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Land of the Lost (film)
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Land of the Lost is a 2009 science fiction/comedy film directed by Brad Silberling and starring Will Ferrell and Anna Friel, based on the 1974 TV series of the same name.
Dr. Rick Marshall
Captain Kirk's nipples!
How dare you?! How dare you?!
Because if you don't make it, it's your own damn vault. That's a bitch-slap of truth right there.
Holly Cantrell
Hot coffee!
Will Stanton
Come on, Chaka. Let's work on our mission statement.
It's the perfect woman. Big old set of boobies, no head and a handle.
Dialogue
Will: Hey Marshall! You ever get tired of being wrong?!
Marshall: I do! I really do! Bone tired!
Marshall: What a piece of crap! The machine, I mean. Not "A Chorus Line". I love showtunes. They really tell the story of the human condition.
Holly: That's a bit gay.
Marshall: It is great.
Will: Did you not just see that we drew the attention of a highly intelligent psycho dinosaur?
Marshall: Look, I think the PhD after my name means I know a thing or two something about dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are creatures of brute instinct. Like I've said before, it's got the brain the size of a walnut...'kay? You got me? A walnut. (interrupted by loud thump)
(walking outside and finds a large thing wrapped in leaves)
Marshall: Sweet Gregor Mendel.
Holly: Whoa, what is it?
Marshall: It's a walnut!"
(Tyrannosaurus rex peers at them across the land from a cave and appears to grin smugly before sinking back into the shadows)
Will: Well, obviously, this is between you and him.
External links
Category:2009 films
Category:2000s American films
Category:Comedy science fiction films
Category:Films based on television series
Category:Time travel films
Category:Films about dinosaurs
Category:Films about parallel universes