The Neighborhood (TV series)

The Neighborhood (2018–2026) is an American television sitcom that aired on CBS. Season 1 Pilot [1.01] [first lines] Calvin Butler: Hey Grover, we're almost there. Check out our new neighborhood. Welcome to the Repipe [1.02] Calvin Butler: There's no such thins as a good plumber. I mean, for real. Tina Butler: Judging from the smile on his face, he liked it. Gemma Johnson: OK, look at this place. I'm so sick of living in all this mess. Tina Butler: Oh don't worry, they'll fix the pipe, you'll unpack, and before you know it you'll be enjoying your beautiful home. Season 2 Welcome to the Bully [2.02] Calvin: Hey, Dave. Dave: Hey, Calvin. I didn't see you there. Calvin: Hey, so I, uh heard Grover got into a fight at school yesterday. Dave: Yeah, apparently, this kid Justin has been bullying him. Pushing him, making fun of his clothes, which make no sense, because I spent a lot of time picking them out. Calvin: Oh, wow. That's... that's rough, man. So, where are you taking him to celebrate? Dave: What? Celebrate? Calvin: Yeah, he's one and oh! That's how Tyson got started. The kid's lucky he didn't bite his ear off. Gemma: Oh, my God, what happened? Dave: Justin's dad got a little heated, and he punched me. Gemma: What? Are you okay? Dave: Yeah, I'm -I'm fine. Gemma: I can't believe he beat you up. Grover: No, Mom he didn't! Dad totally kick his butt! It was awesome! Gemma: Is that true? Dave: It wasn't what I wanted. But it was pretty awesome. Season 3 Welcome to the Movement [3.01] Gemma: Oh, my god. Welcome to the Rooster [3.04] Rooster: Cock-a-doodle-doo. Welcome to the Turnaround [3.06] Gemma: Hey, sis. Brittany: If you're here because something is missing from your house, it wasn't me this time. I stole the bracelet from you years ago. So what do you want? Gemma: I came to apologize. I said some pretty terrible things to you that I wish I could take back. But you gonna understand, I was really embarrassed. Brittany: Well, I'm sorry I embarrass you. What do I need to do to get your approval? Be a doctor? A lawyer? Just tell me, because I know a guy, and I can get a license tomorrow. Gemma: You don't need my approval. Brittany: I know I don't need it. But it doesn't mean I don't want it. Gemma you're my big sister. I look up to you. Gemma: I'm sorry. Instead of supporting you, I got caught up in my own feelings when I should've been thinking about yours. Brittany: It's okay. Gemma: No, it isn't. You doing it something with you life, and you're really good at it. And I am really proud to be your big sister. Brittany: You really mean it? Gemma: Absolutely. And if I ever say anything that makes you feel any different, just slap one of your leather muzzles on me. Brittany: Thanks, Gem, that mean the world. [Brittany hugs Gemma.] Brittany: And I'm really sorry I made you look bad in front of all those people from work. Gemma: Actually, you didn't. Brittany: What is this? Gemma: A list of orders. Turns out I work with a bunch of freaks. Season 4 Welcome to the Family [4.01] Gemma: Oh! He's African American! Welcome to the Ring [4.22] Tina: That ain't happening. Calvin: Oh. Season 5 Welcome to the Future [5.18] Marty: Okay. Welcome to the Opening Night [5.22] Calvin: Wait. Season 7 Welcome to the Neighborhood, Daphne [7.01] Dave: The Wiggles. Grover: Nada. Tina: Welcome to the neighborhood, Daphne. Welcome to the Wicked Stepmother [7.07] Calvin: What's that beeping noise? Gemma: It's an alert. It says "Take pills". Tina: Wait. Daddy, you have pills that you're supposed to take? Dave: That's a skittle. Bienvenidos a Nosotros [7.08] Calvin: Bienvenidos a Nosotros, Dave. Dave: Bienvenidos a Nosotros, Calvin. Welcome to Not Being In It [7.13] Courtney: Good morning, Miss Tina. Tina: Hey. Courtney: I'm just here to get Daphne's toys from last night. Tina: Okay. Courtney: Beautiful day, huh? Tina: It's 50 degrees in overcast. That's earthquake weather. Welcome to Pomp and Circumstance [7.19] Welcome to Venice [7.20] Season 8 Welcome to Secrets and Santa [8.08] Dave: Just not the Christmas season until Tina puts out her black Santas. Calvin: You mean Santas, right? Dave: Isn't that what I said? Calvin: Kind of. Hey Malcolm, let me use your phone before your Mom gets back. Cast Cedric the Entertainer - Calvin Butler Max Greenfield - Dave Johnson Tichina Arnold - Tina Butler Beth Behrs - Gemma Johnson Sheaun McKinney - Malcolm Butler Marcel Spears - Marty Butler Hank Greenspan - Grover Johnson Skye Townsend - Courtney (seasons 7–present) External links 7942794 The Neighborhood The Neighborhood (TV series) Category:2010s American multi-camera sitcoms Category:2020s American multi-camera sitcoms Category:2010s American black sitcoms Category:2020s American black sitcoms Category:TV shows about families Category:Television series on DVD Category:CBS sitcoms Category:Cancelled shows Category:The Neighborhood (TV series) Category:TV shows set in California