She's All That

She's All That is a 1999 film about a high school jock that makes a bet that he can turn an unpopular girl into the school's prom queen. A new comedy that proves there's more to attraction than meets the eye. Laney What is this, some sort of dork outreach program? Stalking is illegal in all 50 states. I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing. Who the HELL would nominate me? Am I a bet? Am I a FUCKING BET? Zack This is all fascinating, Taylor, but could you skip to the part where you decided to screw me over. Sometimes when you open up to people, you let the bad in with the good. All you have left is a C-minus GPA with a Wonderbra. Give her the right look, the right boyfriend, and bam. In six weeks she's being named prom queen. So, Laney, I was wondering if you wanted to... [Laney walks away]... embarrass me horribly in front of all these people. Brock It's not about disrespect, it's just gas. You didn't really think I'd leave for All-Star Road Rules and still be dating you? Oh, you did? That's so sweet. Other Mackenzie: So who's the lucky rebound skank? Taylor: You didn't think you became popular for real, did you? Oh, you did? That's so sweet. Dean: One second, you're Zack Siler, class president, stand-out athlete, all-around bad-ass mamba-jahamba; the next thing you know, you're Zack Siler, bitch-boy. Girl: My soul is an island, my car is a Ford. Dialogue Zack: She kinda blew me off. Mackenzie: I like her already. Dean: I mean, the girl's an institution in this place. Every girl wants to be her, and every guy wants to nail her. Preston: Basically she's you, with tits. Dean: Is that a no? Laney: That's a hell no. Zack: What was that? Laney: I was busy. Zack: Yeah, busy wiggin'. Laney: I did not wig. Zack: Oh, there was major wiggage. Taylor: [spilling drink on Laney] Oh, Oopsie. You know, you really should be more careful with silk. Laney: Thank you. Taylor: Excuse me? Laney: Thank you. For a minute there, I forgot why I avoided places like this and people like you. Taylor: Avoided us? Honey, look around you. To everyone here who matters, you're vapor, you're spam, a waste of perfectly good yearbook space, and nothing's ever gonna change that. [Laney's eyes tear up] Taylor: Oh, you aren't going to cry are you? Laney: Simon! Simon, I have got your breakfast! Are you up? Simon: Give me a couple of minutes. Laney: Simon Boggs, there are children in Mexico who have already been up for three hours making clothes for corporate America. Mackenzie: When was the last time you tweezed? Laney: What? Mackenzie: I mean your eyebrows. Laney: Never, why? Mackenzie: Ever watch Sesame Street? Laney: Yeah. Mackenzie: You know Bert? Laney: Screw the dolphins. Jesse: A guy tried that last year, banned from SeaWorld for life. Taylor: Careful of what? OK, I could win this thing in florescent lighting, on the first day of my period, cloaked in tacky rags. Okay? My mother was prom queen in '71, my cousin - prom queen in '82, and my sister would have been prom queen in '94 if it wasn't for that scandal on the Color Me Badd tour bus, okay? I am a goddamn legacy, all right? And besides, not to be a bitch, but who's gonna beat Taylor Vaughan? Katie: God, I hope that's not your acceptance speech. Jesse: I'm Jesse Jackson. I'm not a good dancer. Mackenzie: I'm Mac. I go to school with 500 chicks. Taylor: Jump up my ass Zack. Zack: Been there, done that. Zack: So, can I have the last dance? Laney: No, you can have the first. Zack: Has anyone see Taylor? Chandler: What? Zack: You know, Taylor, my girlfriend. Dean: Kinda tall, yells at everyone? Laney: Sir, have you reached a decision? Man: Yes I have. Supersize my balls. Zack: Brock Hudson? What kind of a name is that? Taylor: What kind of a name is "Zack?" OK, Brock is from The Real World. Zack: What, Reseda? Taylor : No, like the TV show. "Real World LA", second season, hello! Zack: The dyslexic volleyball guy? They kicked him out of the house. Dean: His dad owns Harrison Ford. Laney: The actor? Dean: No, the car dealership. Mackenzie: Nothing personal, Laney, but this particular... coif, doesn't really go with your face shape. Laney: What do you have in mind? Mackenzie: Well, I have an idea. Laney: What kind of idea? Mackenzie: ...You'd really have to trust me. Melissa: He spoke to me! Girl #2: He called you Connie! Melissa: So? Girl #2: Your name is Melissa! Cast Freddie Prinze Jr. — Zack Siler Rachael Leigh Cook — Laney Boggs Matthew Lillard — Brock Hudson Paul Walker — Dean Sampson Jodi Lyn O'Keefe — Taylor Vaughan Kevin Pollak — Wayne Boggs Anna Paquin — Mackenzie Siler Kieran Culkin — Simon Boggs Elden Henson — Jesse Jackson Usher Raymond — Campus DJ Kimberly 'Lil' Kim' Jones — Alex Gabrielle Union — Katie Dulé Hill — Preston Tamara Mello — Chandler External links 0160862 She's All That shes_all_that She's All That Category:1999 films Category:High school films Category:Teen comedy films Category:Screenplays by M. Night Shyamalan Category:Films about proms Category:Films set in California Category:Films about disability