Transylvania 6-5000 (1985 film)

Transylvania 6-5000 is a 1985 film about two reporters who travel to a strange castle in Transylvania to investigate the apparent reappearance of Frankenstein. Directed and written by Rudy De Luca. WANTED: Two thrill-seeking reporters, brains optional, looking to dig up the story of the century. For information call...  (taglines) Dr. Malavaqua I don't work with lightning! I hate it! Ptui! I work with all this other shit! Fejos Would you like to buy a monkey? Is good, ya? Is funny? Other Mac Turner: Crap? I like crap. I love crap. I need crap. Crap is what sells newspapers. Look around you. Crap, crap, crap. Crap, crap, crap, crap. The Mayor: This is Transylvania. Don't you want to ask us about Dracula? How about the Creature from the Black Lagoon? I got Godzilla in the next room. How about The Blob? Dialogue Gil Turner: You can't fire me, I'm your son. Mac Turner: Prove it! Jack Harrison: Look, didn't you hire me to raise the journalistic level of this paper? Mac Turner: No! I hired you to raise the vocabulary level of this paper. I want to keep the journalistic level very low. Why do you think I teamed you up with him? [points to Gil]Gil Turner: Hey, I'm a team player. Gil Turner: Do you smell perfume? Jack Harrison: Yes. I know what was in this room. Gil: What? Jack: The Creature from Estee Lauder. Dr. Malavaqua: Radu, attack! Radu: Master, I've had enough aggravation for one day. Odette: [pulling Gil to her breast] Put your face to my breast. Tell me that you want me too! Gil: [muffled]'' I want you too! Odette: I want you so bad, it hurts. Gil: Me, too. Taglines WANTED: Two thrill-seeking reporters, brains optional, looking to dig up the story of the century. For information call... Cast Jeff Goldblum — Jack Harrison Joseph Bologna — Dr. Malavaqua Ed Begley Jr. — Gil Turner Carol Kane — Lupi Jeffrey Jones — Lepescu John Byner — Radu Geena Davis — Odette Michael Richards — Fejos Donald Gibb — Wolfman Norman Fell — Mac Turner Teresa Ganzel — Elizabeth Ellison Rudy De Luca — Lawrence Malbot Inge Appelt — Madame Morovia External links 0090196 Transylvania 6-5000 Category:1985 films Category:1980s American films Category:Comedy horror films Category:Films about Frankenstein Category:Films about vampires Category:Films about werewolves