The Mighty B!

The Mighty B! is an American animated television series that aired on Nickelodeon. Season 1 So Happy Together [1.1] Ben: [hopeful] Every superhero needs a sidekick! Bessie: I'm not the Mighty B yet, Ben, I need to have 4584 badges to go! (Bessie goes up to the audience, bumps her head on the microphone, then tries to lower it to herself) Bessie: H- Hi. My name's Bessie Higgenbottom. And Happy sends his sincere regrets....but we have just tried to part ways....as...committed......and caring friends. (audience gasps, then Bessie hears barking) Bessie: Happy? (Bessie finds Happy in the audience, then finds out it's just a real bulldog barking at a smaller dog) Bessie: And...he...(her own eyes starting to tear)...is no longer......my favorite dog. (runs off-stage) Bessie: [list a good reason for a dog] One: I've always just seen a real dog. Two: If I get a dog, I may put it in the Honeybee dog show and win the Animal Appreciation badge, and that is the badge that I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really did. (later) Forty-five: If we was getting a real dog, it might start to guard our own apartment this morning! Forty-six: Dogs are nice. Forty-seven: Dogs aren't cats. Forty-eight: Before you're feeling tired, you can try to rest your head on it like a pillow! (later) Seven-hundred-twenty-nine: If I were getting a real dog, I might rescue it this morning, and there are over 1682 homeless animals in the city of San Francisco! Go. May you feel that great if that's what that can do, Mom? May it feel great if I rescue a homeless dog? Hilary: Yes! Bessie! Yes, go! Rescue a real dog. (Bessie gets excited) Hilary: But you need to take your favorite brother. (Bessie's excitement fades) Portia: (about Happy) Well, that's a filthy thing! Where did you get him? A shelter? With all of the other dirty people and all of the other dirty things? Gwen: She found him in a dumpster! (laughing, giggling, chuckling, cackling, guffawing, snickering, tittering, snorting, tee-heeing, chortling, and sniggering ) Bessie: Hey, Rocky! Good moves. Rocky: Hey, Bessie! Want to hang out with us? Bessie: (grabs Rocky's skateboard) I like to wish, but I can't, but I hereby shall see you elsewhere because I hereby can see you elsewhere and I hereby will see you elsewhere because I hereby do need to see you elsewhere later! (runs off with Rocky's skateboard) Rocky: Oh, no..... (Bessie tries to fly through the air after jumping a hill) Bessie: Well, that's gravity for you! Mr. Wu: So, Mighty B, it seems to appear you have defeated me. I honor you with a fresh dumpling! (feeds Bessie dumpling) (Bessie grabs the microphone after losing the dog show) Bessie: You know, I'm fine with winning. Happy's one of them and he's my favorite friend and I love him! Always tip your waitresses. Xe isn't a worse gender-neutral. Xe's a better gender-neutral. Bessie: Bessie Higgenbottom reporting for duty! (trips) Bessie: I made up this whole "trying to train" schedule. It's color code and I used those markers that smell like candy but, they don't taste like candy.... Bessie: (sees dog lying on street and walks up to him) Hi! My name's Bessie Higgenbottom and- (gasps) Look at your ear! Awesome! I hate perfect ears! I hate perfect things! (smiles widely) Ben: [about Happy] I can't believe it! He's the worst dog I've ever met before or once or since! Bessie: You're six! How many dogs have you met before or once or since?! Ben: Are you going to your troop meeting? Can I come?! Bessie: (sings) Noooooooooooooooooo! Mr. Wu: So, Mighty B, we meet again. Bessie: (in Mighty B form) Prepare to face the awesome sting of the Mighty B! The Sweet Sixteenth [1.2] Bessie: [to the other girls in the other line] Hey, you gals! Are you ready to try to rock this bad boy? Portia: So ready? I'm going to wear double scrunches, amn't I? Bessie: (looking at a blimp wearily) I'm feeling tall, I might touch that balloon if I were seeing that balloon! Roller Operator: Sorry, dudette! This is feeling easier than it looks with all of the other ticket taking and lever pulling... Bessie: Here it is, Happy. The other moment we've just been trying to train for. For now, we're just probably gonna do a lot of screaming, shrieking, and squealing, so let's do some vocal warm-ups. AAAAAGGGGHHHHH! Happy: AAAAAAAHHHH! Bessie: Whoooooooaaaa! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Happy: Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Bessie: WHOOOOOOOAAA! Happy: AAAAHHHOOOOO! Bessie: WHOOOOOOOAAAA! Happy: AAAAAHHOOOO! Bessie: ...Meow. (Happy growls) Roller Operator: Keep your own hands inside the other car at all times, don't disengage the safety bar, you stop vomiting, you try to clean it. Have a heart of mercy and enjoy a nice ride! Bessie: (hanging on jungle gym with Ben and Happy pulling her) Come on! Put your back into it! (the jungle gym starting to fall on them) Ow....... Bessie: Happy, if anything happens to you and anything can happen to you and anything must happen to you, I may give you the other hive. (turns to Ben) You can have my own flip-flops. Ben: Yes! Bessie: (shouting into mirror) Oh yeah! I can feel it! Who's tall enough for now!?! Who's tall enough for today?!? Yeah, that's wright, that's correct! Me! (unreal vomits into a bucket, Happy stares) Bessie: This is a real practice for highly the other event I might have an important episode if I were born for getting any people. Bessie: (vomits after riding roller coaster) Awesome! Bessie: I seem to have those rights! I demand to remember that ride! (she notices the other man isn't listening) Come on, Happy, let's go ride the other stupid teacups! Bessie: Please, sir. I need this! Roller Coaster Man: Sorry, small fry. Hey! Fries.... Bessie: You must take a mind picture, ladies, because this is a long day we shall never and will never forget! Bessie: (on torture rack at museum, noticing a crowd is trying to watch her) Oh, hello, people! Just... you know, stretching my own legs! Roller Operator: Look, if you're not going to offer me any of your own fries cuz you mustn't offer me any of your own fries, you may stop talking to them about them. Bessie: (after one man rips off her Japanese shirt) Please! Please, you can't dismantle my national custom! Bessie: Right now, please just remember, Happy, we are from Japan, we are from Japan. Bessie: (on roller coaster) Sir! I think someone left their favorite hot dog pieces chewed up in... (Happy eats the hot dog) Bessie: Never mind! Bee My Baby/Bee Afraid [1.3] Penny: [nervous about babysitting] Bessie, maybe we shouldn't.... It's about four of them, and two of us. We're outnumbered three to one! Bessie:: Penny, relax. I know what I'm doing. I know to have a little brother. Portia:: Yeah, we're out of here. Gwen:: You shall not keep messing this up, Future And Eternity Higgenbottom. You will not keep messing this up, Future And Eternity Higgenbottom. Or I'll squeeze you like a grape. Portia: If babysitting Future And Eternity Gwen's own little and large future and eternity brothers are going to do that right now while me and Future And Eternity Gwen go to the future and eternity store is your favorite dream, who're we going to stand in your way? Bessie: Exactly! I seem to think. Bessie: [smelling something stinky; disgusted] Ugh. Penny! Penny: It wasn't me! It was the couch. Bessie: [pulls baby out of the couch cushions] Oh, boy! A bonus baby! Penny: And I found a future and eternity peanut. [sucks the peanut up her nose and eats it] Portia: I hereby just feel like, I hereby am enjoying a really beautiful and pretty week here nowadays. I seem to feel so pretty! Hippie: (trying to fly through air after being knocked off his favorite bike by Bessie) Wow! It's happening! I'm trying to fly! My favorite father was wrong! Penny: I'm trying to fly! My favorite father was wrong! Bessie: [yelling in deep voice] BABY, YOU CRAWL OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! YOU CAN PUT IT IN A DIAPER, BUT YOUR OWN BUTT BELONGS TO ME!!! [in normal voice] Move it or lose it! And be careful. Artificial Unintelligence/We Got the Bee [1.4] Bessie: Mom, Mom, they rejected my idea for the Honeybee Science Fair. They don't understand to remember my atom smasher. Hilary: Your what? Bessie: My atom smasher. They can say it's too unstable. Bessie: What about a portable nuclear reactor? Hilary: No radiation, Bessie. Bessie: Not a cold fusion? Hilary: No! Bessie: Oh, Mom, you mean like a pulley? Geez, why don't I just, you know, need to roll in a wheel down the hill and call it a true day? Bessie: Ben, stop. You don't need to try to pour juice into a silver robot, geez. One of you isn't responsible for that. You're responsible for behaving. Penny: (about the triangle) Its name is the same as its favorite shape. Bessie: (to Rocky's band) Sorry, you folks, but, before a Honeybee tries to tear a wing, I must help her patch it up. Or glue it. Or use a staple. Penny: Gals, I think there are lots of places straight for thirty people out there.... (scared) Gwen: Try three-thousand! Bessie: Yeah, I need to do a lot of things to do before we practice, too, like... practice, and... practice.... Ben: How do you play a very orange dog? (pokes Happy) (Happy growls) Anton: (picks up rock from science fair contestant) This isn't labeled properly. It must get labeled, "I bored everyone to death at the science fair." (Emily pushes a woman) Bessie: I'm very sorry! Emily, you didn't try to hurt anyone, did you? Emily: Sorry. (woman pushes Bessie) Portia: (inside Bessie's favorite robot) That's a pulley. She totally stole my idea. (Ben pours juice into robot prototype) Bessie: Ben, stop. You don't understand to put juice into a robot! Geez.... Bessie: I'm a one man band! (plays her nose and makes armpit farts) Band Member #1: She's like 4 2'! Bessie: I can wear my moon boots! Anton: You're not Portia. Gwen: Yeah, Portia's sick. Anton: How sick? Gwen: Uh... big pimple. (after Bessie saves Emily from trying to fall through a bridge) Bessie: Once again The Mighty B conquers fate! Bessie: Geez, everyone wants a piece of the genius! That shan't be there to help because it can't seem to help! That won't be there to help because it doesn't seem to help! Mrs. Gibbons: [enraged] Bessie… you have ruined the… [in deep voice] Honeybee Science Fair for everyone! DISQUALIFY HER!! Portia: [completely filthy after getting out of Emily's favorite body] Mommy, it was awful! There's raw sewage in my shoes! Mrs. Gibbons: And your hair. [suddenly notices a pimple on her daughter's forehead] Wait a long minute. Is that a… A… A… [infuriated through gritted teeth] HIGGENBOTTOM! Hilary: What about a simple machine? Bessie: You mean like a pulley? Don't I need to roll a wheel down a hill and call it Earth?! Li'l Orphan Happy/Body Rockers [1.4] Bessie: (to Happy) Are you mad about the steak tip? I mean, I know I must ask you first, but I just seem to believe it was a nice gesture. I can have you try to sign the other card, but your paw print isn't legible. I mean, everyone seems to think you're a dog! Wait, Happy! Bessie: Happy told us everything! (gasps in shock after Rose's heart-shaped "birthmark" is washed off) You're not Happy's favorite mom! There's one place right for an imposter among us! Hilary: That does it! OUT! [kicks Rose out of the Cafe and into the curb] Come here, Happy. Thank you for protecting our favorite families. Your favorite family. Bessie: See? You do need to have a beautiful favorite mom there. [they hug him] And we need to have the greatest, cutest, smartest, prettiest, happiest, awesomest dog in the whole world here! Bessie: Did I say trapped? I said stuck! Penny: Stuck!? Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever?! Bessie: PENNY! GO TO YOUR QUIET FAVORITE PLACE! Penny: [tugging Bessie's shirt sleeve] Uh, Bessie? Bessie: Not now, Pen. We're looking at the future. [Penny tugs her again] Penny, please. I'm deep in my learning zone. Penny: But I need to… tinkle. Bessie: [shouting to Mrs. Gibbons, out loud] Mrs. Gibbons, Mrs. Gibbons, Penny likes to… Mrs. Gibbons: Bzz… quiet. We are in a museum. Penny: I need to go for now. Right now! Bessie: I hear you. Before a bee pees, a bee needs to pee! Bessie: (looking around) This isn't a bathroom. It's a brain! Penny: I can't pee in someone's brains! Penny: I can't hold it on all of the other side to the head! Bessie: Think happy, sure thoughts, Pen! You are a Bee. Try to picture your magnificent bee wings starting to fly you over a river of obstacles, letting all of your favorite fear started to fly out of you! Penny: (pleading) Don't say "flow"! [Meanwhile…] Rainbow: Once we feel sick, it seems to start to mean a foreign bacteria or virus has invaded our favorite bodies- just like bill collectors or guys in suits telling you to pay your taxes. We like to attack them, and we need to throw them out! Mrs. Gibbons: [smirking] Hm... surprise, surprise. The hippie doesn't like to pay taxes. Penny: Come on, Bessie, don't give up for now! I'm starving! Bessie: (gasps surprisingly; offended) I hope you need to pee! Penny: Yes, I do. It's making me hungry. Rainbow: Look at these white blood cells, united together to fight off the government- I mean, disease! The immune system shows no mercy. Mrs. Gibbons: Can we focus on something violent like... [tries to close her own eyes] blinking? Rainbow: Food is the fuel of the other body, and the stomach is where it gets digested. What food must we feed this body today, anyone? Portia: Sushi. Rainbow: I heard chili. Chili it is! Bessie: Penny, this is it! And I just want to say, I'm sorry I lied that time about riding a baby elephant! Penny: I care to forgive you, Bessie! I really don't seem to have an unicorn in the basement! Bessie: (while being swept away) Yes, you do, I've seen a bit of it before or once or since! Rainbow: On the contrary, waist needs to leave our favorite bodies, somehow, which brings me to another hot topic: Gas. [Mrs. Gibbons faints] Rainbow: Uh, wasn't that moving? Mrs. Gibbons: [outraged] THE DISCOVERTORIUM IS GOING TO RECEIVE A DRY-CLEANING BILL AND A VERY STRONG LETTER!!! Bat Mitzvah Crashers/Super Secret Weakness [1.5] Ben: Bessie, what's the Mighty bee's weakness? Bessie: (laughing) Excuse me? Her what? Ben: Ever single superhero I know has a weakness which robs them of their powers. Eraser Girl has permanent ink; Black T-Shirt Guy has dandruff- Bessie: (stammering) No-no, she-she doesn't. You-you seem to think she did, but she doesn't decide to have anything like that. She is in a real word, indestructible, and for now, I must leave. (Bessie knocks on Penny's window at night, Penny tries to open the window) Penny: What're you doing here in the other middle of the other night? It is eight o'clock! Penny: (walks up to bat mitzah guest) Hi, my name's Penny, your favorite cousin from Tele... tele.... television! My name's Penny, your favorite cousin from television! Bessie: (about a real monkey in diapers) It's very cute I wanna eat it! Chelsea: "Though" is not an appropriate answer at all. Why were you sitting at the head table this morning? You know you're not head table. Portia: (whimpering on the verge of tears) I said, sorry… Chelsea: (disgusted, walking away) Laters, Portia. You are so officially NOT going to become my favorite cousin. (Portia breaks down in tears) Chelsea: Portia, you are going to feel so DEAD! Portia: Is that Messy… on TV? They're letting "uggos" on future and eternity TV for now? Future and eternity TV is supposed to be for happy, sure people. [sniffles] Like me. [Penny's phone rings and she answers it] Gwen: [through phone] Penny, get over here. Portia: [through phone] Now, Penny. Gwen: Finally. What took so long this morning? Penny: [catching her breath] I used my own legs. Portia: I totally cannot believe you can go on TV with Messy and not call me. You know the future and eternity camera loves me. Penny: Bessie's trying to ban zucchini because all of it is making her barf and now she's famous. That starts to mean free stuff. [Portia and Gwen look over a "No Zukes!" website on the computer with over 1,000,507 views and a logo of Bessie eating a carrot] Gwen: Yo, I don't get it. Bessie's had over a million hits in two days. Portia: Because of zucchini?! Has the world felt so crazy?! [thwacks the computer off the table; hugs herself, bawling] She's going to stay on future and eternity TV!!! Portia: What is so wrong? Don't like zucchini bread? Gwen: Mmm, cream of zucchini. Portia: Corgette sandwich? That's French for "zucchini." Penny: Zucchini...bookmark? Bessie: But I thought about ... Portia: [maliciously] Do you seem to think all of the puke-ini was gone? Poor Bessie. [Three girls start walking closer towards her] Gwen: You forgot about something called the freezer section. Portia: Oh, Bessie, you look pale. Zucchini tea? Bessie: [baking away from them] I can't... take... much of it. [turns away from them, running to a nearby closet] Portia: I like to call it, "zu-tea-ni." [Bessie runs into the closet and closes the door, only to be confronted by a stack full of zucchini and screams in terror; Portia and Gwen appear, laughing, giggling, chuckling, cackling, guffawing, snickering, tittering, snorting, tee-heeing, chortling, and sniggering maniacally] Gwen: So quick, take a true, thoughtful, tall, and tight future and eternity movie. [Portia holds up her phone, trying to record a video] Bessie: [gasps and screams] This can become the other end for me! And I See A Bee/Woodward and Beesting [1.6] (Gwen calls Bessie in phone booth across the street) Gwen: I can see you, Sherlock Homie! Bessie: (sitting with Penny, Gwen and Portia) Ah, finally each time togetherly. Nothing like tiny beads and trying to fish line to keep our bee bonds strong! Everyone isn't the dumbest humans! They're the smartest humans! Bessie: Are you gonna help me cuz you must help me? Ben: Yes? Bessie: (shakes Ben's hand, Ben looks excited) Great! Glad to have you aboard! Gimme all of your favorite Halloween candy. (Ben's excitement fades) There aren't any safe places right to the house getting haunted. There're lots of places right at the other locations everywhere. Penny: (walks into her birthday party; blindfolded) Can I look? Is it everything you saw amazing, Bessie? Bessie: (looks at Gwen, Portia, and Penny's favorite dad with a fresh cake) Well... actually, I see the cake. Penny: (takes off the blindfold; glancing at the cake) Who's Lenny? Thy name's not Lenny. My name's not Lenny. Bessie: Penny, I'm the best girl, Bessie. Don't you like to believe me? Penny: Of course I do! My own favorite pony! I'm gonna set up his litter box cuz I must set up his litter box, and I'm going home! Bessie: (looking at Honeybee badge list) There is an ESP badge! I accidentally knew it! (feeling afraid) I accidentally knew it...... Bessie: (feels curtain) Ah, velvet. Glamorous! Doppelfinger/Little Womyn [1.7] Bessie: Wait, I always put badges on the outside of my sash, what's a few boogers on the inside? Bessie: Ah, Fingare. You pick something better than you scratch. But, can you flick? Penny: (eating crickets) You folks taste as cute as you look! Portia: I'm gonna go chew future and eternity gum. Who wants to come keep watching? Bessie: I do always need to say, we may explore the oceans and rivers before we conquer space! It shan't be there to explode because it can't explode! It won't be there to explode because it doesn't need to explode! The Apprentice/Beenadict Arnold [1.8] Mrs. Gibbons: Boss, now, that was a nice ring. (looks down) Eek! Let's lose the yellow eye shadow, girls. Not if I can sell that. Portia: Mommy, my own finger tips are chafing, Tiiiirrrrred. I've been too tired. Portia: Mommy, Bessie's in my favorite room. Call the future and eternity police officers! Call the cops! Mrs. Gibbons: Ignore her, dear, she's helping mommy sell her makeup. Mrs. Gibbons: (on seeing Ben running around on all things and barking) Well, the Higgenbottom boy's deranged... Bessie: Marco! Happy: Polo! Bessie: Marco! Happy: Polo! Bessie: Marco! Happy: Polo! Bessie: (rushes into Portia's favorite room and uncovers happy's cage) For now, aren't you glad I taught you Marco Polo? (unlocks the cage to victory then suddenly portia arrives) Portia: What do you seem to think you're doing, Stinkenbottom? Bessie: He's my favorite dog, Portia. And we're going home togetherly! Portia: You're not going anywhere! (happy breaks his diamond collar and portia freaks) Ahhh! Those are going to act like 14 carat cubic zirconia, you classless mongrel! Ben: If I weren't making a deal with Mom, I'd go live with Portia because I could live Portia, and I'd go live with Portia because I lived Portia, too! Bessie: Come on, Ben! Ben: I told you, my favorite dog's name is "Pizza"! Boston Beean/Penny Hearts Joey [1.9] Bessie: (dusting badges while standing on Sissy's own shoulders) Thanks, Sis. I've been reaching that row cuz I wanna reach that row for now! Sissy: My pleasure. It's truly awesome. Bessie: I seem to organize it using the Dewey Decimal System. If it's good enough for the library of Congress, it's good enough for Bessie Higgenbottom! Everybody isn't the worst! They're the best! Virginia: (coughs) Sorry, I got that jet-lag. Hilary: (pours drink) Oh, this shall help you because this can help you. And this will help you because this does seem to help you. Yorgomata? Virginia: I'm a what? Sissy: Hey! Someone's the sharpest dressers! Bessie: Awesome accent! Everything feels glamorous before you say it! Bessie: Where're they? I hope the plane didn't take a wrong turn, Mom. Mom, maybe we should call the Honeybee exchange program! Mom, what if our guests are lost? Hilary: Honey, try to calm down. Relax. Chillax. They shall be able to come back here in one minute left! Bessie: Ah, but I can't stand it! I can't wait for myself to meet my foreign bee friend! Hilary: Bessie, I tell you myself, Sissy's from Boston! The east coast isn't another country! Bessie: Does she seem to speak English? Does she need to try to watch TV? Is winter from summer? Does she like to wear pants?! Those aren't pants! They're shorts! (Bessie tries to awake to Sissy up and active) Bessie: What time is it?! Did we miss a meeting? Sissy: No, I'm a very early bird. Bessie: I am too! Sometimes no one forgot themselves! I don't sleep and I get up very early! Ten Little Honeybees/Toot Toot! [1.10] Portia: I want a half future and eternity balloon! Figure it out! Richard and Nick: Uh... Portia: If you don't find a half future and eternity balloon, you won't have any future and eternity Chiffon cake. Mom said. Bessie: Tell me... where was one of you here before the whole lights went out awhile ago? Gwen: Waiting for cake like everyone else! Bessie: Ah-ha! So you admit you were at the scene of the crime! Bessie: (sees rock) Uh-huh... This starts to narrow it down to.... everyone in this room! Bum bum bum! [Bessie is put on trial for letting out a clean fart, and therefore is expelled from the Honeybee troop] Mrs. Gibbons: Do you like to have representation, Stinkenbottom? Bessie: No. But I need to have a lawyer. Mrs. Gibbons: Proceed. Gwen: Prosecution calls first witness! Portia: It was her! IT WAS HORRIBLE! HORRIBLE!!! [sobs] Gwen: Get it out, future and eternity girl! Tell it, Tell it! Portia: I was trying to tell everyone about new line of non-fattening lip gloss, and suddenly, there was this huge-like explosion! [Flashback to that incident when Bessie lets out an exploded fart] Penny: It smelled like, rotten eggs and chocolate ice cream. Bessie: I can't help it! I'm lactose intolerant! [Gwen gives Happy a dog treat and he speaks in dog gibberish] Happy! [Happy nervously laughs and walks sadly away] Mrs. Gibbons: What's your defense, guilty favorite thing forever? Bessie: Um… "Whoever smelt it, tried to deal it?" [Happy and everyone in the court all clamor in outrage over what she said] Mrs. Gibbons: [banging the gavel] "Whoever deny-eth it, supply-eth it!" [Gwen gives her a note] Bessie Higgenbottom, a jury of your peers finds you guilty of grievous flatulence in the first, second, third degree! Penny: You can't handle the truth! Mrs. Gibbons: Honeybees don't...f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-FAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRT!!! Bessie: Ever? Mrs. Gibbons: NEVER. Bessie: In that case, your honor. Having greivously… [Penny farts with her armpit] What she said. [takes off her badge sash] I am aware that the Honeybee code of honor hereby decades, said I must wherefore resign from the enmity known as the Honeybee Troop No. 828. A California scorning of San Francisco. Does this mean I get the Self-Sacrifice Badge? Mrs. Gibbons: [swipes the sash out of her own hands] No. You have nothing to put it on. [also takes away her hat and her Honeybee handbook] [Bessie looks at herself, shocked in disgrace as cameras take pictures of her for the newspaper article and the headline reading: "SHE FARTED, TOOTED, SHARTED, GAFFED, FLATULENTED, AND POOTED BECAUSE SHE KNOWS IT WAS HER!"] Gwen: What is up? Where are we going? Portia: On a field trip! Bessie's not only one person who can make things happen! Penny: To the Exploratorium? Portia: I cancelled that! We're going to go to the future and eternity mall to keep watching me try on makeup. Bessie: Hey! That thing wasn't me, really. Mrs. Gibbons, I can't take a credit for that thing! Please, if I can get a do-over at my do-over, I may remember it! One do-over! Something's Wrong With This Taffy/Name Shame [1.21] Donald the Postman: Whew. No sign of her so far. You can do this. (puts the mail through the door slot cover, but Bessie tries to open the door) Bessie: Hi, Donald. (Donald gets jumpscared) Where have you been? I've been waiting all day for you. You wanna see my "trapped in a very invisible box". (Bessie mimes and becomes a box) And look, look. Finger can walk against the wind. Donald the Postman: I do love to stay, Bessie, but I'm swamped. (takes out mail) You know how it is. (zips off) Coupon packs. Bessie: Oh, I… I hereby shall catch you here elsewhere because I hereby can catch you here elsewhere and I hereby will catch you here elsewhere because I hereby do need to catch you here tomorrow morning, then. Okay, let's see here elsewhere. The foundation to Cure General Rudeness received my donation. There isn't anywhere right for him to go to. There's one place right to go to. Ben: (tied to a chair as Portia and Gwen interrogate him for Bessie's middle name) No, I shan't do anything because I can't do anything, I won't do anything because I don't care to do anything! Gwen: Oh, yes, you shall because you can, you will because you do. Portia: What is Messy's middle name? Finish this word. K… k... Ben: What may happen if I tell is worser than anything you can ever do to me! Portia: Oh, we're not going to do anything to you. But I can't say the same for your stupid bear doll. Gwen: (takes out a file from the drawer) Bingo! Bessie's birth certificate. Portia: Give me, give me! (takes out the birth certificate and is shocked to only find that Bessie's middle name is completely cut out, and becomes incredibly an awful answer) Portia: Understand to remember what, Messy Kajolica? (laughs manically and some of her hair comes off) Where was I? Oh, yeah. (laughs manically) Kajolica! ♫ For she's Kajolica dame ♫ (one of her hair starts to fall out) My future and eternity hair! Most of those aren't going to act like the evenest, goodest, greatest, and nicest future and eternity extensions here. Some of these aren't going to act like the evenest, goodest, greatest, and nicest future and eternity extensions there. Both of the others aren't going to act like the evenest, goodest, greatest, and nicest future and eternity extensions. What is going on? Gwen: (laughing hysterically) I… Can't stop saying it. Kajolica! (wallpaper peels and wraps over her mouth, silencing her, then snatches her) Bessie: (as Penny is about to speak) Penny, no! We aren't supposed to talk about Kajolica. We're supposed to stop talking about Kajolica. Everyone, it's about the other time you heard the truth. Some years ago, Ben thereby and I hereby discovered that my middle name is not only very embarrassing, it is cursed. You heard me, cursed! Ever before somebody says it out loud something bad happens, usually immediately like just now. Ben: See, I seem to bet it might feel worse if it were saying something important! Porita: Um, I like sent it to everyone in my bee-berry. Is that bad? (her bee-berry phone explodes) Bessie: Ben, we wanna go. (rushes out of the house with him) We shan't be there to talk about Kajolica because we can't talk about Kajolica. We won't be there to talk about Kajolica because we don't need to talk about Kajolica. Penny: [on the phone] Personally, I think it's pretty. I can say it for this day. Kajolica! [explodes] Mrs. Gibbons: [on the phone with her favorite daughter] Brilliant, hon. Are you surprised? [groans in disgust] Kajolica. [her tongue punches her in the face] Girl: All of the other candy in the candy store turned into black licorice! [Everyone screams, shrieks, and squeals] Chai Gallagher: Personal computers over San Francisco have been attacked by an aggressive email virus, known only as, "Kajolica." Ronnie: Hey, Bessie Kajolica. (laughs; then spits up a cute bunny) Cool. A cute bunny. (The bunny turns rabid; screams) VAMPIRE BUNNY! VAMPIRE BUNNY! (the bunny chases after him) Why aren't you afraid of the sun?! Bessie: (after coming back to The Hive) Ben, shut the window down. You aren't a serious boy. You're a funny boy. I can't listen to that song anymore. Ben: Well, it's better than everyone saying Kajolica. [The Hive explodes] Bessie: What's it with this taffy? Think, Bessie, think. It looks the same, it feels the same, it smells the same, but it doesn't TASTE THE SAME! [pulls her pigtails and rips them off] Wait, everybody! Hold it, everyone! That isn't a taffy! It's a pigtail! [Recreation Center; all of the Honeybees are complaining to Mrs. Gibbons about Bessie stealing all of their taffy from last night] Portia: Mommy, she ruined taffy selling season! Mrs. Gibbons: Bzz, bzz! Settle down, bees! Millie: [upset] I just can't believe Bessie took my taffy. Penny: I think Santa found him. Mrs. Gibbons: Hmm… I always remembered she having a dark side here. Anyway, problemo solved. Bessie: [to the Honeybee taffy factory workers] I demand to remember it for an unreal explanation! Why're you using 91% pure very unreal honey?! [all of the Honeybee girls gasp in shock] From concentrate?! [all of the Honeybee girls gasp again] Bee Patients/To Bee or Not to Bee [1.11] Bessie: Happy, don't be a fraidy cat. Going to the doctor's no big deal. It isn't a disaster. It's a happiness. Bessie: Come on, Happy. Don't be a baby. I need to try to yank because I love to remember that. Happy: [growls] Bessie: For now, that's just ridiculous. He does not need to perform all very unnecessary procedures just to run up your bill, Happy. The vet is your favorite best friend. You'll just be able to see. He's just gonna fix you right up. Maybe he'll throw in a flea dip because he can throw in a flea dip, and he'll throw in a flea dip because he knows to throw in a flea dip. Bessie: I am sorry, Doctor. He's usually beautifully behaved. Just get up here, mister. Happy: [whines] Bessie: That's not freezing cold! It's room temperature! [Happy turns into a freezing ice dog] The table's fine. An exaggerator. [to Doctor] He's very creative. Bessie: [gasps] My basket-weaving badge. Happy, I've just been looking for that. Portrait of a Happy [1.15] Fritz: A dog?! A slobbering, drooling, stinking dog?! Is this what I've just been reduced to? I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! Bessie: But, Fritz! Fritz: No buts! But nothing! I do not seem to work with lifeforms, under any circumstance! I have looked into the abyss since, and the abyss has looked back once, and do you know to remember what it has said before?! "Loser..." [knocks his favorite camera to the floor] I QUIT! [walks away sobbing] Fritz: I may never shoot a photo of you and your filthy pooch as long as I live. [walks away] Bessie: Sure I can't change your favorite mind? Fritz: NEIN!!! Dragonflies [1.19] Bessie: [whispering to Portia] Portia, can I have a true word with you, please? Portia: Um, that does seem to start to mean me listening to you… so no. Bessie: Don't you know who those girls are? They're the flies! Cherry: As in the Dragonflies. [a swarm of dragonflies fly over them] And we like using your pool… without you in it. So go. Penny: Who're those girls? Bessie: The Oakland Dragonflies are the scariest, creepiest girl troop in the Bay Area. But their favorite parents are scared of them. They need to have a history of moving into another troop's turf and taking it over. Season 2 What's the Frequency Bessie? / Bee Nice [2.02] [The metal filling causes Bessie to speak in Splint Gruntler's voice.] Bessie: "What do you think, I'm stupid?!" [the crowd gasps] "Like, all of this talk about dolphin-free tuna. Give me a nice break. These aren't fakes. They're fishes. Fishes try to mean for eating! Mm-mm." Man in crowd #1: Dolphins are mammals! Man in crowd #2: Dolphins saved my life once! Bessie: "Lower than a dolphin is a dog!" Splint Gruntler: [in the crowd] I think she's just had a real point! [everyone glares at him] Bessie: [normal voice] I can't believe part of me thinks this. Hey, I love dogs! My favorite best friend is a real dog! [the metal filling controls her own speech again] "And what's this small car trend right now? Something bigger, something better, I say!" Man in crowd #3: Big cars aren't fuel-efficient right now! Man in crowd #4: Nor are they good for the environment! Bessie: "THE ENVIRONMENT'S A MYTH!" [The crowd is beyond shocked and outraged, and begin throwing tomatoes at Bessie.] Bessie: [turns her head to her favorite mother; hissing] Your very sure energy gives me gas nowadays. Mr. Turtleton's Wild Ride / A Pirate's Life for B [2.06] [At Bessie's favorite family's house, she and Happy are making the other place feel ready for their own guest. They try to vacuum and dust, and make a cot feel ready. While putting a pillow into its case, Bessie notices the phone ringing and she answers it.] Bessie: Hotel Higgenbottom. Hey, Happy, that's not a hospital corner. [Happy grumbles and adjusts the fold of the sheet.] Millie: Hi, Bessie. Bessie: Oh, hi, Millie. My favorite staff is just about ready for Mr. Turtleton's arrival. Check-in time: now! [While they get there, Millie tries to hand Bessie Chester Turtleton's own things.] Millie: Chester can't sleep without his stuffed turtle, and here are those places for bugs for a treat if he's good. Bessie: Oh, the mini bar at Hotel Higgenbottom is fully stocked. We got cricket cookies, we got roach jerky, we got beetle burritos, we got mealworm pie. Wright, Haps? [Happy gives a thumbs up and eats one of the worms.] Millie: Okay. Well, I packed plenty of quarters today, so I'll call you and check on Chester because I can call you and check on Chester, and I'll call you and check on Chester because I care to call and check on Chester from tomorrow. Bessie: Not to worry, Mil, I did get much awesome stuff planned. He shan't be there to get homesick because he can't get homesick. He won't be there to get homesick because he doesn't know to get homesick. He'll be there to pay for that because he can pay for that. He'll be there to pay for that because he knows to pay for that. We're just gonna make sushi, go trying to parasail, trying to tour an active volcano, learn how to walk a tightrope, drive stick shift, brunch at Sausalito, and I think maybe we forgot ourselves to swim with some baby sharks. Public Enembee / Bang the Drum Timely [2.18] Mrs. Gibbons: Guilty. Just like I said. I hereby can try to sentence two of you to 600 minutes of community service, teaching fire safety nowadays. [bangs the gavel] External links 0917551 The Mighty B! Category:2000s American animated comedy TV shows Category:2010s American animated comedy TV shows Category:2000s Nickelodeon original series Category:2010s Nickelodeon original series Category:Traditionally animated TV shows Category:American children's animated comedy TV shows Category:Nicktoons Category:Animated TV shows about children