Justin Heazlewood

thumb|upright|Justin Heazlewood in 2006 Justin Heazlewood (born June 12, 1980) is an Australian writer, humourist and musician. Quotes Everyone's got the same insecurities as youEveryone's got the same insecurities as youBelieve me it is trueYou are not aloneThere's no need to feel blueEveryone's got the same insecurities as youBelieve me it is trueDo not be afraidTo show people the real you. In Bed with my Doona (2005). At one point we got some German sausages for dinner, and my girl Anna was working the communal tomato sauce pump and she whacked it and it all squirted over my pants, and suddenly there was silence, and I realised that Muse had stopped playing, and the entire 20 odd thousand punters were looking at me, and suddenly I just threw my hands up and said ‘anyone for sauce?’ and everyone just burst into laughter and suddenly Peaches was there and she said ‘you’re alright kid’ and we high fived and then I crowd surfed all the way onto stage and Muse let me play the guitar solo for one of their songs and even though I’d never heard it I just winged it and it was awesome. online Laptopping, Bedroom Philosopher (February 20, 2007). External links Myspace Page Facebook Page The Bedroom Philosopher official site Category:1980 births Category:Living people Category:Actors from Australia Category:Comedians from Australia Category:Humorists Category:Guitarists from Australia Category:Singer-songwriters from Australia Category:Journalists from Australia Category:People from Tasmania