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Elves (film)
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Elves is a 1989 film about a young woman who discovers that she is the focus of an evil Nazi experiment involving selective breeding and summoned elves, an attempt to create a race of supermen. She and two of her friends are trapped in a department store with an elf, and only the renegade loose-cannon Santa Claus, can save them.
Directed and written by Jeffrey Mandel.
They're not working for Santa...anymore.
Kirsten
My cat is the only friend I have left.
Mike McGavin
I need to know the connection between the elves and the Nazis!
Other
Dead Santa: [whispers] Santa said ORAL.
Dialogue
Kirsten: [after catching her brother spying on her] I'm your fucking sister.
Willy: Yeah, you've got fucking big tits and I'm going to tell everybody I saw them.
Kirsten's Mother: Your father's in the study.
Kirsten: What? No. Grandfather's in the study. Dad is dead.
Kirsten's Mother: Your grandfather is your grandfather AND your father!
Willy: Is everything all right?
Kirsten: No, Willy, Gramps is a Nazi.
Kirsten's Mother: You look terrible.
Kirsten: Yeah, well, I had a rough day at work... Santa got murdered.
Cast
Dan Haggerty - Mike McGavin
Julie Austin - Kirsten
Deanna Lund - Kirsten's mother
Borah Silver - Kirsten's grandfather
Mansell Rivers-Bland - Rubinkraur
Christopher Graham - Willy
Laura Lichstein - Brooke
External links
0099496 Elves
Category:Cult films
Category:Christmas horror films
Category:Films about Nazis
Category:1989 American films
Category:1989 English-language films
Category:American dark fantasy films
Category:American independent films
Category:American monster movies
Category:English-language science fiction horror films
Category:Incest in film
Category:Films set in Colorado