The Simpsons/Season 33

The Simpsons (1989–present) is an American animated sitcom broadcast by the Fox Broadcasting Company created by Matt Groening. The series is a satirical depiction of American life, epitomized by the Simpson family. The Star of the Backstage Sasha: Remember the night of the cast party? You and me... in the hot tub? Barney: That night really happened? I thought I imagined it. Sasha: It was real. And I've never had better. Bart's in Jail! Bill Cipher: Buy crypto, suckers! Treehouse of Horror XXXII Homer: [as a deer] Time for a little "stag party." Mr. Burns: [as a hunter] Thank God you're herbivores. Homer: [as a deer] That's right. And today your name is "Herb." Ralph: [after killing Sherri and Terri] I killed Jerry and Larry! Ralph: That's my pee-pee bed. The Wayz We Were Astronomer: I've seen the boys' moons more times than I've seen the real one, and I'm an astronomer! Marge: What's wrong with us? Ruth: You haven't stopped by to say hello in years, and I live next door! Lisa's Belly Ralph: Lisa is soft now. Homer: Honey, if something's bothering you, you gotta let it out. Like swallowed burps, buried feelings can burst out at the worst possible-- [burps] A Serious Flanders (Part 1) Kostas Becker: A greedy man once yearned for more, so the fool began to borrow. He ate and drank and told the bank, "I'll pay the debt tomorrow." But as both dolt and purse grew fat, the calendar grew thinner. The debt collector had enough and hungered for his dinner. The coward ran, with coin in hand, but came dawn, lost his breath. The fool was caught, 'twas all for naught, for the collector's name was Death. Fat Tony: Why are you dipping my face in dough? Why are you kneading my face into an "O" shape? Why are you pushing my face toward the deep fryer? Oh, I see. Clever. A Serious Flanders (Part 2) Portrait of a Lackey on Fire Chalmers: SPINNNNERS! Mothers and Other Strangers A Made Maggie Homer: I'm looking for a godfather for my little angel. Lenny: Aw, what a cutie. Let me give her a sip of beer. Homer: Okay, you're out. Lenny: If I'm out, Carl's out. Carl: I decide who tells me what to do. Moe? Moe: You're out, Carl. Louie: Boss, Benny down at the liquor store is late on his payment. Again! Legs: Let me break his kneecaps. Fit-Fat Tony: Marone a mi! You never ever talk that way in front of a baby. Louie: Uh, uh, okay, uh, what if we get him a boo-boo to the brain? Make him go night-night forever? Fit-Fat Tony: Disgusting! You give the Kiss of Death with that mouth? Fit-Fat Tony: [singing] Twinkle, twinkle, little star. Let me Hotwire you a car. We'll change the plates, I know a guy. You'll be my little alibi. The Longest Marge Pixelated and Afraid Boyz N the Highlands Dolph: So, Simpson, what did you do to get stuck on this perp hike? Bart: Let's just say I got a little creative with some laundry pods. Lisa: Mom, Dad, with Bart away, I can now fulfill a dream I never dared speak aloud. For one fleeting weekend, I want to live as... an only child. Marge: "Only child"? What about Maggie? Lisa: Um, I kind of made alternate arrangements for her. [The scene changes to Maggie with her aunts] Patty: Time for a Flip This Bathroom marathon. Selma: Ooh, baby, Mama loves her terra route. [Maggie sighs, and the scene changes back to Lisa] Lisa: [points to the sibling pie chart] As you can see on this pie chart, this is the time you spend on my older and younger siblings. So, if you'll just humor a middle child's most frivolous whimsy, I would like you to spend the entire weekend focusing only on me. Homer: No. Marge: Homer! [To Lisa] Of course we will. Lisa: [hugs her parents] Oh, it's wonderful! Oh, and for the next two days, I would like you to call me Jules. I think an only child would have a name... [flips the page with another pie chart with Jules's name on it] like Jules. [Homer and Marge look at each other confusingly] Jules: Okay! Our first only-child activity is gonna be playing horsey. Start working on your neighs. [Homer and Marge neigh like horses] You Won't Believe What This Episode is About - Act Three Will Shock You! Marge: Everybody, out, out, out, out, out! Me and the floors deserve to savor every minute of our special spa day. And take the dog. Now it's my time to make these stains "herstory." Lisa: Ugh, are you quoting their actual slogan? Marge: I'm quoting my wildest dreams. Lenny Leonard: Once it became clear that human companionship was a non-starter, I adopted this handsome little mister, Devin. Lenny: So, where'd you get your dog? Homer: Uh, I think he came with the house? Lisa: Okay, so far, the neighborhood rage is contained to just dog lovers. Oh, no. It's spread to the cat people. Oh, now it's the horse crazies. Marge: Those horse crazies don't mess around. Homer: I'm Homer Simpson, and I'm truly sorry. [cuts to an Imagine Spot of the crowd as pilgrims] Everyone: Tsk, tsk, tsk! Homer: Sorry if you pee-pee babies were offended by something that was no big deal and everything's fine. So what's the issue? Bart: [to Lisa] Amazing job, you really got his voice down. Bart the Cool Kid Pretty Whittle Liar Ralph: I want to be a big word. Shauna: Oh, look who it is, Little Miss Google Noodle. Lisa: This isn't fair. There's four times as many of you. Kearney: She's trying to teach us to multiply. Shauna: Get her! [She and the male bullies surround Lisa to beat her up, but Lisa crawls out of their circle and runs off into a magic club] Myles: [pulling Lisa inside with a hula hoop] Yoink. The Sound of Bleeding Gums My Octopus and a Teacher Milhouse: Bart had Skittles with milk for breakfast. Nelson: I told him he couldn't handle the rainbow. Girls Just Shauna Have Fun Marge the Meanie Moe: No outside peas. Mr. Burns: [to Blinky] What are you looking at? Meat Is Murder Poorhouse Rock Bart: Ay, caramba! Marge: Bart, don't watch that. [puts a sack onto Bart's head] Now go to bed. Homer: Mmm...chest chips. External links The Simpsons (season 33) Category:The Simpsons seasons