Jax Taylor

Jason Michael Cauchi, (born July 11, 1979) known professionally as Jax Taylor, is an American television personality, model, and actor. He was a series regular on the Bravo reality television series Vanderpump Rules (2013–2020) for eight seasons and its spin-off series The Valley (2024–25). Quotes Vanderpump Rules Dude, stop acting like you're the number one fucking guy in this group, man. I'm the number one guy in the group. Vanderpump Rules, Season 4, Episode 16 If a fucking squirrel would've looked at me with a fucking pussy, I would've fucked it. Vanderpump Rules, Season 6, Episode 5 He's a big boy, he puts his pants on two feet at a time. I have to be the centre of attention because that’s how I get my validation. When it comes to this group, I can predict the future like Gandhi, Did Gandhi predict the future? Mohammad Gandhi right is his name? isn't he some like Indian dude who like who is Gandhi? What did he do? Brandi and I want to say LaToya Jackson, when I heard all the yelling, I'm like what is Latoya Jackson doing yelling at Brandi for being racist. My brain is sprained okay, when you sprain your ankle what do you do ? do you walk on it? no your brain is the same fucking thing, I mean that's just the way the brain works. Want to kill two birds with 13 stones. I took her bait, hook line and singer. I would just keep milking this cow because it's like a free cow, do you know what I'm saying Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free? You have the German husband yelling at the tall one, and the tall ones yelling at the Puerto Rican girl, Yolanda which I don't know what race or where she's from so it's kinda like a drunk United Nations. External links Jax Taylor Category:1979 births Category:Models from the United States Category:Living people Category:Actors from Michigan