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Scott Kurtz
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Scott R. Kurtz (born March 15, 1971) is an American cartoonist who began his career with his daily strip, Captain Amazing, which appeared for four semesters in the University of North Texas college paper. His first work to appear on the internet was Wedlock and Samwise, which he began in 1998. His latest and longest running project, PvP appeared daily from May 4th 1998 to roughly 2013 when updates became less frequent due to other commitments.
Quotes
PvP (1998)
Despite the fact that my weapons and armor are in desperate need of repair, I blow the entire reward on ale and whores.
PvP, Thursday, November 11, 1999
Can't hear you. I'm inside my protective blanket of fear.
PvP, Wednesday, September 6, 2000
Men may control the free world, but women control the boobs.
PvP, Tuesday, October 24, 2000
Yeah, humans are pretty cool, but if you hang out with them too long, they start treating you like a mascot.
PvP, [http://www.pvponline.com/comic/2000/12/13/wed-dec-13/ Wednesday, December 13, 2000
You're a corporate whore. Merry Christmas.
PvP, Friday, December 22, 2000
I would, but I'm going to be busy all day converting beer into pee.
PvP, Friday, October 11, 2002
Cole, would it be okay if I crapped myself right now?
My brain is hung like a horse!
PvP, Tuesday, April 06, 2004
It's like watching lemmings run off the cliff.
External links
PvPonline.com
Category:Cartoonists from the United States
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