Jackass Forever

Jackass Forever is a 2022 American film, the fourth film in the Jackass series. It is the sequel to 2010 film, Jackass 3D and followed by 2026 sequel, Jackass: Best and Last. Directed by Jeff Tremaine and co-written with Jason Acuña, Derrick Beckles and J.P. Blackmon. Some people never learn. WARNING: The stunts in this movie were performed by professionals. So neither you nor your dumb buddies should attempt anything from this movie. Johnny Knoxville Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass! We have winners and we have Steve-O. [To Steve-O] You still got those million dollar teeth that's for sure. [Steve-O then removes his dentures to reveal a missing tooth] What did you guys do to Eric? I went up high as a moose's caboose. Almost twenty years ago today, we filmed the original cup test... and now twenty years later we're still doing the same stupid shit. Hello, I am Johnny the Magnificent. Today I'm going to wow you with my supreme skills of prestidigitation. That bull didn't like fucking magic! It felt like I got a 200 pound colonic up my ass. Steve-O Concussions aren't great, but as long as you have them before you're 50, it's cool, and Knoxville is 49, so we're good. You might be younger, taller, better looking, richer, more talented... but motherfucker I can ride! Concussions aren't great, but as long as you have them before you're 50, it's cool, and Knoxville is 49, so we're good. [After getting hit in the head by a speeding soccer ball] Yeah, that rang my bell. [Points to trailer behind him] I took a huge shit in there too. So here we are back at the bullring. Even at the time when I wanted to die, I wouldn't get in the bullring, you know. When life was it's least valuable I would have no part in this bullshit. And it's my least favorite thing. The movie's going so well, why the fuck are we doing this? Chris Pontius Preston should've pooped before he came to work today. Fail to prepare, prepare to fail. And if you're wondering if the curtains match the drapes, let me tell you, I tore those drapes out a long time ago. These guys are old, we paid our dues, so we're handing the torch to you. It's semen alright. It's been a while since I ate the horse semen, but I think I prefer the pig. Bacon's better than horse meat right? Milk milk lemonade. Around the corner fudge is made. Stick your finger up that hole. Now you've got a Tootsie Roll! That was a violent brawl. One sided to be sure. If you think we're wearing underwear under these tunics... you're sadly mistaken, my friend. A lot of people ask: "What will Jackass be like once we're older". Well, it'll get more mature. When the beast awakens, the monster arises. Ehren McGhehey I've lived a life of danger. I've used my body to find my soul, broken, beaten, as I get old. Now buckle up and enjoy the ride, it's almost time for me to fly. [He is strapped down in a chair] I'm trapped! [Johnny pours honey all over his head] And you're putting honey on me! [Johnny then pours chunks of salmon on the chair near his crotch] And salmon? [The door opens and a bear roars as it comes in] Oh, my God! WHAT THE FUCK... IS GOING ON...?! Dave England No, fuck you. I'll start a new life in here. I just said why can't I wear my cool hat and now I know why. I can barely taste the pig cum in this. Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña Dick pain hurts. Okay. There's enough meat there. Tyler the Creator What the fuck is that? I'm not fucking stupid! [Finding the buzzer underneath his seat] Eric André It ain't a bunch of NASA scientists over here, you know what I mean? This ain't a MENSA convention. Sean "Poopies" McInerney I'm Poopies... big-time movie star. And today, we're big wave surfing. So if we get bit we die? Are you serious? Is there an "antidope" here? Is that what it's called? Antivenom, not "antidope". What does "antidope" mean? I don't even know. What's "antidope"? Now it's time for some hot shit water skiing! Grom! Zach Holmes This is so fucked up! I knew this was gonna fucking happen! Why the fuck did we go down to the basement? Davon Wilson I'm kinda embarrassed right now. Like, I came out of his penis. Hood card taken away. I feel that shit man! That mothafucka tryna hurt me man! Compston Wilson You look scareder than me and this is yo shit! Jeff Tremaine If they do trust us to go the bathroom today, they're pretty... they're pretty less intelligent than I thought. Dialogue Steve-O: I just googled the world's hardest punch ever recorded. Francis' punch is the equivalent of being hit by a Ford Escort at top speed. Francis Ngannou: Wait, you don't need to read that now. Johnny Knoxville: How you doing over there Rachel? Rachel Wolfson: Wee Man is going to space Jules Sylvester: This is a Texas rat snake. Johnny Knoxville: Are they venomous? Jules Sylvester: [Pause] Eh. Jeff Tremaine: Zackass! He's a real wild crazy guy! He's the gnarly superstar! Zackass! Chris Pontius: There ain't a thing he wouldn't do! He'd jump in cacti for you! Compston Wilson: Imma fuck you up man you suppose to be having my back. Davon Wilson: I got you a job! Johnny Knoxville: He's about to have 5 gallons of pig cum dumped on him. Tyler the Creator: Damn, that sounds like me in London. Ehren McGhehey: Look at Dave's face! Dave England: Fuck off! Fuck all the way off! Johnny Knoxville: I was supposed to pour the milk in the hat and then put the hat back on and no milk would come out. Did milk come out? Lance Bangs: There was some milk on the ground. Johnny Knoxville: Oh... oh, shit. Steve-O: You know the sad reality is that not every bit works. In this case, Zach's asshole is just too tight. Zach Holmes: Maybe next year. Johnny Knoxville: How is Raab not in this? Chris Raab: I'm the smart one I already know what's gonna happen. Ehren McGhehey: There's a door, I just opened it, I swear to god! Dave England: Oh wow, how conveniant. Johnny Knoxville: Does it smell like pig semen? Does it smell? Chris Pontius: Why are you looking at me like that? Zach Holmes: We're not doing that again. Sean McInerney: This guy's one badass dude right here. Zach Holmes: I love you, dude. Sean McInerney: That was sick. You showed *us* how to surf! Rachel Wolfson: My lip is so fucked up you guys. I feel fucked up. Eric André: But she looks great. Colson "Machine Gun Kelly" Baker: How did you beat me? Steve-O: I don't know dude. I don't know man. I was coming off my pedals, it was not my strongest performance, you were just really bad. Ehren McGhehey: Fuck this cup sucked. This is the worst cup of them all. Steve-O: I'm starting to think those cups don't work dude. Jeff Tremaine: Just say "this is Body Surfing" we don't need the intro. Davon Wilson: I wanna say my name! This is Zach, I'm Jasper and this is Body Surfing mothafucka! Aaron Homoki: Where were you? Chris Pontius: I was... I just. Johnny Knoxville: Poopies, that was really uncool. Sean McInerney: Did you feel the vibration? Ehren McGhehey: You just got cummed on, dude! Johnny Knoxville: That's pig cum! Dave England: What is it? Johnny Knoxville: Pig cum! Ehren McGhehey: Pig! Cum!Dave England: That's pig cum?Ehren McGhehey: That's pig cum!Johnny Knoxville: 5 gallons!Dave England: I'm a vegetarian!Preston Lacy: I should not have eaten Indian and Cuban food in the same day.Lance Bangs: [Repeatedly] No..! [Regurgitates] Zach Holmes: I'm gonna pass out! I'm passing out! Steve-O: Zach's passing out! Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña: We got the Whambulance coming for ya if you don't get to this next bit. Ehren McGhehey: I will tell you right now if the jokes continue I will stand up and walk away. Johnny Knoxville: He's gonna take his nuts and go home. Johnny Knoxville: Wow! He's talking smack! Preston Lacy: Some mime shit talkin' over there. Rob Dyrdek: How many times to we get to play? Johnny Knoxville: Oh this is probably a oner. Rob Dyrdek: [Laughs''] Shit!Chris Pontius: You're wearing it backwards or upside down.Ehren McGhehey: I don't need physics from you guys right now!Johnny Knoxville: I don't know what's worse. The wedgie or these junkyard mattresses you gotta land on.Jason "Wee Man" Acuña: Yeah. Look at that pee stained one right there.Bam Margera: Ew dude.Chris Pontius: Poopies doesn't have the biggest penis in the world, not the second biggest either.Sean McInerney: I think I have the smallest one out of the whole group. That was what I was most nervous about, showing it to the whole world. But that's what we're here for.Eric Manaka: I don't think he's very happy.Spike Jonze: Have you ever been around bulls before?Eric Manaka: I've never been around a bull in my whole entire life, not a real one. Ah shit! Ah shit!Dave England: Was that the first time you got cummed on?Sean McInerney: Yeah, for sure. No, the second.Jeff Tremaine: Did they put that goofy ass beard on in make-up?Lionel Boyce''': You a hater. How you just gonna come over and say some fuck shit about my nice ass beard. Cast Johnny Knoxville as Self/Irving Zisman Steve-O as Self Chris Pontius as Self Dave England as Self Ehren "Danger Ehren" McGhehey as Self Jason "Wee Man" Acuña as Self Preston Lacy as Self Davon "Jasper" Wilson as Self Sean "Poopies" McInerney as Self Zach Holmes as Self Eric Manaka as Self Rachel Wolfson as Self Compston "Dark Shark" Wilson as Self Jeff Tremaine as Self Dimitry Elyashkevich as Self Rob Dyrdek as Self External links 11466222 jackass_forever Jackass Forever Category:2022 films Category:2022 American films Category:Black comedy films Category:Sequel films Category:Films based on television series Category:Skateboarding films Category:Stunt performance films Category:Grossout films Category:Films about sadomasochism Category:Films based on television series Category:Films set in Los Angeles Category:Films set in Santa Clarita Category:Films set in New York City Category:Films directed by Jeff Tremaine Category:Jackass Category:2022 English-language films