This Means War (film)

This Means War is a 2012 romantic comedy spy film about two top CIA agents and best friends who accidentally fall for the same woman and use their spy skills to sabotage each other. Directed by McG. Written by Timothy Dowling and Simon Kinberg. Dialogue Katie: So, what brings you to Hong Kong? Business or pleasure? FDR Foster: Pleasure. Tuck: Business. FDR Foster: A little of both. Katie: What kind of business? FDR Foster: I am a cruise ship captain of a very large vessel. My small friend here is a kick-ass travel agent. Katie: Permission to come aboard, captain? Lauren: Ugh! It was the most humiliating moment ever. Trish: Well, because you have to come up with, like, better excuses. You should've been, "I have a fiancé too. But he's getting a penile reduction this afternoon because his penis is so big every time it lands like a poltergeist." Trish: Don't choose the better guy. Choose the guy that's gonna make you the better girl. FDR Foster: I missed you. Tuck: I know. I've missed you too. FDR Foster: I love you, man. Tuck: Love you, too. FDR Foster: We're back. Lauren: Oh, my God. I'm Yoko. Cast Chris Pine as Franklin "FDR" Foster Tom Hardy as Tuck Hansen Reese Witherspoon as Lauren Scott Warren Christie as Steve Til Schweiger as Karl Heinrich Chelsea Handler as Trish John Paul Ruttan as Joe Abigail Spencer as Katie Angela Bassett as Collins Rosemary Harris as Nana Foster Jenny Slate as Emily Michael Papajohn as German Goon Rebel Wilson as actress playing Tuck's sister (extended) David Koechner as actor playing Tuck's father (extended) External links Category:2012 English-language films Category:2012 American films Category:Action films Category:Romantic comedy films Category:Spy films Category:Films about the Central Intelligence Agency Category:Films set in Los Angeles Category:Films set in Hong Kong Category:Films directed by McG