Yonderland

Yonderland (2013–16) is a British sitcom television series. It was created by, is written by and stars the main performers from CBBC's series Horrible Histories. __TOC__ Season 1 The Chosen Mum [1.1] [Debbie is trying to get her children to stand still for a photo] Debbie: 1... 2... 3... 4... 5. [pause] Pete, counting to 5's stopped working Peter: It happened at the weekend. You've got to bribe them with chocolate now. Debbie: What happened? Where am I? Elf: Well, you know the New Forest? Debbie: Yeah... Elf: It's like that, but in another world. Nick: I'm a magic stick. Get over it. Elder Trevor: She doesn't sound very impressive. Elder Vex: Trevor, you're a blob. Wizard Bradley [1.2] Debbie: Pete, if there was a £50 note in the garden, would you go and get it? Peter: Yes. Debbie: Well then you haven't got flu. Peter: What? Debbie: Well that's the test, for flu. Peter: But it's fifty quid! Don't you remember what I went through to get that £2 coin I dropped down the loo? Wizard Bradley: Don't miss my next performance when I will be showcasing my rain spell... weather permitting. [A younger Wizard Bradley is in a nightclub surrounded by women] Wizard Bradley: It actually looks like a wand! [Wizard Bradley reaches in vain for his dropped hat as the temple doors close behind him] Wizard Bradley: My haaaaaaaaaaaat! [pause] Can easily be replaced. Reformation [1.3] The Ultimate Prize [1.4] Closing the Portal [1.5] Elf: Ennythingos: home of the sacred fire and our version of the clap, so just don't. "✨JuSt dO iT!✨" The Idiot King [1.6] The Heart of the Sun [1.7] Dirty Ernie [1.8] Narrator: Far far ago, the ancients wrote upon the scrolls that dark forces would sweep our realm, until only Yonderland remained. But they told also of a saviour, come from a distant world to save us from the shadows. Can you dig? Season 2 Panic in the Streets of Yonderland [2.1] Elders: Kill the blob! Smash him in! Eat the blob! Vice Elder Flowers: Eat his face! Scribe Elder Ho-Tan: Woah woah, wait, I thought you were a vegetarian? Vice Elder Flowers: Is he not a vegetable? Scribe Elder Ho-Tan: Grey area, like fish. The Winging Detective [2.2] A Vicious Circle [2.3] Up the Workers [2.4] Negatus: He's not hiding, you cretin, he's dead! Negatus: You have failed me for the last time. Demon Jeff: Please, I can keep failing you! Babbas: Perfect! A little helper! How are you at holding stuff? Demon Jeff: It's on my CV, but then again, so's computer skills, and I've no idea what that means. Picket Fence 1: Where did you get the egg? Picket Fence 2: Honestly? From the bum of a bird. Debbie: This could have been happening for quillennia... oh God, I've started saying "quillennia". Nanny La Roo [2.5] Game of Crones [2.6] Le Fox [after smashing a bottle of wine over Igor's head]: Don't worry, it was only a Rosé. The Last Fahl [2.7] Debbie: He's clearly not all there. He collects bums! Squint: And stamps... no-one ever goes on about the stamps. Nigel: Mum said she'd texted you. Peter: Oh, what, d'you mean [looks at phone] "Cad conid locket lig haroo"? I haven't had a chance to send that one to Bletchley yet. Fahl: I only ask for the simple things in life. Food, water, move that mountain out of my sun! But no, you never fail to disappoint me. Careful What You Wish For [2.8] Demon Rita: If he's an evil genius, where's his bumbling assistant? Igor: Jeffrey! Demon Neil: Oh, good choice! Demon Rita: Nailed it. Cast Martha Howe-Douglas - Debbie Maddox/Imperatrix Mathew Baynton - Elf/Chief Elder Choop Jim Howick - the Crone/Lord Elder Pressley Simon Farnaby - Negatus/Vice-Elder Flowers Laurence Rickard - Wizard Bradley/Scribe Elder Ho-Tan Ben Willbond - Nick the Stick/Wise Elder Vex External links Yonderland 2938522 Category:Cancelled shows Category:UK sitcoms Category:Sky One shows