Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (season 1)

The following is a list of quotes from the first season of the 1969 series, Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!. What a Night for a Knight [1.1] A Clue for Scooby-Doo [1.2] Shaggy: I can already taste those chocolate-covered hot dogs. Velma: Yuck! His stomach must be made of scrap iron. Shaggy: Can I help it if my first toy was a garbage disposal? Fred: We're going back to find out what it was. Shaggy: Swell. I'll wait here and when you find out, send me a telegram. Daphne: How did Scooby do that? Fred: I guess that's another mystery. Hassle in the Castle [1.3] Daphne: [after falling through a trapdoor] Let me out of here! Let me out of here! [the trapdoor chute opens up releasing her] Daphne: [rubbing her side] Wow! I wonder how I get out of this creepy inter-sanctum. Well, my intuition tells me...that way. [the phantom's hand then tries to grab her but misses] Velma: There's a very logical explanation for all this. Shaggy: Quick, tell me. Velma: The place is haunted. Daphne: You sure picked a spooky day to go boating, Freddie. Fred: Well, it didn't start out that way. What could've happened? Velma: It's very simple. When the barometric pressure dropped and the warm offshore air came in contact with an inland cold front, we ran into some unnavigable nucleation. Fred: You're right, Velma. Whatever you said. Velma: I said we're lost in the fog. Shaggy: You buzzed? [After Scooby screeches to stop in the sand sending sand at the gang] Fred: Hey! If you wanna play in the sand, Scooby, leave us out of it, huh? Shaggy: I'm so scared. I wish I had a ham sandwich to calm my nerves. [a ham sandwich floats down out of nowhere] Shaggy: Well, what do you know? A ham sandwich. Wouldn't you know it needs some mustard? [some mustard floats down] Shaggy: This is gotta be my imagination, otherwise I'd be scared stiff. [puts the ham sandwich on the table next to a knight with an ax] Shaggy: Now if my imagination could like... cut it in half? [The knight's ax swings down and cuts Shaggy's sandwich in half; Shaggy screams and runs away, then comes back and grabs his sandwich] Shaggy: Yeah, but how do we know the phantom will ever chase Scooby-Doo? He's a dog. Fred: Don't worry. We'll soon fix that. Mine Your Own Business [1.4] Fred: OK, Shaggy. You work on the combination as I read off the numbers. Shaggy: OK, but I need a moment to warm up. Now, I must have absolute quiet while I work. [Shaggy starts fiddling with the lock on the safe] Fred: Oh, Shaggy. Shaggy! I have the combination, just turn the knob to the right. Shaggy: Well, why didn't you say so? Shaggy: I've seen enough! Let's go back! Fred: Not until we walk around the ghost town and see what we can find. Shaggy: Like I know what we'll find. Daphne: What? Shaggy: Ghosts! Decoy for a Dognapper [1.5] Fred: Velma! What are you doing there? What the Hex Going On? [1.6] Velma: Hey, look! Suitcases! Daphne: Maybe someone just moved in. Shaggy: Then let's move out. Fred: It sure would help help if we could find another clue. Shaggy: Uh huh. I found one. Fred: Groovy! What is it? Shaggy: Him. [points to ghost] Shaggy: How about that? All that advice and she didn't even pay us a dime. Velma: I hope that's the end of the customers for a while. Shaggy: Zoinks! It's the goony ghost! Sharon: Uncle Stuart! Why did you do that? Shaggy: Hey! What's this? [reading the sign] "Scooby-Doo was here." The whole turkey? Gone? Never Ape an Ape Man [1.7] Shaggy: Yeah. Like, you got him. King Kong in a flash. Foul Play in Funland [1.8] Fred: Well, we saw a very strange character running around out there. Shaggy: It was like weirdo! Scooby: Reirdo like! Sarah: Fiddlesticks. Besides us there is no one else on this island. Mr. Jenkins: Maybe the moonlight was playing tricks on you. Shaggy: Man, I tell ya- Fred: Let it go Shaggy. Sorry to have bothered you, Sir. Let's go gang. [cut to them outside the house, disappointed they didn't believe their story] Fred: How did you like that for double talk? Velma: We can't go home now. We know we didn't imagine all those kooky things that happened. Daphne: Shaggy, sometimes I think that you'd rather eat a pizza pie than solve a mystery. Shaggy: Let's vote on it. Mystery or pizza pie [raises hand] Scooby: [raises a paw] Pizza pie. Daphne: [after the strange man crashes into the gang's boat] He better look out I don't catch him. I'll make him pay for what he did my hair. Mr. Jenkins: Sarah! What are you doing here? Sarah: It was me that caused Charlie to go out of control. I don't think robots should come and work here while children run about to have fun. Daphne: She's right. Charlie is nice, but kids need humans. Scooby: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Mr. Jenkins: I never thought about that. I just needed a perfect robot, but don't worry. I'll rebuild him and call him, "Charlie II". The Backstage Rage [1.9] Fred: Do you think that twenty was planned to throw us off? Daphne: Why? Fred: To make us think nothing fishy was going on in the theater. Daphne: And we would never think of going back. Velma: I get it. But now what do we do? Fred: We go back. Velma: He's gone! Daphne: It must have been our imagination. Shaggy: Well, that was the first time I ever heard mine. Bedlam in the Big Top [1.10] Ghost Clown: [hypnotizing Scooby] Watch the pretty coin of gold, and you will do as you are told. You are brave, and that's a fact. You will do the high wire act. Ghost Clown: [hypnotizing Daphne] You will listen for a time, and soon your thoughts shall all be mine. Watch the pretty coin of gold, and you will do as you are told. [Daphne, now hypnotized, smiles and closes her eyes] A Gaggle of Galloping Ghosts [1.11] Scooby-Doo and a Mummy Too! [1.12] Daphne: [referring to the Mummy of Anka] Wow, he could still scare me, Professor. The Professor: Don't worry about him, Daphne. Anka is over 3,000 years old. Shaggy: That's funny. He doesn't look a day over two thousand to me. Shaggy: I'm Tiredsville, and my feet are killing me. Oh, 1, 2, 3, 4 of them. [realizing he is sitting on the lap of the Mummy of Anka] Zoinks! The mummy! Shaggy: Like, what happened? Velma: You let the mummy in! Fred: And Scooby's with him! Which Witch is Which? [1.13] Velma: Well, it won't work. That voodoo stuff is just a bunch of phony baloney. Scooby: Hmm. [Sticks needle into a Shaggy doll] Shaggy: Yow! I've been voodooed! Fred: Hold it, Shaggy. All you did was back into this fork. Daphne: You shouldn't believe everything you read. Witch: No, my pretty? Shaggy: Hey, there's a pair of shoes in here. [sees a zombie] And look what they're attached to! Daphne: [when Fred and Velma find her bound and gagged] Boy! Am I glad to see you. [money bags by a tree where Scooby and Shaggy are hiding] Witch: "Money money money!" Zombie: "Ughh" [Shaggy and Scooby jump out of bags] Shaggy: Here double-ugly go buy yourself a new face! Ta-ta! Go Away Ghost Ship [1.14] Shaggy: The sea water's boiling. I wonder what ghosts like in their stew, Scoob. Scooby: Rains? Shaggy: Chains?! Hey, yeah, ghosts like chains. And, uh, oh, yeah. Some ashes from the stove. You know, this could be real good. Scooby: Reah, reah! Shaggy: Now, what else? Scooby: Robrebs? Shaggy: Cobwebs! Uh-huh, delightful. Why didn't I think of that? Wow. Now did we forget anything? Scooby: Roap. Shaggy: Soap? I hardly use it myself, but why not? Spooky Space Kook [1.15] Shaggy: Scoob, hide the key. [Scooby throws it out the window. Space kook laughs maniacally] Shaggy: Scooby, where'd you put the key? Scooby: Rout ra rindow. Shaggy: You threw it out the window? We need that key! [They jump out the window and grab it] Fred: In a case like this, Shag and Scoob did exactly the right thing. Let's scram! A Night of Fright is No Delight [1.16] Cosgood Creeps: I am Cosgood Creeps, my partner Mr. Crawls couldn't make it tonight. Shaggy: Creeps and Crawls! They sure picked the right lawyers for this job. Fred: Four missing heirs, a haunted house, and a Phantom Shadow. Shaggy: Like all that's missing is a spooky organ. [creepy organ music starts playing] Velma: It's not missing anymore! Velma: It's the Phantom Shadow! Fred: Only he's not a shadow, he's a green ghost! Shaggy: Now there's two of them! That's Snow Ghost [1.17] Mr. Greenway: Welcome to Wolf's End Lodge. [laughs] We have all the comforts of home! Shaggy: Yeah? Whose home? Dracula's? Velma: Maybe if we ring this gong, we'll find out. [Does so] Fu Lan Chi: Who dares enter the temple of Fu Lan Chi? Scooby: Yikes! External links 1 Category:Children's television seasons Category:American animated television seasons