Postal 2

Postal 2 (stylized as POSTAL2) is a black comedy first-person shooter video game by Running With Scissors, and it is the sequel to the 1997 game Postal. Postal 2 Postal Dude: I regret nothing! Postal Dude: Whoever designed this town was on serious crack. Postal Dude: I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first. Postal Dude: Here I was, minding my own business, just enjoying my Second Amendment rights, and you people have to freak out on me! Postal Dude: Guns don’t kill people. I do. Postal Dude: Hey, I'm just trying to exercise my Second Amendment rights here, ya fuckin' Communist! Postal Dude: The gene pool is stagnant, and I am the minister of chlorine. Postal Dude: Please don't think I'm a bigot, I kill races equally... Postal Dude: You probably thought you weren't gonna die today? Surprise! Postal Dude: I know what you're thinking, but the funny thing is, I don't even LIKE videogames... Postal Dude: Today's the first day of the end of your lives. Postal Dude: Did somebody slaughter a goat in here? No, seriously, I wanna know. (After entering "Lucky Ganesh All-American grocery store") Habib: Infidel! I crash a plane into your mother! Habib: Your mother is a goat that my father services! Habib: Thank you for Unclean visit! Now GET OUT! And come again, please. Anti-book protestor: Save a tree! Burn a book! Parent for Decency: Games are bad! They make you mad! Krotchy: Krotchy ain't got no cojones. Krotchy IS cojones, bitch! Postal Dude: Ahh, that's the ticket. (When urinating)' Postal Dude: Now the flowers will grow. (When urinating)' Priest: Have you dropped an offering in the box? (Postal Dude: "Yes") Then you are forgiven, my son. Next! Gary Coleman: If I see you selling this on ebay, I will come to your house and kick your narrow ass! Anti-game Protestor: Games are bad, they make you mad! Postal 2: Apocalypse Weekend Vegetarian: Somebody call Pamela Anderson! Phraud Hogslop: Hey! That's my Gold Master that I don't have. Give it back! SECURITY! Zombified Mike J: I am Mike J, Kosher Mad Cow Zombie, God of Hellfire! All bow down, and worship my asscock! Postal Dude: Some designer has lost his tiny mind. Zombified Mike J: Your ass ain't gonna believe what your eyes are tellin' it! Zombified Mike J: Ass fuck shit poo balls! Zombified Mike J: Scrotum fuck gonhorrea cock beans face! Zombified Mike J: Slob on my ass cock fuck bitch! Zombified Mike J: Rat scum cancer fuck! Zombified Mike J: Bend over and catch! Vince Desi: Look the quality of this video, and you want me money? Postal 2: Share the Pain Vince Desi: There's a position under my desk for your sister. Postal 2: Eternal Damnation Postal 2: Paradise Lost Tag Lines Ever have one of those days? External links Postal 2 Category:2003 video games