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Black Christmas (1974 film)
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Black Christmas (originally titled Silent Night, Evil Night in the United States) is a 1974 Canadian horror film about a group of sorority girls who are stalked by a stranger during their Christmas break.
Directed by Bob Clark. Screenplay by Roy Moore.
If this movie doesn't make your skin crawl... It's On Too Tight! Taglines
Mrs. MacHenry
These broads would hump the Leaning Tower of Pisa if they could get up there!
[singing as she packs her suitcase] Alligators come through the gate, but goodbye leg if ya get away late! Lollies love to pop!
Barb Coard
[on phone] You're a real gold-plated whore, mother, you know that?
[upon seeing that Mrs. MacHenry is coming inside the house] Speaking of professional virgins - here we have the queen of vaudeville herself!
Oh, why don't you go find a wall socket and stick your tongue in it? That'll give you a charge.
I think the little bugger's schnockered, son of a bitch.
Mr. Harrison
I didn't send my daughter in here to be drinking and picking up the boys.
The Killer
Filthy Billy, I know what you did nasty Billy!
Agnes, It's me Billy! Don't tell them what we did!
Let me lick ya, you pretty piggy cunt!
[to Barb, while on the phone] I'll stick my tongue up your pretty pussy!
[to Barb, while on the phone] [sombre] I'm going to kill you.
[Quietly singing] Little baby bunting/ Daddy's went a-hunting/ Gonna fetch a rabbit skin to wrap his baby Agnes in.
Dialogues
Sergeant Nash: Excuse me? Could you give me the number at the sorority house? Please?
Barb Coard: Yeah, sure. It's, ah... Fellatio 20880. Fellatio. It's a new exchange, FE.
Sergeant Nash: That's a new one on me. How do you spell it?
Barb Coard: Capital F, E, little L, LA, TIO.
Sergeant Nash: Thanks.
Barb Coard: Don't mention it.
[after the mysterious caller hangs up]
Clare Harrison: I don't think you should provoke somebody like that, Barb.
Barb Board: Oh listen, this guy is minor league. In the city, I get two of those a day.
Clare Harrison: Well maybe. But you know that town girl was raped a couple of weeks ago.
Barb Coard: Darling, you can't rape a townie.
Clare Harrison: Could that really be just one person?
Barb Coard: No, Clare, it's the Mormon Tabernacle Choir making their annual obscene phone call.
Lt. Fuller: [hands Nash a form] What's this?
Sergeant Nash: Oh, that's the number of the sorority house.
Lt. Fuller: Fellatio?
Sergeant Nash: Yeah, it's a new exchange: FE.
Lt. Fuller: [suppressing a laugh] A new exchange?
Sergeant Nash: Yeah, Fellatio. One of the girls that was in this afternoon gave it to me.
Lt. Fuller: [sarcastically] She gave it to you?
Sergeant Nash: Yeah.
Lt. Fuller: Nash, I don't think you could pick your nose without written instructions. [takes the form and walks back to his desk]
Sergeant Nash: [thinks for a moment] I know. It's something dirty, ain't it?
Sergeant Nash: [Jess has managed to keep the caller on the line for almost a full two minutes, allowing the phone company to trace the call] Uh, Lt. Fuller?
Lt. Fuller: Yeah, Nash, what is it?
Sergeant Nash: The phone company's on the other line, sir. They say they got a trace on this one.
Lt. Fuller: Yeah, let's have it!
Sergeant Nash: He says the calls are coming from #6 Belmont Street.
Lt. Fuller: For Christ's sakes, Nash, you got it wrong. That's where the calls are going into.
Sergeant Nash: That's where they're coming from too, sir.
Lt. Fuller: [pause] Oh, shit...
Sargeant Nash: [after Sergeant Nash calls the sorority house] Who is this?
Jessica Bradford: It's Jess.
Sargeant Nash: Ms. Bradford, this is Sergeant Nash. Are you the only one in the house?
Jessica Bradford: No. Phyll and Barb are upstairs asleep. Why?
Sargeant Nash: Alright. Now I want do you exactly what I tell you without asking any questions, okay?
[Jessica begins to question]
Sargeant Bradford: No, no, no... no questions. Now just put the phone back on the hook, walk to the front door and leave the house.
Jessica Bradford: What's wrong?
Sargeant Nash: Please, Ms. Bradford, please just do as I tell you.
Jessica Bradford: Okay. I'll get Phyll and Barb.
Sargeant Nash: [Raising his voice] No, no, no, don't do that Jess.
[Long pause]
Sargeant Nash: Jess, the caller is in the house. The calls are coming from the house!
Taglines
If this picture doesn't make your skin crawl...it's on TOO TIGHT.
Christmas is coming early this year. And it's murder.
The sort of Christmas you don't dream of.
A Christmas with another colour brings a killer on the loose!
Twas the Night, Before Christmas, and All Trough the House, a Creature was stirring. The Stocklings were Hung by the Chimney with care, but it was Hard to Say that St. Nick would be there. A Christmas with another colour brings a Killer on the Loose.
Have Yourself a Scary Little, Black Christmas. It's Not at All Like the Ones You Used to Know.
He Knows When You're Sleeping, He Knows if You're Awake, HE KNOWS...
It's beginning to look a lot like—bloodshed! Christmas is almost here, and a deranged, axe-wielding psycho is terrorizing a sorority. As it happens, the mad murder also makes obscene phone calls—and he lives right above the girls...
Cast
Olivia Hussey – Jess Bradford
Keir Dullea – Peter Smythe
Margot Kidder – Barbara ‘Barb’ Coard
John Saxon – Lieutenant Kenneth Fuller
Marian Waldman – Mrs.‘Mac’ MacHenry
Andrea Martin – Phyllis ‘Phyll’ Carlson
James Edmond – Mr. Harrison
Doug McGrath – Sargeant Nash
Art Hindle – Chris Hayden
Lynne Griffin – Clare Harrison
External links
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Category:1974 films
Category:1970s Canadian films
Category:Slasher films
Category:Independent films
Category:Christmas horror films
Category:Films about fraternities and sororities
Category:Films about psychopaths
Category:Films set in schools