tommy: What? I would never hurt you, you are like my best friend. Merton: Really? Thanks man. Wait a minute, you just did attacked me! Merton: Tommy, would it mean anything to you when I would said the words, pizza's here? Manchu: Part Deux [2.14] Merton: I shouldn't even be here, you know. She is your girlfriend, not mine! She never was particular nice to me. Merton licks on stones Tommy: Dude if you are hungry, I've got that chicken sandwich. It smells funky, but... Merton: I'm not eating the rocks, Tommy! I'm tasting them. Mr. Roboto [2.15] Rob: Zombie [2.16] Fear and Loathing in Pleasantville [2.17] Faltered States [2.18] Butch Is Back [2.19] Voodoo Child [2.20] She Will, She Will Rock You [2.21] Clip Show: The Kiss of Death [2.22] Season 3 Stone Free [3.01] Everybody Fang Chung Tonight [3.02] I Dream of Becky [3.03] Stormy Weather [3.04] Anti-Claus Is Coming to Town [3.05] Hellection [3.06] Being Tommy Dawkins [3.07] Save the Last Trance [3.08] N'Sipid [3.09] Very Pale Rider [3.10] Play It Again, Samurai [3.11] Dances Without Wolves [3.12] Baby on Board [3.13] The Boy Who Tried Wolf [3.14] The Mertonator [3.15] What's Vlud Got to Do with It? [3.16] There's Something About Lori [3.17] Switch Me Baby One More Time [3.18] What's the Story, Mourning Corey [3.19] Thanks [3.20] Clip Show: The Sum of All Fears [3.21] External links 0189392 Big Wolf on Campus Category:Canadian fantasy TV shows Category:Canadian high school TV shows Category:Canadian supernatural TV shows Category:Canadian teen sitcoms Category:Werewolf TV shows Category:Cancelled shows Category:TV shows about teenagers