Scenes from a Mall

2018-08-27 Scenes from a Mall is a 1991 satirical film directed by Paul Mazursky with a screenplay by Roger L. Simon and Mazursky, starring Bette Midler and Woody Allen. Woody Allen's character, Nick, is married to author Deborah, played by Midler. After years of a happy marriage, Nick reveals to her he's had an affair. Deborah is shocked and requests a divorce, but later admits she herself has been unfaithful. On their 16th wedding anniversary, Deborah and Nick decided to work out all their differences ...in public. (taglines) Dialogue [looking for his car in the mall parking garage] Nick: Christ! where's my fucking Saab?! [after though negotiations with a tennis prodigy's mother] Nick: I think Mrs. Jong is Jewish. [on mimes] Nick: These guys are worse than Hare Krishnas! [Deborah wants to give Nick his Christmas present] Deborah: I have something to get you out your midlife crisis. Nick: Than can only mean a full-body vibrator! Nick: How many 16th anniversaries does a person have in a lifetime? One... maybe two. [Nick and the mime hang up the phone at the same time; the mime holds out his hand] Nick: [annoyed] Fuck off. [Nick's given Deborah a family photo with an antique frame] Nick: I had to have it engraved, because I could never remember your name. [on an affair Nick had] Nick: I liked her. I loved the sex. Deborah: [scornful] Oh. So, you LOVE me, but you only LIKE the sex. Nick: Well, now I feel like the scumbag of all time. Deborah: You are. Nick: I don't know how our marriage lasted. Deborah: Mutual death wish. Nick: Your constast interrupting of me... Deborah: Please! In sixteen years, I've never finished a sequence. Deborah: No alimony, no special stipends, just plain child support - a LOT of it. Deborah: How about those two beautiful creatures? Think you can handle them? Nick: Handle them? I can salivate over them. Deborah: I betrayed you? You betrayed me! What about your seven month adventure with a girl named Ed? Nick: You look like my Aunt Minna in that dress! Deborah: Do you really hate this dress? Nick: What I really hate is this jacket, this white jacket. I look like a Brazilian gigolo. Nick: Eleven hundred bucks for Sushi already. That's a lot of dead fish. Taglines On their 16th wedding anniversary, Deborah and Nick decided to work out all their differences ...in public. A hilarious adventure in marriage, infidelity and bargain shopping! Cast Bette Midler – Deborah Fifer Woody Allen – Nick Fifer Bill Irwin – Mime Daren Firestone – Sam Rebecca Nickels – Jennifer Paul Mazursky – Doctor Hans Clava Marc Shaiman – Pianist Joan Delaney – Woman interviewer Fabio Lanzoni – Handsome Man Dealin LaValley – Waiter External links 0102849 Scenes from a Mall Category:1991 films Category:1990s American films Category:Comedy films Category:Satire films Category:Films directed by Paul Mazursky