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Denis Norden
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Denis Mostyn Norden, CBE (6 February 1922 - 19 September 2018) was an English comedy writer and television presenter.
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You can't have your Kayak and heat it
He had the kind of handshake that ought never to be used except as a tourniquet.
What is a harp but an over-sized cheese-slicer with cultural pretensions?
Quoted in My Music by Steve Race
A counter tenor is anyone who can count to ten.
Smetana certainly knew which side his bride was bartered.
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