Shortpacked!

Shortpacked! is a webcomic written and drawn by David Willis. It is an autobiographical comic set in a toy store, using characters from some of the cartoonist's other comics, such as Roomies and It's Walky. Shortpacked! began in 2005 and updates five days a week. 2005 Ethan: Doesn't anybody care about what Megatron wants? 02/07/2005 Robin: Ya got more ponies than the Indy 500. 04/18/2005 Ethan: You know you've been on the computer too much when you wonder which cheap Photoshop filter was used to make the pretty clouds in the sky. 05/02/2005 Ethan: You're the reason why we have correctional facilities. 05/30/2005 Mike: There's a mugged leprechaun at the end of every rainbow. 07/22/2005 2006 Ethan: This is a coffee house. We pay extra to be hated. 02/02/2006 Faz: You are no doubt ansconding to your girlfriends to gossip about the exotic allure of my uncircumscized penis. Success? 02/22/2006 Galasso: Will no one flood my daughter with sperm? 06/27/2006 Robin: Can there be spankings? 08/10/2006 Ninja Rick: Do they not realize that to be truly ninja you must speak "-chan" after every other noun?? 08/31/2006 2007 Conquest: Why does my father believe I harbor some manner of pillow fetish? 02/22/2007 Ultra Car: What an insane world I live in, said the talking automobile. 07/13/2007 Robin: Dora the Explorer tastes like brain damage. 08/03/2007 Mike: They're all dressed the same and praying. I think they're a cult. Can I set them on fire? 11/14/2007 Amber: Do you have any idea how much paperwork there is if you kill Mike on the clock?! And I'm gonna have to fill it all out! 12/28/2007 2008 Ultra Car: It's repeatable, sloppy, it denigrates the other party, and it feels great. I wonder if this is what sex is like. 04/04/2008 Ethan: And I can't believe everyone's fancy makeovers happened while the gay guy was gone. 07/17/2008 Ethan: Every half hour I have to go back to my store and make sure Faz is wearing pants. 08/04/2008 Leslie: I think I prefer my evil to be unapologetic. 12/11/2008 Ethan: Enjoying our job is clearly forbidden in our handbook. 12/17/2008 2009 Ethan: Power Rangers is just one of those eternal things, like death, taxes, or The Simpsons. 03/13/2009 Robin: I totally just had one of those awesome eighties movie montages! 04/27/2009 Robin: I picked the wrong day to start drinking dish detergent. 06/03/2009 Ethan: Give me a moment so that I may appear conflicted. 07/14/2009 External Links Shortpacked! Shortpacked! Category: Webcomics