Two Night Stand

Two Night Stand is a 2014 romantic comedy film about two strangers who meet on an online dating site and are forced to extend an awkward hookup after a massive blizzard traps them inside a Manhattan apartment. Directed by Max Nichols. Written by Mark Hammer. Dialogue Megan: You know, I used to smoke back in college. But one summer, I walked in on my parents smoking out of a vaporizer and watching Italian porn. Alec: Oh, my God. Megan: Which is kind of the greatest antidrugs PSA of all time. Megan: You are an asshole in so many languages! Megan: (after taking off her clothes) Is that sort of what you had in mind? Alec: Yeah, that’s good. That’s pretty good, you got the hang of that… mm-hmm. Megan: (happily) Good. (Alec blows a raspberry on Megan’s stomach during sex) Megan: No! If there is one thing that you take away from this whole experience… never. Alec: Sorry, I was trying to cool you off. Megan: My dad used to give me those. And now I am just thinking about my dad. Alec: Ew, that’s gross, I’m sorry. Megan: I think you severely overestimate your ability to break hearts. Daisy: (about their breakup note) I see what’s going on here. You read this, and then you wanted me to come home and find this slutty little lipstick haiku so that you could be the one that ended us. Alec: It’s not a haiku, there’s not enough syllables. Cast Miles Teller as Alec Lio Tipton as Megan Jessica Szohr as Faiza Scott Mescudi as Cedric Leven Rambin as Daisy Michael Showalter as Rick Raines Josh Salatin as Chris Kellyn Lindsay as Becca Chris Conroy as Ben Joey Lauren Adams as voice of Darella External links Category:2014 films Category:2014 American films Category:Independent films Category:Romantic comedy films Category:Films set in Manhattan