Joe Somebody

Joe Somebody is a 2001 American comedy-drama film written by John Scott Shepherd and directed by John Pasquin. The film stars Tim Allen as a man stirred into action by a workplace bully. The film also stars Julie Bowen, Kelly Lynch, Greg Germann, Hayden Panettiere, Patrick Warburton and Jim Belushi. A Comedy About Somebody Everybody Can Believe In.taglines Dialogue [after getting hit by trainer] Joe: Did people ever come back here? Meg: You're having a panic attack, do you know what that means? Joe: It sounds pretty self-explanatory. Joe: You talking to me? Joe: Did you have fun? Natalie: Weekend from hell. They took me to another silly-ass hippie restaurant. Natalie: With thee most absurd one-man play ever produced! Joe: "Silly-ass"? Natalie: Dad... Natalie: [on the phone with Joe] Dad, just tell me something. Is it you don't want to see me? Or is it you don't want me to see you? Joe: Yes... Yes to the second one. Natalie: [crying] DAD, just please let me come over. Just for a little while... Joe: It's okay. Everything's all right. I'm just sitting here drowning my sorrows in a - a quart of Ben and Jerry's Chunky Monkey. Chuck: Too bad. I was really hoping to give a shit. Joe: Can you show me some of that Crouching Dragon, Hidden Tiger stuff? Natalie: Everything on the menu was made with curd. Curd this, curd that. I MEAN, I ordered a hamburger and I got a 10-minute lecture on animal rights from the waitress. AND the guy in the play was half-naked! Joe: WHAT? Which half? Joe: You became a farmer? Rick: No, Joe. I'm an actor dressed as a farmer... for an audition. Joe: Sorry. Callie: We had a great weekend. Did she tell you about the play? Joe: Yeah. The actors were naked. Natalie: So were the ushers. Callie: They were not! Joe: Callie, Beauty and the Beast is in town. What's the matter with that? Natalie: [gets out of the car after Joe gets punched by Mark] LEAVE HIM ALONE, DIRTBAG! Joe: Don't call anybody a dirtbag. Natalie: Daddy, are you okay? You're bleeding. Joe: I'm good. I just tripped! I'm okay. Let's go... Natalie: Why do I have to spend weekends with them? Can't we just drive by every Saturday and wave? Joe: Your mom's a little eccentric. Think of her as an exotic flower. Natalie: And that made you what? Dirt? Joe: NAT, she's your mom. Natalie: HEY, that guy is an ass-wipe! Joe: NATALIE... Natalie: Sorry, I meant "ass-guy". Joe: That's Mark McKinney! He's a 7-year employee. W-what's he doing in the 10-year lot? Natalie: Maybe he's going to stand around for another 3 years. Taglines A Comedy About Somebody Everybody Can Believe In. someone just picked on the wrong nobody. Knockout fun for the whole family! Cast Tim Allen - Joe Scheffer Julie Bowen - Meg Harper Kelly Lynch - Callie Scheffer Greg Germann - Jeremy Hayden Panettiere - Natalie Scheffer Patrick Warburton - Mark McKinney Jim Belushi - Chuck Scarett Ken Marino - Rick Raglow Wolfgang Bodison - Cade Raymond Cristi Conaway - Abby Manheim Robert Joy - Pat Chilcutt Tina Lifford - Cassandra Taylor External links 0279889 Category:2001 films Category:2000s American films Category:Comedy-drama films Category:Films set in Minnesota