A. Whitney Brown

Alan Whitney Brown (born July 8, 1952) is an American comedian and writer who was a regular humorist on Saturday Night Live and The Daily Show. Quotes The Big Picture: An American Commentary (1991) I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you. There are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people. Think of it. More than a BILLION people. That means even if you're a one-in-a-million type of guy, there are still a thousand guys exactly like you. Who would have thought that the fatal flaw of communism would be that there's no money it. External links Category:Comedians from the United States Category:Authors from the United States Category:Humorists from the United States Category:Living people Category:Primetime Emmy Award winners