Home and Away

2016-03-16 Home and Away (1988–present), Australian soap opera. Alf Stewart [depressed after Ailsa's death] I don't care if the flamin' diner sinks to the bottom of the sea. [trying to put together a chair with a then-alcoholic Irene] [shouting] You couldn't read instructions if they were written a mile high in whiskey bottles, and that's saying something! [to a saxaphone player] Oi! Cut that out immediately [Donald Fisher has the wrong Olympic torch] Don, Stop! It's the wrong flamin' flame! He's as crooked as a dog's hind leg! [after arguing with Travis] Go, You left-wing Greenie Yahoo! Stone the flamin' crows! Colleen Smart [about the now-homeless Jesse] You know what they say - he's made his bed, and now he'll have to lay under it... or under a bridge! That's what they say about those hobos, isn't it? [To Australian Idol finalist Paulini] I voted for you, Paulini, and so did Lancey! You're not a loser to us! What if their plane's hijinked? You'll never forgive yourself! [about retirement homes] I couldn't bear to spend my last days surrounded by boiled cabbage and incompetence pads! [When she says hello] Yo-hoo, only me. Morag Bellingham (After being asked to have a drink by Josh West) No thank you I only drink with friends. [After Colleen yells interruptions in the courtroom]Bailiff throw that stupid woman out of my courtroom. External links tt0094481 Home and Away Category:Current shows Category:Seven Network shows Category:Soap operas Category:Australian TV shows Category:TV shows set in Australia