All That/Season 4

Mase [4.01] Father [Mitchell]: A-a-a-all right, n-n-now, Dwayne, n-n-n-now, you just get onto your bed, and I’m gonna tell ya a bedtime story before ya go…night-night…good night, all right? Dwayne [Frierson]: Nah, just tuck me in, and be on your way. Father: Well, a-a-all right, Daddy’ll just tuck ya in, tuck-tuck-tuck! Tuck-tuck-tuck-tuck… Dwayne: Ow! Father: Oh! What’s goin’ on, son? Dwayne: My tooth came out!(It did; he shows it to his father) Father: Whoo-oo! Boy, that’s a fine, fine tooth! Ah, you make your Daddy, make your Daddy proud! Oh, well, we j-just gonna put it behind the…f-fluff-pillow, a-a-a-and…(Dwayne smacks his father on the head) Thank ya, son. N-now, we just gonna…p-put it behind your fluff-pillow, and then…and the Tooth Fairy’ll bring you a…fine reward.(He sighs with relief) Dwayne: Man, do I look like some kinda chump? There’s no such thing as the Tooth Fairy! Father: All right, well, well…maybe you right. Well, I’m gonna go ahead and go to the bathroom, and your Mom’ll put prune juice in the…in the giblets…and I’m gonna…gonna go do my thing; all right, now; good night, Dwayne! (He turns off the light) Father: Oh!(He departs) Dwayne: Tooth Fairy. Yeah, right.(He scoffs, and goes to sleep; the Tooth Fairy, a man who is cross-dressed in pink attire, appears, and he opens Dwayne’s bedroom window) Tooth Fairy [Thompson]: Why couldn’t this kid live on the first floor? Thanks, Brutus! Thanks for the ride!(Brutus, his dog, barks offscreen; the fairy climbs through the window) Here we go…(He steps on Dwayne’s toy steam engine and throws it out of the window, frightening a cat, who shrieks offscreen) Tooth Fairy (to the cat): Shhhh! Alrighty. Let’s see what’s going on here…(He knocks down some of Dwayne’s shelves) Whoo! I’m gettin’ too old for this. (He approaches Dwayne) Okay. All right, Mr. Man, stay sleeping. I’m gonna use my little spell; here we go. All right, now, I’m just gonna get your little tooth here…(He reaches behind Dwayne's pillow) Here we go… (Dwayne lifts his hand in his sleep, and smacks him in the face) Tooth Fairy: Ow! You little… (Dwayne, awake now, screams in shock, then he grabs the fairy's wand and whacks him with it at least eight times) Dwayne: You picked the wrong house to rob! I’ll beat your punk head like a drum! Tooth Fairy: Now, wait just a minute, toughy-boy! I’m just a squirrel tryin’ to get a nut; you makin’ a big mistake. Dwayne: Look, Mister! You better drag yourself back out that window before I knock you silly… Tooth Fairy: Well, silly is as silly does; get it, silly from the…movie… Dwayne: What the heck is that supposed to mean?! Tooth Fairy: Do you know who I am? Dwayne: I’m callin’ the cops. Tooth Fairy: I just happen to be…the Tooth Fairy! Hello! Dwayne: The Tooth Fairy? I thought there was no such thing as the Tooth Fairy. Tooth Fairy: Well, you thought wrong, didn’t you, cowboy? Now, just take your quarter, gimme the tooth, and I’ll be on my fairy way.(The Tooth Fairy takes a quarter out of his bag and gives it to Dwayne) Dwayne (disgusted): A quarter? Tooth Fairy: Mm-hmm. Dwayne: What am I supposed to do with a quarter; buy myself a grape? Tooth Fairy: Now, just looky here, Mr. Feisty McNeisty! Some children are happy just to get a nickel! Dwayne: Yeah; stupid children. We’re talkin’ about my tooth here. My pain is worth a lot more than 25¢, ya mutated pink mosquito! Tooth Fairy: Mosquito?! Well… Dwayne: What else you got in that bag? Tooth Fairy: Nothin’. I don’t have nothin’… (Dwayne grabs the fairy's bag) Tooth Fairy (shrieks): That’s my sack you snatched, Mister! (Dwayne runs away from the fairy, who chases him) Come back here! Dwayne (looking in the bag): Oo-whee! You got a whole buncha quarters up in here! Tooth Fairy: Excuse me, but those quarters happen to belong to all the toothless children of the world, Mister! Dwayne: Well, now they belong to me. Now, get outta here, you crazy-lookin’ flyin’ kook! Tooth Fairy (to herself): No, he didn’t just call me no crazy-lookin’ flyin’ kook! I have never been so insulted in all my fairy years! Dwayne: Get used to it! Tooth Fairy: Look; why don’t you just give the Tooth Fairy back his quarter coins? C’mon. Dwayne: No! Tooth Fairy: All right! That does it up! You wanna keep those quarters? Fine. (He holds up a pair of pliers) Dwayne: Uh, hey; uh, what are those? Tooth Fairy: Pliers. Dwayne: Pliers? Tooth Fairy: Yeah. The Tooth Fairy’s gonna hafta get some more teeth. Dwayne: Hey, hey, hey; uh, maybe we can discuss this. Tooth Fairy: Oh, no; there ain’t gonna be no discussion; you ‘bout to believe in the Tooth Fairy… (Dwayne is chased around his room by the fairy again) [Rash has left Bacteria, and now Maggot and Spew are holding auditions for a new bass player.] Maggot: Excuse me; before we start, can you even play the bass? BWah [Tamberelli; only dialogue]: WAAAAAAAW! Busta Rhymes [4.02] Winter Wonders [Knowings]: Hi, people. I'm Winter Wonders, and this is the game show called "What Do You Do?", where our panel tries to figure out what some kid does. ('What Do You Do?' is a parody of the Nickelodeon game show 'Figure It Out', which is hosted by Summer Sanders) Winter: Now, let's meet our panel from Dullmont Junior High School...Principal Pimpell...Miss Fingerly...Coach Kreeton... Coach Kreeton: Dahhhhh! Winter: ...and...Kevin? You're not from Dull Junior High. Kevin Kopelow: I'm not wearing any pants. Coach Kreeton: Dah! Now, why does Coach Kreeton have to sit next to Kevin, huh? Oh, that's nasty! That's just nasty! What's Coach Kreeton gonna do?! What's Coach Kreeton gonna do?! OH, oh, oh, OH!! Winter: Okay, let's bring on our first contestant, Kalie Lipp. (Kalie [Bynes] comes out and sits in the contestant's chair) Kalie: Hi, Winter Wonders! Winter: Okay; now, remember, Kalie, if any of the panelists cannot guess what you do, you win Barbara's New Fresno Dream Hut! (A pink dollhouse with a purple jeep is shown) Kalie: Wow, I'd love to have that hut! Winter: Yeah; wouldn't ya just? Now, let's tell the audience at home what Kalie does. Announcer [to the viewers]: Kalie...licks lobsters. Winter: The first guess is...Principal Pimpell. Principal Pimpell: Principal William Baines Pimpell! Now, Kalie, as principal of Dullmont Junior High School, I'd like to ask you this question. Does what you do...have anything to do...with the nasty, bulbous pimple on m'forehead? Kalie: Uh...no. Miss Fingerly: My turn, my turn! Coach Kreeton: Ahhhh! Miss Fingerly: Kalie...does what you do have anything to do...with the nasty, bulbous pimple on Principal Pimpell's forehead? Kalie: I said, "No". Principal Pimpell: Now, Miss Fingerly, if you had listened...you would know that I had already posed...that question, prior to what you were saying. Miss Fingerly [repeatedly pressing his pimple]: Why won't that pop? Winter: Coach Kreeton, your guess. Coach Kreeton: Oh, yeah! All right, now, let me get this straight...if, uh, Coach Kreeton guesses what Kalie-Kalie does, then little Kalie-Kalie doesn't get the pink, pretty dollhouse! Winter: That's right! Coach Kreeton: Hehe...hehe...hehe...goo-oo-ood. All right, now, Kalie! Do whatcha do...have anything to do...with my sad, miserable life?! Kalie: Uh, no. Winter: Your guess, Kevin. Coach Kreeton: No! No! Let me go again! Let me go again! I'll do it! (Grabs Kevin by the head) Kevin: I pass to Coach Kreeton. Coach Kreeton: Goo-oo-ood...(Lets go of Kevin) Now, Kalie...do you...lick lobsters? (Bell dings) Winter: Correct! Coach Kreeton: Oh, yeah! [to Kalie]: How does it feel, to be a loser, like Coach Kreeton?! Me a loser; now, you a loser! Ha-ha-ha!Kalie [to Winter, sadly]: But I wanted to win Barbara's Fresno Dream Hut.Winter [cheerfully]: Sorry! (A wrecking ball destroys the dollhouse)Coach Kreeton: Whoa! No more dolly hut! No more dolly hut! ** Tommy Davidson/Robyn [4.03] Randy's grandfather [guest star Tommy Davidson, after Randy has run up his chocolate bill too high]: You bought 7,000 chocolate bars, 6½ pounds of chocolate chunkies, 95 gallons of chocolate syrup, a chocolate dip-a-dee-doo-dah, and some chocolate chimichanga-choo-choo-changos; I don't even know what those are. Alisa Reyes & Tricia Dickson/Wyclef Jean [4.04] Leroy: "Hey; my name's Leroy."Fuzz [a blue puppet, voiced by Kevin Carlson]: "And my name is Fuzz!" [He laughs.]Fuzz: "How ya doin', Leroy?"Leroy: "Anyway, today we're here to talk about somethin' that irritates me. I'm talkin' about vegetables."Fuzz: "Leroy, did I just hear you say you don't like vegetables?"Leroy: "You wanna make somethin' of it?"Fuzz: "Well, gee; no...sorry."Leroy: "I know. Now, like I was sayin', before I was so rudely interrupted by the big-mouthed puppet..." [He casts a sideways glance at Fuzz.]Leroy: "...vegetables are nasty."Fuzz: "But, Leroy, vegetables are good for you. They're full of vitamins and happiness!" [He laughs.] Fuzz: "And they taste great, too!" Dru Hill [4.05] Mary J. Blige [4.06] Narrator: The regularly-scheduled comedy segment you really want to see is not going to be shown. Instead, All That and Dudco Enterprises bring you the following paid advertisement...Announcer: Dudco Enterprises is proud to introduce to you former fitness expert...Toby Braun! (Toby runs out onto the stage)Toby [Server]: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Are ya feelin' it? Are ya feelin' it! Yes! Yes! Woo-oo-hoo! I'm ready! How are you? I am Toby Braun, and I am a former fitness expert, and today, I'm gonna show you something that's gonna revolutionize the way you feel about exercise, the way you feel about yourself, and it's gonna be really, really, really, really exciting; YEAH! OKA-A-AY! Okay; now, Toby Braun, doesn't like to waste a lot of time, so now, let's take a look, at this new, high-tech, innovative, revolutionary piece of fitness equipment; are you ready? YE-E-EAH! I give you...The Board! YE-E-EAH! Okay! Now, forget that bicycle...forget that treadmill...forget that thing I was tryin' to sell ya last week! The Board, is the only piece of fitness equipment, you and your loved ones will ever need! (He checks his pulse)Toby: Okay, now, and to help me, I'm gonna bring out my new, lovely, chemically-enhanced assistant...HELGA! (Helga appears on the stage)Toby: Hey, Helga! Are ya excited?Helga [Knowings]: Very excited, Toby; I love...The Board.Toby: Great! So, show 'em how it works!Helga: Okay, uh, Toby, let's--let's start out with some sit-ups.Toby: Excellent! Lie down, woman, go! Go-go-go-go-go! (Helga starts doing sit-ups using The Board)Toby: Okay, now...see how Helga's using The Board...to do...her sit-ups? YA CAN'T DO SIT-UPS LIKE THAT WITHOUT THE BOARD! You see, she's isolating...the abdominal muscles. Now, she's isolating it...isolating it...okay. Now, try push-ups.Helga: All right. (She starts doing push-ups using The Board)Toby: Ya see those? Ya see those? Those aren't regular push-ups; those are push-ups with The Board! YEAH! YE-E-EAH! It even works for running in place. Let's show 'em. (He hands her The Board, and they both run in place) Check the pulse...irregular; good! Now! Let's go! Now, you probably people...you people at home are probably wondering how we invented The Board. We invented The Board using the help of our chief scientist! LET'S TAKE A LOOK!Chief scientist [Tamberelli]: I helped invent The Board...so buy it.Toby: Now...we have something very special for you. We have some testimonials...of people...who have used The Board... [to Helga, as she is putting her right arm on his shoulders]: DON'T TOUCH ME! Harold [Bynes]: I used to be an unemployed, out-of-shape, 400-pound man named Harold. Now look at me! The Board changed my life. Antoine [Thompson]: I used to just sit around, and do nothin'...before I got The Board...and, now I have it. What it is. Lump Maroon [Mitchell]: Jupiter! Harold: Thank you, The Board! Lump Maroon: Jupiter! Toby: Okay, for those of you who aren't convinced about The Board, we're gonna show ya in a second, how easy it is to use The Board, right here! But first, I gotta show ya, without The Board, I couldn't do this... (Toby hoists Helga over his right shoulder and screams) Toby: FLEX, FLEX, FLEX! Yeah! Okay, now, we're gonna show ya how easy it is. Go get a studio volunteer from our audience. Helga: All right. (Helga brings a boy named Derek onto the stage) Toby: Hey! What's your name? Derek [Frierson]: Um, Derek, and I'm leavin'. Toby: No, Derek, ya can't go yet. Not until you see how easy it is, TO USE THE BOARD! Derek: Look, man, that's just a dumb ol' piece of wood; why are you tryin' to rip everybody off? Helga: You think we're tryin'... Toby: Rippin'...Toby Braun rippin' people...Derek, I just don't think ya understand...the POWER...OF THE BOARD! Derek: I think I understand the power of The Board. Observe. (He hits Toby in the head with The Board) Toby: Oh! That didn't hurt! (Toby faints) Derek: So, Helga, what are you doin' for dinner tonight? Helga: Uh...nothin'. Derek: So then, why don't ya come on with Derek, and let me show ya a good time. Helga: Okay. Derek: You like seafood? Immature [4.07] Spice Girls [4.08] Lori Beth Denberg: Eenie, meenie, miney, moe. Who's this guy Moe, and why is he so eenie, meenie, and miney? It is better to have loved and lost...than to have your face licked by circus clowns. If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning. If I had an arm growing out of my head, I'd be Armhead McGhee, private detective. It's a weird thing to sit in a pot of boiling water, and then shout, "Hey, everybody! Come have a bowl of chicken noodle me"! Missy Elliott [4.09] [Server is running on an unstoppable treadmill.] Bynes: Help! Help! I need help! Tamberelli: What's wrong? Bynes: I need help. Tamberelli: Well, I'm right here. [long pause] Bynes: Kenan! Kel! I NEED SOME HELP!! [Thompson and Mitchell enter] Thompson: What's wrong? Was Danny bothering you? Mitchell: Because we'll take care of him. Bynes: No. It's Josh. He's stuck on the treadmill, and we can't make it stop! Lori Beth Denberg: If your face looks like a fig, and it's your birthday...then happy birthday, fig face! [The audience laughs] Thank you. (Superdude has just entered a Western saloon) Other character [Tamberelli]: It's a Martian! Bartender [Zack McLemore]: It's a fancy cowboy! Other character [Server]: It's Kenan! Sweaty woman [Denberg]: No; it's Superdude! Superdude [Thompson]: That's correct...sweaty woman! I'm Superdude...the teenage superhero with powers that can make a horse giggle! Usher [4.10] Fuzz: [singing] "Mi-mi-mi...oh, I like to scrub in the tub, 'cause I can play in the bubbles, and wash away my troubles; oh, bath-time sure is fun!" Dr. Bynes (a filthy dentist, played by Server, about to treat Lester Oaks, Construction Worker): Hi, I'm your dentist, Dr. Bynes; you must be...Mrs. Johnson! Lester Oaks, Construction Worker: No, no; I am no Mrs.. You see, the name is, Lester Oaks, Construction Worker. (later) Lester Oaks, Construction Worker (noticing the dirt all over Dr. Bynes's hands): What is all the dirt-mud about? Dr. Bynes: Oh; well, I was just outside, burying some...thing... Kirk Franklin & God's Property [4.11] [There has been a long argument over which Cloudy Knight singer should be top-billed.] C.J.: "Have y'all caught the midnight train to Georgia? Now, I'm the cutest, and I got the biggest afro, so we will continue to be called...'C.J. and the Cloudy Knights.'" Detective Dan: "Hello, Pizza Shack? I'd like a large pepperoni pizza with no pepperonis. I'm Detective Dan". Backstreet Boys [4.12] (All Thats rendition of CBS's I Love Lucy [©1951-1957]: I "Luv" Lucy)Ricky Ricardo [guest star Victor Cohn-Lopez]: Lucy, I'm home! Lucy Ricardo [Bynes]: Ricky! Ricky [disappointed]: Lucy, you bought that new hat! Lucy: Yes; doesn't it look smart? Ricky: If I told you once, I told you a thousand times; no more new hats! Lucy: But, Ricky...I saw it in the window at Gimble's and I just had to have it. Ricky: Lucy, we simply cannot afford it. Now, you just have to take it back. Lucy: But, Ricky... Ricky: Take it back. Lucy: No. I won't do it. Ricky: Fine. I'll do it.(He takes the hat off of her head, and she starts crying; somebody knocks at the door, and Ricky opens it) Lucy, look. It's Fred and Ethel Mertz, our wacky next-door neighbors.(They come in; Lucy continues crying)Fred Mertz [Thompson]: Ah, for corn's sakes, what's the matter with Lucy now? Ricky: Aw, she's all mad 'cause I won't let her have this new hat. Lucy: Ethel, I bet Fred would let you buy a new hat. Ethel Mertz [Denberg]: Are you kidding? It's been 10 years since Fred let me buy new underwear. Lucy: Well, I guess if I can't have a new hat, then I'll have to put this trophy on my head.(She does so; the trophy completely covers her head)Ricky: Lucy! Take the trophy off your head! Lucy: Oh, all right.(She tries to take off the trophy; it's stuck) It's stuck! Ricky: Oh, no! Ethel: Hang on, honey. We'll help you. Ricky: All right. I'll grab her; you two pull.(Ricky holds Lucy, Ethel grabs the trophy, and Fred grabs Ethel)Ricky: One...two...three...(The Mertzes get the trophy unstuck from Lucy's head; Lucy continues crying)Ethel: Aw, c'mon, honey. Let's go down to my apartment and bake something.(She and Lucy leave)Ricky: Women...ai, yai-yai, yai-yai... Fred: Yep. Women. Can't live with 'em...can't stand 'em.(Ricky laughs; the phone rings, and he answers it)Ricky: Hello? What; that's wonderful!(He hangs up) Fred, I have wonderful news! Fred: Ethel fell down the stairs? Ricky [laughs]: No; that was my agent! There's a big Hollywood movie producer, and he wants me to be in his new picture! He's on his way right now! Fred: A big Hollywood movie producer comin' here to see you! Holy Toledo. Ricky: He'll be here any minute; uh, I'd better go get ready!(He departs)Fred: I'll help you with your pants! Ricky [offscreen]: Wonderful!(Fred goes to help Ricky; the doorbell rings, and the producer enters)Producer [guest star Hugh Aodh O'Brien]: Ricky...it's me, the big Hollywood movie producer! Ricky [offscreen]: Be right down! Have a seat! Producer: 'Kay.(The producer sits down on the couch, and Lucy and Ethel return)Lucy: Ethel! Look! Ethel: There's a strange man on your couch! Lucy: He must be a burglar!(They nod in agreement; they creep up behind him, and Lucy grabs a glass pitcher and Ethel grabs a glass bowl; they smash these on the producer's head)Lucy: Put a bucket on his head! Ethel: Right!(She does so)Lucy: Spin him...I'll get my saxophone!(Lucy grabs her saxophone and plays)Lucy: Grab him!(She and Ethel throw the producer into the kitchen)Ethel: Good job, girl! Lucy: C'mon!(They enter the kitchen)Lucy: I'll get my frying pan! Ethel: I'll get the turkey!(Ethel hits the producer with the turkey; Lucy hits him with the frying pan; Ethel kicks him in his right shin; Lucy prepares to punch him) Give it to him, Lucy!(Lucy punches him out of the window)Ethel: Nice punch. Lucy: Thanks, girl. Let's go tell the boys.(They enter the living room, as do Ricky and Fred)Ricky: Where's the Hollywood movie producer? Lucy and Ethel [in unison]: Hollywood movie producer?!Ricky: Lucy...you got some 'splainin' to do! (Lucy groans in disgust) (An alien named Crouton [Tamberelli] is attacking the U. S. S. Spaceship; he has the power to telepathically control the ship and its crew.)Crouton: "Now, surrender your ship."Captain Tantrum [Bynes]: "NEVER!"Crouton: "Then I will make you do more unpleasant things!"Singo [Mitchell]: [singing] "Things aren't good...things are bad...Singo's feeling very sad..."Crouton [groaning]: "Stop it!"Captain Tantrum: "Did you see that? Singo! Sing something else!"Singo: [singing] "Okay, Captain, have no fear; just tell me what you wanna hear!"Crouton [groaning]: "Stop the singing; it's killing me!"Officer Canker [Server]: "Wait a minute. Whenever Singo sings...it harms Crouton!" Boyz II Men [4.13] Miss Fingerly [Denberg]: All right, class. Today, we will be discussing popular music. Now, who can tell me the name of the very first CD ever released by Boyz II Men? (Harpo raises his hand.)Miss Fingerly: All right, um...Harpo?Harpo [Thompson]: Oh, yes! Okay, all right, the very first CD by Boyz II Men was called "II".Balthazar [Mitchell]: Noooo...it's "Cooleyhighharmony".Harpo: No! You're wrong, man! It was called "II"!Balthazar: "Cooleyhighharmony"!Harpo: "II"!Balthazar: "Cooleyhighharmony"!Harpo: "II"!Balthazar: Oh! "Cooleyhighharmony"!Harpo: Oh! I hate you!Balthazar: You make me sad!Harpo: Okay; fine, Balthazar! Okay; so, like, you think that Boyz II Men's first CD was called "Cooleyhighharmony". But I know who can settle this, man. (Harpo goes to the door and opens it.)Harpo: Chuh-guh! (The members of the musical guest, Boyz II Men--Nathan Morris, Michael McCary, Wanya Morris, and Marc Nelson--enter the classroom.)Harpo: Hey! Boyz II Men! Okay, men, Balthazar there says that your first CD was entitled "Cooleyhighharmony", but I think that it was called "II". So, who's right?Marc Nelson: Well, Harpo, I hate to tell you this, but, um, Balthazar is right. Wanya Morris: Yeah. Our first CD was called "Cooleyhighharmony"; the second one was entitled "II".Nathan Morris: Yeah, I mean, if you think about it, you know, like, "II"..."II", the second...second album. Harpo: I feel so foolish. (Peter [Mitchell] and Flem [Server] are performing the actions as narrated]Announcer: "Peter sharpens pencils the old-fashioned way. Flem sharpens pencils in different parts of his body."Announcer: "Peter exercises every day. He runs over five miles. Flem runs from the police."Announcer: "After dinner, Peter enjoys a fresh piece of fruit for dessert, like an apple. Flem eats a bag of sugar."Announcer: "Peter makes excuses to go to the restroom. Flem's going to the restroom right now." [Flem is not in his restroom.] Announcer: "Peter turns off his TV set using a remote control. Flem uses a brick."Announcer: "Peter always brushes his teeth before going to bed. Flem brushes his hobo." (The hobo is played by guest star Heath Seifert)Announcer: "Peter likes to grow nice plants and flowers. Flem grows things under his arms."Announcer: "Peter likes to read. Flem can't."Announcer: "Every day after school, Peter walks his dog, Fido. Flem walks his grandmother."Announcer: "After doing his homework, Peter relaxes by watching public television. Flem watches underwear."Announcer: "Peter spends his free time reading books and building model airplanes. Flem plays with raw bacon." Destiny's Child [4.14] Miss Piddlin [Thompson]: "I see you had my Julio bring in your carrots."Miss Toodle [Miss Piddlin's lunch lady rival]: "Uh-huh, 'cause ya know, children love them some carrots, more than anything." (Principal Pimpell has called a meeting with Miss Fingerly [Denberg], Tandy Spork, Mr. Treble [Zack McLemore], Coach Kreeton, and Janitor Gaseous [Tamberelli], to find someone to fill in as principal of Dullmont Jr. High School for him while he is away, having his pimple removed.)Coach Kreeton: "Oh, yeah; celebrate! Celebrate! It's about time ya popped that pimple! Oh, every time I look at it, it makes me think of the Moon! Oh, I'm so happy! The only thing worser than that ol' crazy-lookin' pimple...is my sad...miserable life." LL Cool J [4.15] Jermaine Dupri/Da Brat [4.16] Salt-N-Pepa [4.17] K-Ci & JoJo [4.18] Kobe Bryant/Ice Cube [4.19] Fuzz: "Kids gotta have a bedtime, so they get plenty of sleep! Sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep--"Leroy: "You on some kinda medical problem?!"Fuzz: "Yes."Leroy: "It figures." (The U. S. S. Spaceship is under attack by an alien named Velcro, who is made of what his name indicates.)Captain Tantrum: "Who are you?"Velcro [guest star Kevin Carlson]: "I...am Velcro. And I am angry." (He removes his neutral mouth and replaces it with his angry mouth.)Velcro: "See?"Captain Tantrum: "All right, VELCRO! Why have you attacked us?!"Velcro: "I have issues!"Captain Tantrum: "Okay. But...will you please not attack us again?"Lt. Fondue [Knowings]: "Oh, sure! You're all polite to him..."Jessica: [singsong] "We caught a Kobe..." [She and Gina, on their "What-Everrr!" segment, have trapped guest star Kobe Bryant {1978-2020} in a cage; he was a shooting guard for the Los Angeles Lakers, and he was 20 when he appeared on this sketch] The Lox [4.20] Toby Braun: We have paid people to tell you how great The Brute really is!Other character [Knowings]: I used to be Bruteless; now, I have The Brute. [The Brute knocks her out]Other character [Tamberelli]: Thanks to The Brute, I no longer have to pay for haircuts. [The Brute tears out some of Tamberelli's hair]Lester Oaks, Construction Worker: Hi. My name's Lester Oaks, Construction Worker, and I never had a date before I met The Brute. [The Brute, dressed as a woman, appears, and screams in disgust] Pardon me, The Brute! [Lester tries to hug him, but The Brute backs away]Other character [Bynes]: This is me before The Brute. [now looking beaten-up, with a black eye, a neck brace, her right arm in a sling, her hair disheveled, and her clothing in tatters]: This is me after The Brute. Thank you, The Brute. [The Brute screams at her] Sugar Ray [4.21]